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The Mouth O' The Mule: Lesson Learned -- a Rationalist's Tale
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Friday, May 9, 2014. Lesson Learned - a Rationalist's Tale. So I recently had occasion to go to an emergency room. I was not in extremis. But I've been instructed to go directly to the ER any time that I've. Experienced an erection lasting more than four hours. Lost consciousness whilst driving a motorcycle. Had the particular weird symptoms that I had. Anyway, a word of advice: if you go to a hospital with the word "Adventist" somewhere in its name, you probably don't want to answer the question:. The w...
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The Mouth O' The Mule: Fuck Those Fucking Fuckers
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Thursday, May 22, 2014. Fuck Those Fucking Fuckers. Gilbert Gottfried. Joan Rivers. Michael whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is. Richards. Asking someone to apologize for a joke is like asking someone to clean up a fart. It may have smelled bad for a second, but it's gone and just doesn't fucking matter. And if someone keeps going around telling tasteless, bad, insensitive jokes, then don't go in that smelly room. Who Am Us Anyway? May 29, 2014 at 12:16 AM. Who Am Us Anyway? May 29, 2014 at 12:23 AM. Winner - ...
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The Mouth O' The Mule: Thanks
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Friday, June 6, 2014. Seventy years ago, my old man was busy trying to stay alive by. And by outfitting aeroplanes with equipment better to. So he was not busy killing German boys. Or dying at the hands of German boys. And men. And tanks. A lot of boys and men did die at their hands, including those who must have died in the most horrible way I can imagine: being shoveled by massive sea-borne tools into near-certain death. And for those who came out alive, how have they slept for the last seventy years?
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The Mouth O' The Mule: Barack Obama is the Ryan Church of presidents
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Tuesday, June 3, 2014. Barack Obama is the Ryan Church of presidents. Which is to say, a .264 hitter without quite enough speed, power or plate discipline to really excel in the majors. He did hang around for seven years with five teams (six if you count Montreal and Washington as two different franchises). Best year, 2007 for the Nats when he hit .272 with 15 homers and 70 rbi in 144 games. It was all downhill from there. June 3, 2014 at 10:12 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). We know how to spell.
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The Mouth O' The Mule: Two Observations
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Tuesday, June 3, 2014. 1) If they made pizza without the cheese, tomato sauce, and bread, it would likely be a lot healthier; and. 2) George W Bush and Dick Cheney are likely war criminals. Because I am reserved. Thoughtful. Conscientious. Timid. Cut out "likely". . . . Labels: War Is Over (If You Want It). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG HAS CHANNEL-SWITCHING. THIS BLOG HAS CHANNEL-SWITCHING. You can dick with the donkey, but don't fuck with the mule. . . . We know how to spell. I Bit the ...
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The Mouth O' The Mule: Idiots
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Friday, November 28, 2014. I am thankful for Bellotoot and that Mythical Monkey. . . . I think that might be my all-time favorite picture of bellotoot . and not a bad one of the other guy, either. November 28, 2014 at 8:37 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG HAS CHANNEL-SWITCHING. THIS BLOG HAS CHANNEL-SWITCHING. You can dick with the donkey, but don't fuck with the mule. . . . We know how to spell. Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself,. Stercus cuique suum bene olet.
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The Mouth O' The Mule: I'm So Confused
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Wednesday, December 3, 2014. What a difference a A makes. December 3, 2014 at 3:53 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG HAS CHANNEL-SWITCHING. THIS BLOG HAS CHANNEL-SWITCHING. You can dick with the donkey, but don't fuck with the mule. . . . We know how to spell. The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself,. The Mouth of the Mule.
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The Mouth O' The Mule: Clever, Unique Observations, No. 2
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Tuesday, September 9, 2014. Clever, Unique Observations, No. 2. This is so fucking great. . . . Who Am Us Anyway? I never understood why the phrase A hard days night is considered funny or a malaprop. The phrase always makes perfect sense to me: what better, what more precise way to describe a night that follows a hard day? Reminds me of the Simpsons Bill Cosby laughing at the pokemon fan. Somehow a perfectly pithy and poetic line becomes ah, Ringo, he. September 10, 2014 at 8:09 PM. We know how to spell.
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The Mouth O' The Mule: Brains Can Accommodate Beauty. And a sense of humour
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Wednesday, June 4, 2014. Brains Can Accommodate Beauty. And a sense of humour. Kathleen Parker, Washington Post Writers Group. Jeepers. But in my defense, I liked her writing before. I knew what she looked like. June 4, 2014 at 2:20 PM. Ive known what she looks like [looked like] for a long, long time. Even though I, too, enjoyed her writing before that. But putting all that aside: hubba hubba. June 4, 2014 at 2:53 PM. Shes just too thoughtful and reasonable to insist on the indefensible. Do I contradict...
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The Mouth O' The Mule: I play the rotten apple summer movie quiz
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Wednesday, May 6, 2015. I play the rotten apple summer movie quiz. I, too, will return to better days, when I played blogger and responded to polls, surveys, quizzes, and other invitations. Here, I respond to. MS ELIZABETH HALSEY'S ROTTEN APPLE, HOT FOR (BAD) TEACHER SUMMER MOVIE QUIZ. 1) Name a line from a movie that should've become a catch phrase but didn't *. And then depression set in . . . 2) Your second favorite William Wellman film. As much as I like Jean Harlow or Cagney, I like Wings. Trying to...
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