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The Smart Centipede: March 2013
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Monday, March 04, 2013. Your Application On Every Website Ever. Thank you for your interest in joining the team here at Smart Centipede. Because of the large number of positions open, we require that you create an application profile, to which you can upload your resume and cover letter for consideration in any number of available openings. Fields marked with an * are mandatory.). One non-numeric, non-letter character. One emoticon showing your current mood. One Mandarin Chinese pictograph. The Thing Bei...
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The Smart Centipede: Food For Thought:
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Sunday, January 26, 2014. Here's food for thought: in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, when we first meet the Ewoks, they hold Luke, Han, Chewie at spearpoint, tie them up, and prepare to cook them for a feast. (Spoilers for those in a 30 year coma:) It is only through Luke using Jedi shenanigans on C3PO that he puts the fear of God in them and they let them go. These little furry bastards are cannibals. What exactly are they serving at the celebration feast? All I'm saying is that the Rebels feasted on th...
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The Smart Centipede: My X-Love...
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Monday, May 26, 2014. It is the movie I have been waiting three quarters of my life for. It is the ultimate storyline of my favorite comic book, and it finally has its day in the sun. Please, allow me just a small digression. I knew what a super hero was; I had watched the Super Friends, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, and some of those terrible Marvel Super Heroes cartoons ("When Captain America throws his mighty shiiiieeeeld."). But I had yet to see them in their original medium. A few notes about ...
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The Smart Centipede: September 2013
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Sunday, September 01, 2013. The Ben Affleck / Bruce Wayne Controversy. Affleck was panned for his efforts in Kevin Smith's Daredevil, a movie which had a number of things going against it. There are those who know me and know my leanings who expected me to be apoplectic about this news. I hate to disappoint, but I am actually okay with this development. Here's why:. Bruce Wayne is not that tough to play. A millionaire playboy with not a care in the world in some pretty sharp business acumen. Affl...It'll...
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The Smart Centipede: May 2014
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Monday, May 26, 2014. It is the movie I have been waiting three quarters of my life for. It is the ultimate storyline of my favorite comic book, and it finally has its day in the sun. Please, allow me just a small digression. I knew what a super hero was; I had watched the Super Friends, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, and some of those terrible Marvel Super Heroes cartoons ("When Captain America throws his mighty shiiiieeeeld."). But I had yet to see them in their original medium. A few notes about ...
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The Smart Centipede: January 2013
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Thursday, January 10, 2013. Sean Bean There, Done That. Another Pearl of Wisdom from Kenn Beck. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). There was an error in this gadget. Follow me on Twitter. These Are The Daves I Know I know. Laughing All the Way: One Man's Trip Through the Tenth Ring of Hell! Smart Centipede Sports: Play Ball! The Thru Hiker's Wife: One Man Alone In the Wild, One Woman at Home Holding It All Together! American Caesar Salad: Now With Ranch Undressing! GirlBomb: Explode Your Mind!
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The Smart Centipede: September 2012
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Friday, September 28, 2012. Another Pearl of Wisdom from Kenn Beck. Wednesday, September 19, 2012. Another Pearl of Wisdom from Kenn Beck. Tuesday, September 11, 2012. Another Pearl of Wisdom from Kenn Beck. Wednesday, September 05, 2012. Another Pearl of Wisdom from Kenn Beck. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). There was an error in this gadget. Follow me on Twitter. These Are The Daves I Know I know. Laughing All the Way: One Man's Trip Through the Tenth Ring of Hell! Smart Centipede Sports: Play Ball!
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The Smart Centipede: April 2012
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Monday, April 09, 2012. It's time to address yet another annoying element of the internet. Anyone who claims that this year, a given month has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays, and that it only happens every 823 years and this is the only time we will see this in our lifetime, is either going to be dead by June of 2016, or is so mentally deficient that retarded people speak slowly and condescendingly at them with pity in their eyes. Durrrrrrrrrr." - Original Poster. Thou Shalt Not Spam.". 100 Cups O...
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The Smart Centipede: August 2015
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Saturday, August 08, 2015. Fant4stic Movie Review, or How Fox's Studio Head Needs To Be Chemically Castrated As Soon As Possible. Okay, so have you ever gone out to eat, and the place you're going, it's not your favorite place, but it serves your favorite kind of food? And you know that lately people have created exciting new ways to prepare this cuisine, and you're eager to try it out and see if this version is better? And then the waiter comes to your table with a still flaming skillet of hot dog shit?
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The Smart Centipede: October 2014
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Sunday, October 19, 2014. So I switched cell phone providers. I had one service, I won't say which one, but let's just say that the trip to the poor house was the closest I ever came to a sprint with my previous provider. There were so many fees and taxes, it was ridiculous. My $45 a month cell phone plan cost me $187 a month. They were like "calls after 7 PM? So I can either say “what? You're going to live! You're saying it's only Wednesday? And we're at work. Fuck. So, no party? Mine is the first fucki...
