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an old joke..... - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Sun, Jul. 5th, 2009, 12:56 am. Stop me if you've heard this one before. What is the difference between sarah palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded* thing came out of her vagina! And yes i used the retarded. get over it. i was raised in an age of lawn darts and nuclear holocaust. a word can be overlooked. P.S. it makes the joke work. P.P.S i have family members who i call 're-re'. Sun, Jul. 5th, 2009 06:30 am (UTC). Sun, Jul. 5th, 2009 07:27 am (UTC). Why, you crazy old jokester! Thu, Jul. 9...
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i wasn't going to do this, but... - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Mon, Jan. 12th, 2009, 11:28 pm. I wasn't going to do this, but. I thought about it for two days and relented. as i am want to do. Here is the obligatory fuck off to the old year and the preemptive fuck you to the year that has begun. Best part of 2008:. Of course i am all to glad to be whomever he needs me to be. I just hope that one day i can be the uncle he needs and deserves. Worst part of 2008:. Best part of the year so far:. Part of the year i can't wait for:. So there it is. I am now 36 but back to...
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34 years ago today - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Thu, Sep. 25th, 2008, 01:34 pm. 34 years ago today. Geoffrey Richard Riley was, one month too early, brought into this world. I am happy and proud to have him as a very close friend and a brother. Happy birfday little brother! It has been two days since i have finally had internet at the house. I have emails to respond to and things to say. but not today.later. Lean on me-bill withers. Sat, Sep. 27th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC). Happy belated chris's brother's birfday to *you*!
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Pornstar ID - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Thu, Oct. 9th, 2008, 09:22 pm. Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Pornstar ID. Make Your Own ID! Sat, Oct. 11th, 2008 12:03 am (UTC). Career change or gave up on the DIB and went for the PS? Mon, Oct. 13th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC). I just wanted to make it "official" like. Mon, Oct. 13th, 2008 05:32 pm (UTC). Any similarity to any person living or dead is not merely coincidental. OH, ok. that was my other guess, but i thought that was too simple an explanation. i should've known. ;). And not a moment too soon!
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Lord Stanley's Cup - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009, 09:49 pm. I'll say this, even though it is not PC, FUCK LEMIEUX! Puttsburgh is famous for zombies, not half arrogent shit heads. Sat, Jun. 13th, 2009 05:09 am (UTC). Sun, Jun. 14th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC). Hey, i know you! I'm not up on my hockey, mr. riley, but i hope the sad face is reflective of your disillusion with hockey and not anything else about yer life. that is to say, hope things are going well for you these days.
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the travel bug - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Wed, Mar. 4th, 2009, 11:18 pm. Not entirely sold on the hill country of texas. I think i need to spend some time in a foreign country. A place i have not been before. Thu, Mar. 5th, 2009 07:34 am (UTC). I hear Iceland is a good deal right now. Thu, Mar. 5th, 2009 06:46 pm (UTC). Fri, Mar. 6th, 2009 03:51 pm (UTC). A good deal because their economy collapsed. Interesting because they just elected a lesbian head of state. I'm going to argentina. you could come. :). Sat, Mar. 7th, 2009 04:09 am (UTC).
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so what, in your opinion, is the most times someone thought about… - the crashing sound of a committee in session
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Wed, Jul. 8th, 2009, 09:41 pm. So what, in your opinion, is the most times someone thought about topping themselves in a single day? Thu, Jul. 9th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC). That depends on their success rate, doesn't it? I know, I saw Star Trek, too. If you promise not to get handsy, I have a HUG for you. Stay alive, if only to prove the bastards wrong who said you'd be dead by now. Thu, Jul. 9th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC). With a maraschino cherry? I know. that's not funny. Mr riley, you best cut that out.
