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Friday, February 28, 2003. And he is sweet and non-bitey as anything. he ran up my arms! All my hamster does is chew on my shirt and me. Thursday, February 27, 2003. I learnt a new phrase today. to my great big "cool" vocabulary list that consisted of "just messin" and "what's kickin? I have now added "duckaduckaducka"! Its what you say when you get excited. its fun to do because if you do it long enough you get tongue cramp. Today is angela's birthday! Happy birthday to the man! We ate a nice chocolate ...

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Monday, March 15, 2004. Me and xingning leave for london tomorrow. i finally picked up my sweater from the drycleaners. apparently it takes a full week to wash one sweater! And while trying to close my suitcase i lost about forty seven million calories and almost had a brain aneurysm! Thursday, March 11, 2004. William hung is going to be on television tonight humiliating the entire chinese population. i realised his head looks a bit like a big cha shao bao. Wednesday, March 10, 2004. I am so sad! Yesterd...

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Tuesday, September 30, 2003. Sunday, September 28, 2003. Today i got myself a couple of travel guides and a very useful lonely planet italian phrasebook! If you're wondering why i'm so obsessed with italian its because i'm going there and it wouldn't be nice if i said something wrong in fake italian and accidentally insulted the mafia. but anyway the book has useful things to say like when you've had too much food or wine, it teaches you to say "pull my finger! And "you're breaking my balls! A lot but an...

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Wednesday, January 28, 2004. I have just realised that my office has many kahchuas in it! Yesterday, my fellow temp staff started jumping and yelling "there's a cockroach! And then we said "there's a kahchua! Then she said "oh! I killed one yesterday at your cubicle too! At the rate at which we are spraying baygon into our fully-airconditioned office, we may soon have to draw up a colleague death toll sheet. Thursday, January 22, 2004. Happy chinese new year everybody! What a happy and joyous occasion!

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Sunday, November 30, 2003. I am throwing away an awful lot of stuff. there are bags and bags of interesting stuff sitting next to the garbage can that i'm being forced to throw away or they may swallow me alive while i'm sleeping. i think i've effectively thrown away enough stuff for an entire african tribe to build a little village with. Saturday, November 29, 2003. Friday, November 28, 2003. I just found out what the medicine interview is like! Thursday, November 27, 2003. Anyway thank goodness for my ...

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Saturday, November 30, 2002. See what i mean? All-singing. all-dancing. all-very-very-handsome and all-not-entertaining-autographs-or-pictures. well at least now i know i'm not dead and in heaven. Today i went for another one of those free lunch talk things. we had a nice buffet before learning all about hepatitis C. and during the talk an old man in the back row belched about twenty times. "hepatitis C can affect-" "baaaaarrrp! Anybody in a high-risk-" "buuuuuuurrrp! It was like punctuation! Ok, suppose...

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Friday, January 31, 2003. Today i went to watch 8 mile. and it was a whole bunch of "beep dawg yo ass homegirl whatup whatup peace out mothabeepbeep! But with the help of chinese subtitles, i managed to translate the whole big bunch of ebonics into proper singlish and it was quite a nice movie. i was so inspired that i wrote my own rap! It only has 4 lines but it rhymes and everything and it involves a homegirl called mary and her sheep, dawg! Its 100% original too! I cannot wear them before tomorrow!

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Sunday, June 29, 2003. Tomorrow is my physics exam! I hope falling down on my knees to pray will help me get an A! I also hope falling down on my knees to pray won't make me injure my knees. on tuesday i will go into the exam hall knowing absolutely nothing about biology! Can i get a hooray over here? Good luck to everybody unlucky enough to be taking this exam! Saturday, June 28, 2003. Oh, and the local insanity rate is up. golly, who knew? That and i also had to listen to an old song called "brimful of...

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Friday, October 31, 2003. Monday, October 27, 2003. Today me and caroline were interviewed by some straits times reporter about why people like to study at cafes. she asked for our names and i tried to tell her my name was mimi but she didn't buy it. so now i just have a fake surname which caroline gave me. what's wrong with mimi? Yesterday my mom bought me some new hydration lotion! Because i have "oily but dry skin". that is not at all confusing! Thursday, October 23, 2003. Wednesday, October 22, 2003.

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Sunday, February 29, 2004. Friday was my last day at work and it was the funnest day! I got to give everyone my dancing william hung dolls and people kept giving me stuff and shaking my hand! I shook hands with my big boss! I've never even shaken hands with the principal! I'm pretty sad to leave. everyone is so nice. despite what they say about office politics i haven't discovered a single knife stuck in my back! The mighty army of shebangsaboora! Monday, February 23, 2004. Sunday, February 22, 2004.