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March | 2012 | What the Elle?!?!
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That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? And haven&...
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October | 2011 | What the Elle?!?!
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That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? 8221; and ...
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January | 2011 | What the Elle?!?!
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That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? I’m ...
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Elle the Pirate, RVS, Full Time Mom and Part Time Boxer….yeah…that’s right….they call me Bullwinkle. | What the Elle?!?!
https://ellethepirate.wordpress.com/2012/08/18/elle-the-pirate-rvs-full-time-mom-and-part-time-boxer-yeah-thats-right-they-call-me-bullwinkle
That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? Over 4th o...
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Like a Phoenix……. | What the Elle?!?!
https://ellethepirate.wordpress.com/2014/09/01/like-a-phoenix
That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? I want to ...
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June | 2012 | What the Elle?!?!
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That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? 8221; and ...
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Oh My Sweet Pooper Doo……or Things You Should Teach Your Daughter When She is Turning 15 and You Feel Like Your Soul is Going to Explode With Love…..Whichever | What the Elle?!?!
https://ellethepirate.wordpress.com/2013/01/06/oh-my-sweet-pooper-doo-or-things-you-should-teach-your-daughter-when-she-is-turning-15-and-you-feel-like-your-soul-is-going-to-explode-with-love-whichever
That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? 8221; at t...
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December | 2011 | What the Elle?!?!
https://ellethepirate.wordpress.com/2011/12
That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? Another ye...
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July | 2011 | What the Elle?!?!
https://ellethepirate.wordpress.com/2011/07
That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? So I go ou...
