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third-person singular: the professionals?

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Friday, March 2. Enid's just read carpetblogger's great post. This reminded enid of one of the man's early molvanian experiences. It was january, the snow was falling and he and three colleagues were looking for a place to eat lunch. "this'll do," said his boss, hoohah, and bundled them all down a flight of steps and into the foyer of a restaurant. 2 March 2007 at 14:01.

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third-person singular: introducing hank

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Wednesday, January 10. Enid and the man ‘lent’ hank some money and olga found another apartment, cheaper than the last. olga got work on a sex chat line, and started spending her nights talking to americans. hank was jealous because he and olga had started this way. who knows, olga might get talking to a richer american. 11 January 2007 at 02:33. Enid is now enidd, and lives.

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third-person singular: black butts 2

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Friday, March 9. You mad fools, you. you wanted more of black butts, and you shall have them. (if you've not read part one. You probably should. at least, if you want part two to make a little more sense than it otherwise might.). SCENE 2. INT. TOM and HELEN'S LIVING ROOM DAY 2 [11:00]. Where shall I put this? What’s in it? TOM’S IMAGINATION: SPARE ROOM AS BEFORE. No, the ope...

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Sally Writes: Too many Mars Bars.

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Friday, June 08, 2007. Too many Mars Bars. I am still in my dressing gown when the doorbell rings. The children have all gone to school and hubby has just left for work. My blog calls. I need to see my comments. I have a cup of tea in my hand. I am just engrossed in reading what people think about my Piers Brosnan lookalike doctor. I answer the door. Oh, I am so sorry. I forgot. Can you give me ten minutes? The rest of the house still looks like a bomb site, but at least I can invite them into the kitchen.

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third-person singular: bulwer lytton

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Monday, March 5. It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents- except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness. Go over to min at mamadrama. So ve...

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third-person singular: catching up on mail

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Thursday, March 1. Catching up on mail. To: egg online banking. Re: regarding your current account access. Dear egg, you couldn't verify enid's current information, because she doesn't bank with you, but with the admirable hbsc. you can limit her online access all you like, and she'll not even notice. (by the way, what is the world's "largest pure online bank? Thanks, munguia...

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third-person singular: the saga of hank continues

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Tuesday, January 30. The saga of hank continues. The man got hank’s landlord’s phone number and asked anastasia at the office to call it. “he owes me a month’s rent - $270,” the landlord said,“and i’m throwing him out if i don’t get it.”. Just after the baby was born, his family had sent him a lot of money. had he been intending to use that money for rent? 8220;when i planned...

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third-person singular: March 2007

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Sunday, March 11. Enid has moved. no, not to san francisco, but to http:/ www.enidd.com. She's decided it's time to get out of rented accommodation and buy a place of her own. come over and say hi! And, because there was someone else on the interweb called enid, she's had to spell her name differently too. she's now enidd with two d's, like pantyddafad. Good word, pantyddafad.

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third-person singular: a happy ending

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Friday, January 12. The man is never quite sure what to say to his friends when they present him with a squealing red bundle of baby and say “isn’t she cute? 8221; - to be honest, "cute" is not usually the adjective that crosses his mind. 8220;boy or girl? 8221; asked the man, politely. 8220;boy - and his testicles are the size of melons! And very true too! Catching up on mail.