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Eagles On My Face: NEWS HEADLINES FROM MY APARTMENT
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Eagles On My Face. Monday, April 15, 2013. NEWS HEADLINES FROM MY APARTMENT. MY NEIGHBOR’S PARTY. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Why Eagles on My Face? Eagles on My Face, or anyone's, could be a. Sentence for a horrible crime,. Death penalty. The defendant. Is hereby sentenced to Eagles on. But, Eagles on My Face, or. Yours, is not a. Sentence. It was a. Called me two weeks before. Christmas to tell me to tell our mother to. Order him "Angels on My Face"- a gentle. Lavender oil. I heard.
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Eagles On My Face: Advanced Problems
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Eagles On My Face. Wednesday, September 16, 2009. 1) If A = B, and B = C, then A = C. I think of you, . And you don't think of me at all, . It's getting creepy on my end. . 2) Sharon has exactly 6 quarters, 5 dimes, and 10 nickels in her pocket. She pulls out a coin at random and puts it aside since the coin is not a quarter. If she pulls out a second coin at random from her pocket, what is the probability that her childhood dreams are worth less than ten cents? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Blo...
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Eagles On My Face: An Open Letter To The Inanimate Objects In My Apartment That Just Sat There While I Was Heartbroken
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Eagles On My Face. Friday, May 14, 2010. An Open Letter To The Inanimate Objects In My Apartment That Just Sat There While I Was Heartbroken. Dear Inanimate Objects In My Apartment,. Did you even notice that, Recycle Bin? Websters II New College Dictionary, did it ever occur to you that I kept desperately trying to redefine love? Bag Of Frozen Peas, I know you heard me when I got off the phone with her, and shouted “I want to hang up and not give a shit about you! Allow me to give you all a brief lesson ...
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Eagles On My Face: A Man Who Is Not Old Or Young Watches TV
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Eagles On My Face. Thursday, January 21, 2010. A Man Who Is Not Old Or Young Watches TV. After his wife has gone to bed, the man who is not old or young pours himself a shot of the good stuff and tracks a little bit of mud into the living room, but he’ll hear about that tomorrow morning. Before then, he decides to see if there's anything about dinosaurs on TV. Of course there’s something about dinosaurs on TV! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Why Eagles on My Face? Sentence for a horrible crime,.
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Eagles On My Face: December 21st Observations
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Eagles On My Face. Monday, December 21, 2009. My dad stepped on the dog's squeak toy today and said "Oh, jeez-US! He is now officially old. . The other day, he waved to me from down the street. He was wearing a flannel shirt tucked into his jeans, and he was trying to tell me 'Over here . Is where I'm parked. Come get in the car.'. I looked at him standing there under a tree, one hand in the air, and I got sad thinking about how . One day this stupid scenario will be impossible. . Why Eagles on My Face?
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Eagles On My Face: If somebody would please let ME write the elevator warning sign.
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Eagles On My Face. Tuesday, May 18, 2010. If somebody would please let ME write the elevator warning sign. If elevator doors fail to open, do not become alarmed. June 20, 2011 at 4:56 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Why Eagles on My Face? Eagles on My Face, or anyone's, could be a. Sentence for a horrible crime,. Death penalty. The defendant. Is hereby sentenced to Eagles on. But, Eagles on My Face, or. Yours, is not a. Sentence. It was a. Called me two weeks before. Lavender oil. I heard. Tales ...
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Eagles On My Face: Sex On The Beach, A Haiku (except for one line)
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Eagles On My Face. Sunday, April 25, 2010. Sex On The Beach, A Haiku (except for one line). You're about to lose your. Virginity to a guy. Named Sven- then lights dance. Across your legs, in a. Flashlight way, accusatory. There's sand in your face,. His dick retreats from. Inside you, from Spring Break, all. The way to his room. Where he'll brag about you,. Surrounded by plastic stuff;. Baseball cups caked with. Dried beer foam, and you're alone. A gun's at your head. Want money so you give it,. Sunday S...
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Eagles On My Face: A Polite Thank You Letter For Twelve Days Of Christmas And A Pragmatic One
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Eagles On My Face. Tuesday, December 15, 2009. A Polite Thank You Letter For Twelve Days Of Christmas And A Pragmatic One. My Darling, . What a lovely and interesting twelve days it has been! I had to take the partridge out of the pear tree because I thought he looked a little silly there, but that was before I had seven swans a'swimming in my bathtub. But, the pear tree is beautiful, and it should grow nicely where all those geese are a'laying and a'pooping! Yours Truly, . Why Eagles on My Face? Cavalry...
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Eagles On My Face: Every Time You Lick A Stamp, You Consume 1/10 Of A Calorie
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Eagles On My Face. Wednesday, September 16, 2009. Every Time You Lick A Stamp, You Consume 1/10 Of A Calorie. And this was her excuse . For never writing me. . And to think, . So I can write . And put them into bottles . And throw them into the Pacific. That's how many calories I'd consume. On the off chance. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Why Eagles on My Face? Eagles on My Face, or anyone's, could be a. Sentence for a horrible crime,. Death penalty. The defendant. Is hereby sentenced to Eagles on.
