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random thoughts of monkey man: January 2007
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Tuesday, 30 January 2007. God dammit keep up! Is my face a plate? I checked my face for stains of carrot. No stains. I checked my face for fork and knife scars. One scar above my right eye; however I remember running into a ladder when I was seven. I checked my face for flatness. Not flat, quite a prominent nose actually. Does my face look like a plate? Conclusion – yes. Advantage – camouflage in the homeware section of department stores. Sunday, 14 January 2007. It’s...
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random thoughts of monkey man: April 2007
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Monday, 30 April 2007. A long long slide. Fall from the Premiership, slide down the Championship and then total CRASH BANG from League 1. Yes.run away, you need to run away Mr Bantam.find Stuart McCall.bring him back. Monday, 16 April 2007. Oh and the staff are very helpful. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Random thoughts of monkey man. Factish of the Dayish. There are shops in Nottingham. Not everybody from Yorkshire can make Yorkshire puddings. Monkey Man Film List. The Life ...
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random thoughts of monkey man: December 2006
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Sunday, 31 December 2006. New Year's Eve is characterised by fancy dress.how else would I know that the visit to my local Bradford pub was different to any other day of the year. This year (like every year) my Bradford friends and I had no idea what to wear. In the pub (yes the same one that we are to frequent on the Eve) I made an executive decision to be pirates. I bought two piratey? Saturday, 30 December 2006. Every day needs its own name - starting with the 6 June whic...
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random thoughts of monkey man: London Underground: learn to be silent
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Monday, 19 February 2007. London Underground: learn to be silent. 8220;Please report all unattended items”. This is fair enough advice. Though I did see a carrier bag full of chips on the tube one Sunday morning and I spent the whole time praying that it would not be reported and I would not be delayed. 8220;Please take care when walking down the escalator”. What! What else am I going to do? Try my best to fall? Nah, I don’t think so. 13 March 2007 at 20:01. Silence of the ...
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random thoughts of monkey man: Head Explosion
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Friday, 16 March 2007. I have been away. I will be away a lot. My mind is full. So full. Writing should be like pulling the plug out of a bath, releasing thoughts into the country's drainage system. It is, only the plug hole is full of hair. Long black hair. Where does it come from? I don't live with anybody with long black hair. There are lots of things that don't make sense. Why does boiling water come from the water cooler? I replied. "Jazz? What are you saying? What sor...
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random thoughts of monkey man: a long long slide
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Monday, 30 April 2007. A long long slide. Fall from the Premiership, slide down the Championship and then total CRASH BANG from League 1. Yes.run away, you need to run away Mr Bantam.find Stuart McCall.bring him back. Don't run downwards (you are Mr Bantam not BCFC). 30 April 2007 at 23:25. Good luck versus Barnet. 5 May 2007 at 15:36. More posts, please. 14 July 2007 at 15:35. April, May, June, July, August. 4 August 2007 at 21:47. 10 September 2007 at 15:48. Not everybody...
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random thoughts of monkey man: London Rage and Womb Spearing
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Sunday, 18 March 2007. London Rage and Womb Spearing. I almost believe that the umbrella carrying men are not real men, but aliens in disguise with the task of eradicating the human race. I suspect that they are doing fairly well but they won't eradicate me or alter child bearing ability. Thought - why are golf umbrellas shaped like spears? Are there whales in the water features on golf courses? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Random thoughts of monkey man. View my comp...
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random thoughts of monkey man: Virgin on Delight
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Monday, 16 April 2007. First class on Virgin Trains is superior to any other train company in the UK. Food, tea and alcohol. The only problem is that while travelling at 160 mph on a tilting train it is not long before your food is back on the plate where it was first placed. Oh and the staff are very helpful. You're not kidding . . . complimentary cappucino cake and chocolate truffles should not be followed by high speed tilting :-(. 19 April 2007 at 18:20. Eternal Sunshin...
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random thoughts of monkey man: Holiday Snippet 2
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Wednesday, 7 February 2007. At the Palai Salaam (set inside the walls of Taroudant) the lunching never seen a blackman David Bowie chicken head look-alike part time jeweller turned beer taster sat by the pool writing post cards while her obedient and fearful husband read his computer programming monthly. She noticed a pigeon flying into the swimming pool and exclaimed,. 8220;Oh, David look, the pigeon thinks it is Jesus! How stupid am I to think that it was just thirsty.
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random thoughts of monkey man: March 2007
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Random thoughts of monkey man. Sunday, 18 March 2007. London Rage and Womb Spearing. I almost believe that the umbrella carrying men are not real men, but aliens in disguise with the task of eradicating the human race. I suspect that they are doing fairly well but they won't eradicate me or alter child bearing ability. Thought - why are golf umbrellas shaped like spears? Are there whales in the water features on golf courses? Friday, 16 March 2007. Cheer on the Bantams - they need it! Said Hairy Monkey's...
