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I Swear to Blog...: February 2009
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I Swear to Blog. Why being a bastard is just not a good enough excuse. Thursday, February 26, 2009. Whenever T-Pain, Nik and myself convene for a meal the conversation always has the same theme. Nik watches in embarrasing discomfort as T-Pain and myself twist a normal subject into a discussion about the layman competing in Olympic competition. Here are a few edited excerpts from that night. On the subject of viral videos (somehow a midget doing the robot was brought up). Higgy - "On a midget? T-Pain - "I...
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I Swear to Blog...: March 2009
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I Swear to Blog. Why being a bastard is just not a good enough excuse. Sunday, March 29, 2009. It's Made in Germany. You know the German's always make good stuff. I wonder if he pointed to his penis and pitched that line. Http:/ www.suntimes.com/entertainment/people/1500466,shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-arrested-032809.article. I figured being the Sham-Wow guy could get you laid anywhere, but you still have to pay? Huh, what was that Vince? I can't hear you. Whore got your tongue? Links to this post. You know...
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I Swear to Blog...: My Thoughts on Avatar through Robot Dialogue
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I Swear to Blog. Why being a bastard is just not a good enough excuse. Wednesday, January 13, 2010. My Thoughts on Avatar through Robot Dialogue. Please be kind. This is my directorial debut. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Travel Day - YUCK! How To Make Online Money. Offline vs. Online Marketing. Learning from mistakes is just borish. My Thoughts on Avatar through Robot Dialogue. I'm eloquently vulgar and simple. View my complete profile.
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I Swear to Blog...: January 2009
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I Swear to Blog. Why being a bastard is just not a good enough excuse. Wednesday, January 28, 2009. Bitches, You Gone. Links to this post. Wednesday, January 21, 2009. Links to this post. Thursday, January 15, 2009. I forgot how funny this song is. Extremely inappropriate. Links to this post. Wednesday, January 14, 2009. I'll get you motherfucker. Yeah you, you piece of shit. I'm sorry Remy but you're gonna die. Links to this post. This is Your Face On Meth. This site however told me 3 things:. As T-Pain...
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I Swear to Blog...: February 2010
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I Swear to Blog. Why being a bastard is just not a good enough excuse. Friday, February 12, 2010. BHM Moment # 2 of 2010. I call my parents to say hello and I talk to my dad for a minute. The following conversation occured:. Did you hear about the 11 year old girl up in the northeast who got pregnant? No I did not. That's pretty fucking disgusting.". I know. And the girl wasn't even black.". Dad it's Black history month, you can't say things like that.". Links to this post. Tuesday, February 9, 2010.
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I Swear to Blog...: The Aught Nots
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I Swear to Blog. Why being a bastard is just not a good enough excuse. Thursday, January 21, 2010. I define something a moment being "gay" as the following:. A moment which does not promote nor is conducive to the insertion of a man's penis into a woman's vagina. It's as simple as that. As the era progressed, so did the gayness. However I only have the willpower to relive 5 of these moments. Why am I sharing them with you? I haven't a fucking clue. Hey, who here wears a women's medium? At this point of m...
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I Swear to Blog...: July 2009
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I Swear to Blog. Why being a bastard is just not a good enough excuse. Wednesday, July 22, 2009. Holy Balls It has Been Awhile. I doubt any of you still read this damn thing but here is a recap of my life since my last post:. 1) Bought a house. 2) Continued to "Custer" around Injuns at work. Surprisingly, this has yet to illicit violence towards me. 3) Moved into said house with Mrs. Turtle. Realized that my way of being handy around the house in no way, shape or form satisfies her requests. 7) The coup ...
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I Swear to Blog...: April 2009
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I Swear to Blog. Why being a bastard is just not a good enough excuse. Wednesday, April 22, 2009. The Feasibility of a Blumpkin. UrbanDictionary.com defines a Blumpkin as the following:. The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time. The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. The time honored tradition of receiving a "knobber" whilst taking a "dumple stiltskin.". A) Awkwardly Strained Grunts. B) General Fecal Stank. 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
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I Swear to Blog...: BHM Moment # 2 of 2010
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I Swear to Blog. Why being a bastard is just not a good enough excuse. Friday, February 12, 2010. BHM Moment # 2 of 2010. I call my parents to say hello and I talk to my dad for a minute. The following conversation occured:. Did you hear about the 11 year old girl up in the northeast who got pregnant? No I did not. That's pretty fucking disgusting.". I know. And the girl wasn't even black.". Dad it's Black history month, you can't say things like that.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).