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This Is Going Nowhere: The Doomsday Patch
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Monday, June 20, 2011. God has almost finished the single-player campaign in the hit RPG, “Reality”! Patch 12.20.2012. Earth’s temperature has been raised by an average of 5.57 degrees Celcius in order to accommodate for the incoming end of the world. Sea level has been given a flat boost of 500 meters. A growth mechanic has been added to sea level. Sea level will rise by 150 meters per hour. Resources have been naturally depleted by a flat ratio of 0.884. Tigers have been given 12% more stripes. An R...
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This Is Going Nowhere: Macs are PRO
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Monday, June 20, 2011. The new trend is going viral! In the MacCar, the accelerate and brake pedals for automatic cars have been combined into one pedal. For manual transmission cars, the clutch pedal is now a small bead that rolls around. Its successor, the MacCar Pro, now allows you to customize your car in different colors, comes with more acceleration sounds, including vroom and VROOOM, prints PRO on your grill, and much more! In the MacLife, viral and bacterial diseases do not exist.
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This Is Going Nowhere: February 2009
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009. Newton's Laws Are Everywhere! Although originally applied to Physics, I believe that Newton's laws are applicable in all situations. I would first like to provide some reasoning behind this seem-to-brash assumption. First of all,. Newton was an overall genius. His cranial matter, the mass-of-amazing-intellect-and-potential-to-do-awesome-things, aka brain for you commoners, was so dense, it generated a gravitational field that was so strong, it pulled an apple off a tree.
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This Is Going Nowhere: April 2013
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Thursday, April 11, 2013. Words of Wisdumb - The Chinese "Bro". Do all the Chinese in your community know each other? Is there never a shortage of grandmas whom you need to watch your manners around.each time you visit your Chinese friend's house? Maybe you're the guy who dated the exotic asian babe in school, only to find out later from her that she's related to the school's biggest geek through a relationship that confused you by the time her explanation w. Labels: words of wisdumb.
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This Is Going Nowhere: March 2010
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Monday, March 29, 2010. This agreement is made as of the 29th day of March, 2009. A A bond of friendship will be kept between Individual and Anomaly if and only if the terms listed in this contract are followed. B A bond of friendship will be broken, with penalty, if the terms are not properly followed. This agreement is hereby witness to:. A The terms - considers the requirements necessary for the Anomaly to remain as a friend of the Individual. Section A - Terms. Section B - Services. 1 Whereas currenc...
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This Is Going Nowhere: April 2009
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Friday, April 10, 2009. So I've spent the past 3 days studying physics. I've been studying Electromagnetism and Vectors. In fact, I've. Drawn enough Free Body Diagrams to traverse the world's great seas. Imagine being Neo in the Matrix but instead of seeing everything in binary, you see everything in Free Body Diagrams! Conquered alphas, betas, and gammas as Alexander the Great did the world. It would make me king of Greek letters. Moved tiny electrons as if I were a slave building the Egyptian Pyramids.
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This Is Going Nowhere: June 2011
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Monday, June 20, 2011. The new trend is going viral! In the MacCar, the accelerate and brake pedals for automatic cars have been combined into one pedal. For manual transmission cars, the clutch pedal is now a small bead that rolls around. Its successor, the MacCar Pro, now allows you to customize your car in different colors, comes with more acceleration sounds, including vroom and VROOOM, prints PRO on your grill, and much more! In the MacLife, viral and bacterial diseases do not exist. A growth mechan...
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This Is Going Nowhere: Textbook Narcissism
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Monday, May 3, 2010. Narcissists don't wear glasses, they wear mirrors. Narcissists believe that the light at the end of the tunnel is actually their reflection, which is why they are drawn to it. If there is a mirror in your room when you give birth to a narcissist, you've automatically had twins. It's impossible to commit identity theft on a narcissist, because they only carry photo ID credit cards. A narcissist's 4-number PIN is easy to guess because it will always be the largest number, 9999. A narci...
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This Is Going Nowhere: Words of Wisdumb - The Chinese "Bro"
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Thursday, April 11, 2013. Words of Wisdumb - The Chinese "Bro". Do all the Chinese in your community know each other? Is there never a shortage of grandmas whom you need to watch your manners around.each time you visit your Chinese friend's house? Maybe you're the guy who dated the exotic asian babe in school, only to find out later from her that she's related to the school's biggest geek through a relationship that confused you by the time her explanation w. Labels: words of wisdumb.
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This Is Going Nowhere: 4 Leaf Clevers For Sale
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Monday, July 26, 2010. 4 Leaf Clevers For Sale. I would really love to see an ad like that, because that's exactly what I've been looking for. A 4 Leaf Clever. I would go out of my way to buy one because I desperately need one so bad. Unfortunately no one seems to find these, or even look for them anymore, and most of the people that do find one keep it to themselves. I myself feel like I have merely grown tired of the routine; a routine with scarce rewards. What did my first 4 Leaf Clever look like?
