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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: May 2007
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Thursday, May 10, 2007. I Want Your Brains! I recently had very important discussion with Lisa. Lisa: in case of zombie infestation. Lisa: go to the nearest costco where they have gas pumps, a mechanics shop, food (and food prep areas), furniture, barbecues, tvs, dvds, books, clothing, diamonds, and pretty much anything you could ask for all in one location? Hobbes8u: Oh definitely Costco. Lisa: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. I think blake's plan...
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: Pure Nonsense Story
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Wednesday, November 7, 2007. As a writing challenge six friends have each given me two random words. These words must each be used once in a short story or poem. Brent - Jar Jar Binks, scrum-diddily-umptious. Marci - certificate, printer. Cow dung, delightful. So without further ado.The Naughty Chicken. She just couldn't help herself when the opportunity presented itself. You may wonder why a scrum-diddily-umtious. Well, dumplin'", she clu...
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: July 2007
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Friday, July 6, 2007. This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago. I spent the weekend watching three seasons of "The Office". I had never seen it before really and I thought I should edumacate myself in the ways. Well it turns out that I am one with 'The Office'. In fact this is a conversation I had with eSarah recently. 08:52] hobbes8u: I had never watched it before. I Am The En...
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: March 2007
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Thursday, March 29, 2007. Jeremy's Top Ten Reasons To Have Another Drink. 10 A new fashion trend, Dick Cheney-skin boots. 9 Avocados are on sale 4 for $1.00. 8 Just got rid of the clap. 7 Angelina Jolie's dreams of collecting one child from each country foiled when South Africa tells her to bugger off. 6 Soda's all gone. 5 Your father never loved you. 3 You have the brew shakes. 1 Two words: Breakdancing Jake. Wednesday, March 28, 2007.
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: Let's Go To The Movies
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Sunday, November 4, 2007. Let's Go To The Movies. Over the weekend I've watched quite a few movies, classic and modern. From 1940 starring W C Fields. This is W C Fields at his drunken best. It's fun. It's funny. Why not watch it drunk too? From 2006 It's crazy, sometimes annoying. I enjoyed performances by Gwenyth Paltrow, Kristin Chenoweth(Who doesn't love Kristin Chenoweth? Notes On A Scandal. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). We both...
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: April 2007
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Friday, April 27, 2007. I'll Show You An Ode To Scott, Mallory! In honor of Scott's wedding, I decided to post a little something about him. Eat it Mallory! Thursday, April 26, 2007. Are You A Jeremy? I know you want to know. I know you have been sitting in the corner, frittering away. Who's personality am I most like Who? Well get out of that corner and step out into the darkness. It's time! Your signature catch phrase is. A funny joke yo...
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: November 2007
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Thursday, November 8, 2007. I finally moved my blog over to my actual domain. I wont be posting here any longer. So c'mon over. I feel so much freer now! Wednesday, November 7, 2007. As a writing challenge six friends have each given me two random words. These words must each be used once in a short story or poem. Brent - Jar Jar Binks, scrum-diddily-umptious. Marci - certificate, printer. Cow dung, delightful. Oh did I mention she was ori...
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: August 2007
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Wednesday, August 22, 2007. The Trouble With Camping. These are my ten reasons I hate camping. If you must know. 10 Bad weather, bugs and dirt. 9 Smelling like a campfire(although you never realize how bad it is until you get home and shower and go to throw your clothes in the hamper and nearly die of a stroke from the smell. Sorry if you've had a stroke before. I'm not trying to be insensitive to the stroke-related community). It was full...
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: June 2007
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Tuesday, June 19, 2007. Conversation With My Body Part II. As inspired by Desiree, another conversation with my body. At work, in the very early morning, standing in front of the vending machine. Oh get those zingers. Oh the creamy fatness. We need some new friends in here. You have plenty of friends! We just sent a bunch of Latinos down last night from that Mexican Pizza. Yes, and they have been partying it up down here allll night! You w...
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean?: I challenge you to a....
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What The Hell Does Rant Mean? The crazy rants of a fat, bald man. Friday, November 2, 2007. I challenge you to a. It's 6:32pm. I'm sitting at work and I really need to pee. But I'm too lazy to go to the bathroom. I wish it was acceptable to pee your pants. I just read on Two Loose Teeth. Naw I'm kidding diary, I love Sarah. Put that icepick down. SO OKAY FINE! You're one preachy diary. I just thought I'd tell you. SHEESH. So let's see if we can do 30 days in a row. November 4, 2007 at 9:10 AM. Wife In Th...