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RANK EVERYTHING: September 2010
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The Eternal Struggle to Reach Kelvin. September 16, 2010. I've been thinking a lot about names lately, especially things that are mis-named. What's up with that? We want people new to America to learn English, the least we can do is call things what they are! Below I have listed some of the worst examples. THE MOST MISNAMED THINGS IN THE WORLD (AND POSSIBLY THE SOLAR SYSTEM) TODAY. I guess I shouldn't complain, since real turtles don't taste this good, but the principle. Again, though, the principle!
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MOVIE HYPE: 703 - THE BLACK DAHLIA
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Find hungry samurai" -Gisaku. 703 - THE BLACK DAHLIA. Movie-Hype (#703) – THE BLACK DAHLIA. Madeleine: I think you'd rather fuck me than kill me. But you don't have the guts to do either. From THE BLACK DAHLIA. Boy in retrospect, how profound. What more do you need? This just goes to show you that great ingredients do not a great casserole make. THE BLACK DAHLIA is easily one of the ten most disappointing movies I've ever seen. My biggest complaint? Written and Directed by Hyperion. Vastness of the Realm.
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MOVIE HYPE: 00674 - BEOWULF AND GRENDEL
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Find hungry samurai" -Gisaku. 00674 - BEOWULF AND GRENDEL. I read Beowulf as a kid but was probably not old enough to understand. Medieval literature has never held a fascination for me, because there seems to be little inner conflict. I understand that the medium was different then, but the bad guys rarely have focus and the good guys rarely have doubts. (It is because of his attempts to write medieval literature that I never was into LOTR as much as others were. 8221; I thought. In the ‘70s. While init...
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MOVIE HYPE: 00675 – ANNAPOLIS
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Find hungry samurai" -Gisaku. 00675 – ANNAPOLIS. Where young men and women go to school who want to be officers in the Marines or Navy. Is a movie about the freshman year, known as the plebe year, at the. The plot is serviceable but without any surprises whatsoever. Then again, if you see a movie like. You pretty much know what you're going to get, and that's the way you want it. Makes me wonder why they bothered.). Jordana Brewster shows up as an upperclassman instructor. If you like military-minded mov...
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MOVIE HYPE: 704 - BLACK SNAKE MOAN
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Find hungry samurai" -Gisaku. 704 - BLACK SNAKE MOAN. Movie-Hype (#704) – BLACK SNAKE MOAN. To understand this particular marketing campaign you have to understand the fall of the Movie Production Code. From the early '30s to the late '60s movies were regulated on what they could and couldn't show. (Watch any studio picture from that era, and tell me there's any material that comes close to pushing past the PG boundary, if that.). Returning to the present day, we have the case of Memphis filmmaker Craig ...
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MOVIE HYPE: #721 - ARMY OF DARKNESS
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Find hungry samurai" -Gisaku. 721 - ARMY OF DARKNESS. 721 – ARMY OF DARKNESS. 8211; “Ash” is sucked into a vortex into the 1300s,along with a shotgun and an Oldsmobile, and needs to get back home, and save the local village from an army of dead soliders. Actually part 3 of the EVIL DEAD series, but it could not be less important if this is your first one. Why it’s so great. 8211; Bruce Campbell is the B Horror movie’s Kurt Russell. He’s simply immortal. One of his hands has been replaced by a chainsaw.
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MOVIE HYPE: 00579 – Teenagers Kill
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Find hungry samurai" -Gisaku. 00579 – Teenagers Kill. MovieHype00579 – Teenagers Kill. What I want to do is look at movies that deal with overt violence. I’m not talking about regular movie violence, the kind you can find in any action movie, but rather the personal kind. Before I do that, let me clear up two things:. First, I am not giving away important plot information by talking about these movies this way. Secondly, there are people who get mad at any violence. This is simplistic reasoning. If viole...
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MOVIE HYPE: 00653 – AEON FLUX
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Find hungry samurai" -Gisaku. 00653 – AEON FLUX. MovieHype00653 – AEON FLUX. In the early ‘90s MTV had a show called Liquid Television, which featured alternative animation. My favorite was Aeon Flux; little three minute episodes about this crazy dominatrix assassin who never spoke, and never lived through a mission. Later she got her own half hour show, and sometimes even a plot, but the show was no more sane or comprehensible. You simply enjoyed the weirdness for what it was. The only reason I don̵...
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MOVIE HYPE: 00694- BABEL
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Find hungry samurai" -Gisaku. The story of Babel originally comes from the Bible (Genesis Chapter 11, in case you want to read it for yourself. As I sat down to watch the film BABEL, I imagined to myself what kind of movie I would make with this backdrop. Perhaps the Tower imagery could be replaced in a science fictiony. 8217;s vision of BABEL. But as I wrote in my review of Alejandro’s 21 GRAMS. I sometimes question whether Alejandro isn. BABEL is one of a new breed of films that are really several diff...
