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Welcome to the Jungle: Since When Did My Life Become an Episode of 'Jersey Shore'
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Welcome to the Jungle. Where Life and Love is Anything But Ordinary. Saturday, July 6, 2013. Since When Did My Life Become an Episode of 'Jersey Shore'. My fourth of July was a shit show. Let me rephrase that. My fourth of July was like an episode of 'Jersey Shore.'. You don't forget how to ride a bike, do you? I fucked up my hand . bad! Thankfully, I didn't break it or even sprain it, but it was pretty banged up and was bleeding incessantly. I was drunk, so who cares, right! Whoops, should I have told t...
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Welcome to the Jungle: 10 Reasons Why My Mom Thinks I'm a Lesbian
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Welcome to the Jungle. Where Life and Love is Anything But Ordinary. Sunday, November 24, 2013. 10 Reasons Why My Mom Thinks I'm a Lesbian. 10 I like to wear cut off, sleeveless shirts that show off my tattoos and bulging biceps. 9 I don't like to shave. What's the point? It takes a really long time and it's not like anybody is going to be feeling me up any time soon. 8 I just cut off all of my hair. 7 I once kissed a girl. But I swear, it didn't mean anything. 5 But it's also because I hate boys. Jen Ku...
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Welcome to the Jungle: That One Time I Forgot How Old I Was ... And Other Horrible Thoughts
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Welcome to the Jungle. Where Life and Love is Anything But Ordinary. Thursday, June 19, 2014. That One Time I Forgot How Old I Was . And Other Horrible Thoughts. It was a Saturday night at a bar in Santa Monica when my girlfriends and I met a group of guys. After telling me that I look like Alex from Orange is the New Black. Fuck, how old am I? But was I thirty one or thirty two? Me: Quick, how old am I? BFF: (Loudly so people can hear) Not a day over 21. Me: I'm the same age as Britney Spears! OK, so my...
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Welcome to the Jungle: You're 30. You Should Be Married by Now. Right?
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Welcome to the Jungle. Where Life and Love is Anything But Ordinary. Thursday, November 21, 2013. You're 30. You Should Be Married by Now. Right? If there's one thing I've learned about turning 30, it's that everybody expects you to be married, and if you're not, well then there's something definitely wrong with you. Even if you have a boyfriend. I have been with my boyfriend for about a year and a half, and the one question that everybody (I mean, everybody) asks is… Is he the one? The wrath of mother.
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Welcome to the Jungle: Aziz Ansari On Why Getting Married is Creepy
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Welcome to the Jungle. Where Life and Love is Anything But Ordinary. Thursday, November 21, 2013. Aziz Ansari On Why Getting Married is Creepy. Labels: All my friends are getting married. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Things I Like To Blog About. Weird Shit that Only Happens to Me. The wrath of mother. All my friends are getting married. Los Angeles, CA, United States. View my complete profile. Blogging Fusion Blog Directory. Check Out These Blogs Too! Ask Dan and Jennifer. Couture in the City.
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Welcome to the Jungle: No, I Do Not Have Narcolepsy. I'm Just Really Tired!
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Welcome to the Jungle. Where Life and Love is Anything But Ordinary. Friday, June 20, 2014. No, I Do Not Have Narcolepsy. I'm Just Really Tired! With such a hectic work week, you could only imagine that once Friday rolls around, I'm tired. I'm really tired. And by tired, I mean I will fall asleep anywhere. Out for dinner at a restaurant? I'll fall asleep mid conversation. Drinking at a bar? A few drinks in. aaaaand. Watching a movie. Dunzo. During sex. Whoops! But my friends are all like. CowGirl In The ...
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Welcome to the Jungle: Why Do Married People Need Presents?
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Welcome to the Jungle. Where Life and Love is Anything But Ordinary. Saturday, June 21, 2014. Why Do Married People Need Presents? So, you get married and throw a big party that costs a ton of money, while guests attend the party dressed in their Sunday best bearing gifts for the bride and groom. But what if you're single? I'm sorry, but who the hell is going to use a soda maker. Just buy a fucking soda! But what about those of us who are still single, huh? What are we supposed to do? What do we get?
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Welcome to the Jungle: That Awkward Moment While Watching "That Awkward Moment" and You're Like, Is This What Guys Are Really Like?
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Welcome to the Jungle. Where Life and Love is Anything But Ordinary. Sunday, February 23, 2014. That Awkward Moment While Watching "That Awkward Moment" and You're Like, Is This What Guys Are Really Like? That awkward moment when you're in a relationship of some sorts with a guy, and you're not sure whether you're dating or just hooking up. This leads to the same question that girls everywhere ask their, err, guy they are hanging out with. "So, what are we? So, why is it so hard? The wrath of mother.
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Welcome to the Jungle: "Don Jon" - The Anti-Rom-Com For This Generation
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Welcome to the Jungle. Where Life and Love is Anything But Ordinary. Wednesday, October 2, 2013. Don Jon" - The Anti-Rom-Com For This Generation. Long gone are the good old days of rom-coms when a prostitute would have a heart of gold (a la Pretty Woman), nowadays, we no longer want to see perfect people fawning all over each other. We want something real. Something relatable. Right? My boyfriend even went to see it with me … and liked it. A lot. We've all done it, but nobody talks about it. The movie ge...