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Dogs and Windmills: February 2011
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Thursday, February 24, 2011. The 80's gift to locomotion. Prego! Some tomcat's gift to me! Ladies and gentlemen. Bad news. The Buick is not doing so good. She needs either a new engine or to have her engine rebuilt. I will eventually get to that, but in the mean time, I need a dang way to get to work. I know what you are thinking, "Nick! You have so many awesome vehicles! Can't you just take a different one to work? Obviously the answer lays on Craig's list! But before we get into that, let me tell you a...
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Dogs and Windmills: February 2014
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Sunday, February 23, 2014. Shoe closets are the environmental disaster. It turns out it does! Luckily about half of it landed on my head. The other half unfortunately landed on the pristine dark black blacktop of the parking lot. (did I mention it was white paint? Yea so there I was looking at what should have been a small spill spread across the dark black parking lot like it was fucking nanobots consuming the earth! I have the parking spot right next to both the complex manager, and the president of th...
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Dogs and Windmills: July 2014
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Friday, July 04, 2014. Life saved. Drive shafts are mindblowingly awesome! Happy 4th of July! In super slow motion, the Sheriff rolls up from the opposite direction. He is also stuck in traffic, just in the opposite direction. He looks at me with a face that says, "What the fuck dude? You are going to sit there and block traffic today on this road, in this place, at this time, in my county? This seemed to satisfy the sheriff to the point he turned off his lights and started rolling slowly away. Also, the...
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Dogs and Windmills: Easter at the grocery store... Dad needs a cat for Christmas
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Wednesday, April 23, 2014. Easter at the grocery store. Dad needs a cat for Christmas. So, my folks came down to visit. This is the first time that they have both come together to see me since I graduated pilot training. Not that I think they were opposed to visiting, but I think a trip to eastern New Mexico to stay in a dusty workshop is less likely to make the schedule. Anyways, it was kind of like taking your vacation with Italians. Also, in other news, it turns out my Dad likes cats! Also, all my mom...
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Dogs and Windmills: October 2014
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Sunday, October 12, 2014. Mermaid inspires decade long tryst with sports car. Like these things do, it all started with a mermaid named Tina. I swear I am not making any of this up. I can provide photographic or reliable corroborating whitnesses for all of it.). This is a typical mer-drink! It is 5ish gallons. mer-people drink like fish! One day, Tina and I got talking about cars. This is obviously true because that is one of the two subjects that I ever talk about. I showed her a picture of my o...The r...
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Dogs and Windmills: January 2014
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014. XKCD hits another homerun for Atmostpheric Science. So, I haven't been to work for two days. The panhandle of Florida is under about a quarter inch of ice and because of all the bridges being closed, I couldn't drive to work even if I wanted to be there. I talked to my brother up in Alaska and he tells me it is like spring up there and totally lovely. I ran out of super glue. Waiting for elmer's to dry. Elmers glue drys really damn slow. Decided to write a post! I thought the...
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Dogs and Windmills: Back from the land where they sip their shots and shoot their coffee:
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Thursday, February 12, 2009. Back from the land where they sip their shots and shoot their coffee:. My trip to Italian grocery stores.". Why no wisdom from the Notorious for the past month? The answer: I was on my mid-tour leave. As appealing and inviting as places like Montana and Michigan in January are, I decided to take up a buddy of mine on his standing invitation to come visit him in Italy. He lives in Tuscany. But First a little stop in Kuwait for some paperwork. I visited the Ferrari factory!
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Dogs and Windmills: March 2014
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014. Positive energy turns out just a reinvention of "Little House on the Prairie" style food preservation. So, I know that many of you are waiting with baited breath for the results of my mind manipulation of physical matter experiments. After a month and a half, here are the results so far:. Yea so. it seems that there has been almost no change. I have several hypothesizes on why all three jars of rice balls have had such little change so far. Thursday, March 06, 2014. So I am doi...
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Dogs and Windmills: Just a bit of Fiction
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Friday, November 28, 2014. Just a bit of Fiction. Brenda played the stay at home mom bit, but in reality she was a bit of a trophy wife that sort of looked after her husband’s kid. She was a star in volleyball at collage and her legs got her invited to the right kind of parties to date rich men. She played her cards well and now she has the beautiful house, hardwood floors, granite countertops, and the life of leaser that she believes she deserves. After that he can take it and do amazing things. Jon com...
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Dogs and Windmills: Mermaid inspires decade long tryst with sports car.
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Sunday, October 12, 2014. Mermaid inspires decade long tryst with sports car. Like these things do, it all started with a mermaid named Tina. I swear I am not making any of this up. I can provide photographic or reliable corroborating whitnesses for all of it.). This is a typical mer-drink! It is 5ish gallons. mer-people drink like fish! One day, Tina and I got talking about cars. This is obviously true because that is one of the two subjects that I ever talk about. I showed her a picture of my o...The r...
