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The Chapstick Blog: February 2008
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Sunday, February 24, 2008. So I guess to most of my friends, family, ex lovers, etc. It is a huge shock that I myself am a "girly girl" I don't like to get dirty, and even though I dress like a truck stop lesbian*, I myself love makeup. So when I heard that they were opening up a Sephora. She takes the makeup tester and puts it directly on her eye. I'm sure the few guys who read this are wondering "What's the big deal? Obviously I am joking, I dont even own flannel. Friday, February 22, 2008. Please live...
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The Chapstick Blog: March 2009
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Thursday, March 26, 2009. This is the biggest picture I have ever seen, at least 5x5 (inches not feet) also (that's what she said). I was shocked, he's a beloved children s book author and illustrator, as soon as I saw that all I could imagine was Shel Silverstein asking someone if they'd like to party in his van down by the river. My best friend tried to give me an explanation for this "It was the 80s, you have to ugly that shit up, the uglier the better.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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The Chapstick Blog: November 2008
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008. I assume everyone understands my stance on camaro's, mustangs, and popped collars. Usually the owners of such things are douchebags. I will however say the first two I have met cool people who own both the Camaro and Mustang and I do not hate. However majority=douchebag. I find out that. 1 She broke up with him and is now dating someone else, he found out on facebook. 2 He was apparently going to "drop a bill" (I dont understand did he want her to pay a bill of his? 3 When t...
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The Chapstick Blog: January 2009
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Friday, January 16, 2009. The incredible shrinking person. Ive come to realize Im somewhat of a judgmental person. Not on purpose, but when I see people acting ridiculously I cant help it, I want to call them out on their debauchery and foolishness and tell them to settle down. Much was the case last night. Fights are stupid, there are only a few good reasons to fight. 1 Fighting for love, the greatest of all fights. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The incredible shrinking person. View my complete profile.
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The Chapstick Blog: Have you heard of a little band called...LIMP BIZKIT?
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009. Have you heard of a little band called.LIMP BIZKIT? 2009 is shaping up to be the most amazing musical year to date. Blink 182 is getting back together! No Doubt is making another cd (fuck yes). LIMP BIZKIT IS REUNITING WITH WES BORLAND! Time to bring back my first email 'bizkitgrl08@yahoo.com' (it should say 09 now). Im in love ♥. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Have you heard of a little band called.LIMP BIZK. View my complete profile.
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The Chapstick Blog: Liquid Pouch
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009. Http:/ www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/. Turbaconucken, turkey wrapped in bacon with a duck, or some variation. My heart stopped while I saw that. Also in other news, it's my grandparents 53rd wedding anniversary. Keep on truckin! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Have you heard of a little band called.LIMP BIZK. View my complete profile.
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The Chapstick Blog: October 2008
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Monday, October 13, 2008. Im pretty sure there is a crazy hobo woman who lives in the library. I know I shouldn't judge but every single time I come here (and lately I feel like I am at the library every day) I see her and she's always wearing the same thing. Part of me believes she isnt homeless but perhaps (and for some reason why do I feel like this is the better option) insane? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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The Chapstick Blog: Dear Adam Brody,
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Dear Adam Brody,. Dear Adam Brody (Or to whom it may concern:). Even though my sister has been at home for 18 years I for some reason (maybe ignorance, maybe bliss? Had ignored her walls. It wasn't until tonight on the eve of my revolution against my awful university* that I decided I was going to start the redecoration process. The first small step was to remove what was on her walls. I just got too lazy to take them down myself when my obsession died. i'm sorry.
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The Chapstick Blog: May 2008
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Saturday, May 24, 2008. Sushi, lou rawls, nipples. Last Thursday (as in 2 days ago) I went to my best friends workplace, and hung out with her and watched her close shop. She works in a hipster part of town but still sort of dangerous (I don't know if that adds onto the hipster points or subtracts) and we're convinced its mildly haunted. Guy was wearing a button down green? Going past her outfit I realized the stuff coming out of her mouth was PRICELESS. You know when I graduate what am I going to do?
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The Chapstick Blog: July 2008
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Monday, July 14, 2008. ARCNO* (give me a beat). I know I know. It's been a long time since I have updated and my 7 or so readers have been complaining (not). I haven't found any reason to update even though there have been many hilarious moments in my life. 1 The government doesn't care about him. He had the word GUILTY tattooed on his neck and said the government gave him a bad rap, he was being judged unfairly. 2 He had 3 felonies he wondered how many until you can't vote. I told him 1 felony wasn'...
