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Un-Magical Realism: Temporal Frustrations: A look at the past and the present in regards to sunlight and cartoons
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Monday, March 9, 2009. Temporal Frustrations: A look at the past and the present in regards to sunlight and cartoons. I flipped throught the usual cable channels - History, ESPN, Food Network, etc. Nothing caught my fancy. Boredom, usually a companion that appears much later, accosted me within 30 minutes. Video games were considered then tossed aside, it was too early for reading. The internet offered no solace. I went back to searching the multitude cable channels. Are any of my old favorites still on?
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Un-Magical Realism: March 2009
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Thursday, March 26, 2009. Have you ever run across a word or phrase that you have grown up using or hearing, and have become so accustomed to that you never realized how messed up it is? Oh my god, I love their Dude sandwiches.". Right, I know? I never realized, in my years of eating Dude sandwiches, how gay it sounds. (For those of the uninitiated masses - yankees most likely - the Dude is Dairy Queen's chicken fried steak sandwich. And it is fantastic in a gross comfort food kind of way.). I flipped th...
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Un-Magical Realism: Sub-Gourmet Homophobia
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Thursday, March 26, 2009. Have you ever run across a word or phrase that you have grown up using or hearing, and have become so accustomed to that you never realized how messed up it is? Oh my god, I love their Dude sandwiches.". Right, I know? I never realized, in my years of eating Dude sandwiches, how gay it sounds. (For those of the uninitiated masses - yankees most likely - the Dude is Dairy Queen's chicken fried steak sandwich. And it is fantastic in a gross comfort food kind of way.). Police Had T...
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Un-Magical Realism: Super Bowl Mini Post
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Sunday, February 1, 2009. Super Bowl Mini Post. For relaxing times, make it Santori time.". So I was worrying about it, then I realized, Hey! I don't give a shit. So there. I would ask my readers to let me know if you see any commercials that are actually good, but none of you own televisions, because you are all principled like that. Be selective and enjoy the power of the stop button. Some good, some really bad. http:/ adage.com/superbowl09/article? February 6, 2009 at 10:34 AM. Fuck You, Penguin.
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Un-Magical Realism: January 2009
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Thursday, January 22, 2009. More is Not Always Better. You know what I hate? Bonus tracks. Now I realize many of you music snobs in the audience are anxiously awaiting the sainted day when your favorite Beta Band album is released with 27 new never-before-heard tracks, including a special live acoustic version of "Eclipse" sung entirely in Esparanto, with only the looped sounds of a dog lapping water from its bowl as percussion. Well, that's fine if that's how you want to play it, but me? My intention (n...
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Un-Magical Realism: My Two Cents on this Hipster Crap
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009. My Two Cents on this Hipster Crap. Okay, this Dracula vs. Werewolf thing is burrowing its way deeper and deeper into my waking mind, thus making it (even more) difficult to get any work done. So I will let it out here. For those of you who don’t number yourselves among the crossover traffic between this blog and. First, what the hell is wrong with you? Second, an explanation is in order. The point is (yeah, Walter, what’s your point? Let it be said then that henceforth all f...
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Un-Magical Realism: I am Third
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Friday, January 16, 2009. Then this morning I finally went to IAmSecond.com. Advertising works apparently. I was dying to know. I had no answer for this person, mainly because I didn't know what the hell he was talking about. Luckily, there was a link at the top of the page which says "What is I Am Second? So I erroneously thought this would finally answer my question. I am Second is a movement where significance in life is a shared value among people of all kinds.". What does that mean? Plus you'll disc...
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Un-Magical Realism: February 2009
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Thursday, February 19, 2009. Selective Neo-Luddism, or Burying My Head in the Sand. I have this weird urge with new technological trends to not just resist them, but to often overtly ignore their existence and/or completely avoid learning what they are. Okay, going to Google to search "Twitter." I see they have their own website - okay, so Twitter is a proper noun, trademark, whatever. Click on this. Oh good, it takes me to a "What is Twitter? Page I hope this is better than "What is I Am Second? Tab I a...
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Un-Magical Realism: December 2008
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008. The 2008 Yakkie Awards. On this day, the final of a sometimes abysmal, sometime wondrous 2008, we present our very special, often narrow-minded best-of awards. It's time for the 2008 Yakkies! Keep in mind that in order f. Or something to qualify for a Yakkie, it must. Have been released in 2. In Search of a Midnight Kiss. I'm sorry, did you hipsters out there in Hipsteria want something a little more obscure than The Dark Knight. Honorable Mention: The Foot Fist Way. The lon...
