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Welshguy's Blog: How I Became the 12th Doctor: Part 1
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Wednesday, 26 December 2012. How I Became the 12th Doctor: Part 1. How I Became the 12. As far as opening lines go in an email, this was probably the most memorable and unusual I’ve ever received. I continued to read the message, trying to get my head around the strange request that had popup into my in box. There was of course one small flaw in her plan for a video message, that being that she didn’t actually know the real Dr Who and had no real way of making a video herself. And think on it I did.
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Welshguy's Blog: Stupid and Obese Animals that Deserve to Die
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Tuesday, 2 November 2010. Stupid and Obese Animals that Deserve to Die. I hate chickens. Sure, they taste really good and are one of the most useful and important animals for humans, but I ask you, what kind of stupid arse bird can’t fly? A chicken isn’t like other flightless birds such as the ostrich or penguin, both of whom have evolved into animals more akin to a large marsupial or fish, perfect for their environment and a necessity given their harsh conditions. Pictured: The Human Chicken. A fury bal...
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Welshguy's Blog: November 2011
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Friday, 18 November 2011. Having worked tirelessly to get back in the “normal” workforce recently, it came as something of a pleasant surprise when I was asked to attend for an interview. That in itself isn’t so surprising, what was surprising is that this job was top of my wish list and to get the opportunity to interview for it was a great…. opportunity. It's like looking in a mirror! Yes, I like Mad Men. Go out there and get it for yourself.". Then shit got serious. Quantify using your strategic analy...
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Welshguy's Blog: Charlie Sheen, Rebecca Black, Revolution and ME!
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Tuesday, 26 April 2011. Charlie Sheen, Rebecca Black, Revolution and ME! Someone, can’t be bothered to check who, once said that “I love the whooshing sound a deadline makes as it goes flying past.” That pretty much sums up my work ethic. I’ve always thought, why do something now when I can do it at a later point in a half assed attitude. Probably five minutes before the do or die period when I start crapping myself. And squeeze the last few precious drops of life out of recent cultural landmarks. Yep, t...
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Welshguy's Blog: February 2012
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Friday, 17 February 2012. They never found out why he couldn't make it. 8220;I honestly thought that was your waist size.” He lied. Deciding to keep the stag-do small, the party consisted of just myself, Gavin and our mutual friend Ryan. The last photo taken of 3 old frinds before the horrors of war changed us forever. Having to decide between wearing the hats and making ourselves more visible, or having no protection on our heads and taking direct hits to the scalp, we decided to wear them and hope that...
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Welshguy's Blog: The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Part 1
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Thursday, 15 September 2011. The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Part 1. Damn it all to Zombie Hell! You finally did it. You finally unleashed the end of days.”. This guide will be needed. Please note that much of this guide can also be used in the event of an alien invasion, nuclear war, the Germans having another go. Or uprising of underground dwelling monster race of Crab-People. There are many different types of lobo you could invest in. This is mine:. I call it "The Re-Deadinator". You must avoid ...
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Welshguy's Blog: May 2011
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Friday, 20 May 2011. While casually looking through the visitors and locations of the people who visit my blog, it came as something of a surprise to discover that I seem to have an ardent fans and supporters living in Sudan? As some of you may know, Sudan is currently in the grips of a political, moral, civil and religious war, with hundreds of thousands of its citizens having been killed from either direct combat or starvation and disease inflicted by the conflict in the Darfur region. I turned round a...
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Welshguy's Blog: June 2012
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Friday, 8 June 2012. The Campening: Part 2. With the food eaten, Ryan’s hand bandaged with toilet paper and the fire roaring, we looked over the amazing view we had found and contemplated the beauty of the nature we found ourselves in. As it was getting dark we decided to grab our sleeping bags and head for the edge of the mountain, where we sat and talked over a can of beer in a way that only lifelong friends can. Camping at sunset. (Warning: May contain Photoshop). Well, almost nothing. When camping as...
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Welshguy's Blog: August 2011
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Thursday, 4 August 2011. Dead Poets Society 2: The Dead Shall Rise. Please be aware that the following blog entry you are about to read could be very damaging to your health. Those of a nervous disposition and anyone currently taking heart medication are advised to stop read right now and leave this page at once. I shall attempt to analysis and uncover the truths in each poem as we process. But be warned, the following words are not for the faint of heart. Together we shall delve deep into a trou...His b...
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Welshguy's Blog: How I Became the 12th Doctor: Part 2
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Wednesday, 26 December 2012. How I Became the 12th Doctor: Part 2. How I Became the 12. This is why he has assistants! But I’m nothing if not creative, so I had another sit down and thought about it. I quickly jerry rigged all the excess material of the top of the backdrop into a roll around the handle of a kitchen mop. This allowed me to add a solid structural beam, which I could then position to act as partial support for the entire canvas print! Somehow I bet I get the blame for this. There I was dres...
