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From Stage Dives to Station Wagons: Observations of a mother of boys
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Sunday, April 6, 2008. Observations of a mother of boys. As the mother of two boy, I have at times struggled to understand what makes them go. After years of observation, there seem to be a few guiding principles of young boys. I have listed them below. As near as I can tell, these few ideas rule my sons' lives. Principles for young boys:. 1 If there is something big, climb it. 2 If you have climbed something big, jump off of it. 3 Have something heavy? 4 Something on the ground? 19 Anything that makes y...
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From Stage Dives to Station Wagons: Scenes from a Starbucks
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Friday, June 1, 2012. Scenes from a Starbucks. It's too bad you're a girl," Little Dog said after we'd placed our order at the counter. Why's that. I'm pretty happy being a girl," I replied. Well, because you're not lucky enough to be a boy. Boys can do everything. Girls can't. Too bad you don't get to be a boy.". Girls can do pretty much everything boys can do, you know," I reminded him. "In fact, we can do some things boys can never do! I can make a baby. In fact, I made you! You know," I said "Girls a...
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From Stage Dives to Station Wagons: August 2010
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010. I do not like spiders. I've said it before. I screamed. A loud, girly, shrieky scream. I also shook and squirmed in a full body shiver as I lost sight of the beast, fearing that every little brush against my skin was the legs of this giant gorilla of a spider. I finally spotted him on the porch floor and he met his end at the bottom of my shoe. I stomped a few extra times just to be sure. I said, still squirming at the memory of the legs brushing against my skin. Tomatoes. H...
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From Stage Dives to Station Wagons: Hello, My Name is Laura, and I am a Potty Mouth
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Thursday, December 21, 2006. Hello, My Name is Laura, and I am a Potty Mouth. Hilarious. Your kid is my new hero. Personally, I was somewhat raised in a bar and by some manner of coincidence spent a lot of time in those little meetings. :). I'll definitely come back and read more at a time when I'm not avoiding going to sleep when I have to get up early. Thursday, March 19, 2009. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe in a reader. View my complete profile. My name is Laura, and I'm a potty mouth.
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From Stage Dives to Station Wagons: A Very Belated Birthday Post
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Thursday, March 28, 2013. A Very Belated Birthday Post. My precious seven-year-old Little Dog,. I usually post these right around the time you age up, but this year, as you well know, has been a bit of an ass-kicker. I'm running behind because this year I never seem to stop running. You have an great sense of humor that constantly catches me off guard. You turn phrases in ways that make me giggle and frequently post your observations or retorts in my Facebook status. In fact, you have gained quit...10 Th...
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From Stage Dives to Station Wagons: From bar hopping to breastfeeding
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006. From bar hopping to breastfeeding. How the hell did I end up singing along to Ralph Covert, driving a messy Passat station wagon with two, count em, two carseats? Obat kutil kelamin resep dokter. Kutil di sekitar vagina. Kutil di sekitar kelamin. Tuesday, March 24, 2015. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe in a reader. View my complete profile. Self-proclamed (yet somewhat disputed) leader of the Followthatdog household. My name is Laura, and I'm a potty mouth.
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From Stage Dives to Station Wagons: Someone help me understand
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Saturday, April 5, 2008. Someone help me understand. I have to admit, I don't get Max and Ruby. At all. And yet, the boys are addicted. Is this their first attempt at parental alienation? I thought I had a few more years before that started. So my questions are:. 1 Where are their parents? Clearly they are too young to be on their own, and yet we see Ruby being responsible for bathing, feeding and dressing Max, as well as managing her own social commitments as dictated by the Bunny Scouts. She is bossy a...
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From Stage Dives to Station Wagons: Preparation
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012. Show and Share is run a bit like the Donahue show (yes, I'm dating myself). A speaker is introduced, they tell their story and then they are peppered with questions from the students in the class. Apart from the running of the microphone to questioning audience members (the speaker keeps the microphone in this class) and the maturity level of the program content, this could be a rehashing of Phil's better days. Did you fight over the names? What is his middle and last name? View ...
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From Stage Dives to Station Wagons: Happy Birthday Big Nine
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Sunday, October 14, 2012. Happy Birthday Big Nine. So Big Dog, you've turned nine. Each year I am once again surprised how quickly the birthday comes up again and each year I look at you with pride in what a great kid I'm raising. You are sweet and smart, kind and funny. I couldn't be more proud. At school you still love math and you tend toward reading non-fiction more than stories that interest your peers. You have a great teacher again this year and he thinks the world of you. You still look f...While...
