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Universal Minus: February 2005
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Those things that make the Universe a worse place to be, described in just 3 sentences. Saturday, February 26, 2005. The people who say "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.". Answered with, "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you." My problem? It's simply not funny, and the next time someone says it to me, I know I'm going to hate myself for it, but I will simply have to bury them alive. Posted by kingfelix at 12:39 PM. Friday, February 25, 2005. Posted by kingfelix at 8:48 AM.
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Universal Minus: My tonsils
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Those things that make the Universe a worse place to be, described in just 3 sentences. Monday, March 14, 2005. Okay, okay, this is a very specific universal minus, but my tonsils do nothing, it seems, but make my life, and by extension, the universe, a slightly worse place to be. And what of the effect on my breath (yuk! And my poor gums and tongue, who have to spend so much of their days in the vicinity of my toxic tonsils? Posted by kingfelix at 10:06 AM. Aren't tonsils those little dangly things?
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Universal Minus: Lawnmowers- The Scourge Of Saturday
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Those things that make the Universe a worse place to be, described in just 3 sentences. Wednesday, June 22, 2005. Lawnmowers- The Scourge Of Saturday. Before the advent of the lawnmower lawns could only be maintained by. Hiring proles to shuffle round on bended knee with sharp scissors. Lawns therefore became a symbol of serious wealth and power. Since. The lawnmower lawns are substantially easier to maintain, but have. Retained much of there old symbolism, which helps trick suburban. Have a Great Day.
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Universal Minus: Ashlee Simpson
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Those things that make the Universe a worse place to be, described in just 3 sentences. Sunday, March 06, 2005. First, we had Jessica Simpson, who would be a serviceable performer were it not for her insistence on waving her arms about and hideously contorting her face while singing, as though she were being eviscerated and could think of nothing better to do (like shouting "FREEEDOM! Looking blonde-cum-black-haired girl with a raspy, petulant voice and a penchant for lip-syncing and dancing silly jigs.
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Universal Minus: The people who say "never use the word 'nice' "
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Those things that make the Universe a worse place to be, described in just 3 sentences. Thursday, March 03, 2005. The people who say "never use the word 'nice' ". A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.". Posted by kingfelix at 8:08 AM. Nicely put. I think using this word is actually quite nice. It's really one of life's little niceties. Are very simple, aren't they? Choose a Universal Minus and write 3 sentences. Email it to us now!
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Universal Minus: June 2005
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Those things that make the Universe a worse place to be, described in just 3 sentences. Wednesday, June 22, 2005. Lawnmowers- The Scourge Of Saturday. Before the advent of the lawnmower lawns could only be maintained by. Hiring proles to shuffle round on bended knee with sharp scissors. Lawns therefore became a symbol of serious wealth and power. Since. The lawnmower lawns are substantially easier to maintain, but have. Retained much of there old symbolism, which helps trick suburban. Email it to us now!
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Universal Minus: The people who say "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you..."
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Those things that make the Universe a worse place to be, described in just 3 sentences. Saturday, February 26, 2005. The people who say "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.". Answered with, "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you." My problem? It's simply not funny, and the next time someone says it to me, I know I'm going to hate myself for it, but I will simply have to bury them alive. Posted by kingfelix at 12:39 PM. What an annoying phrase this is! Are very simple, aren't they?
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Universal Minus: Sprinting
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Those things that make the Universe a worse place to be, described in just 3 sentences. Wednesday, February 23, 2005. Posted by kingfelix at 9:21 AM. Are very simple, aren't they? Choose a Universal Minus and write 3 sentences. Email it to us now! Great Blogs of Fire. The Da Vinci Code. The people who swear loudly on trains.
