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The Lazy Gnome...: December 2005
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Deep thoughts from the world of the vertically-challenged). Thursday, December 29, 2005. Rest in Peace Mr. Pops. Sometime early this morning, Mr. Pops passed away. He was found curled up with Charles, his plastic hippo, near the red bridge in his plastic paradise. His cause of death is unknown, but it is suspected that obesity and old age may have been significant factors. He was a turtle, pet, and friend to all who were lucky enough to have known him. I know he is in a better, bigger habitat now. After ...
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Bee Repartee: January 2015
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Bee Repartee: October 2014
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Idiots Guide To Preparing For The Flu. It's very important to be prepared for anything. My purse is the mecca of natural disaster preparedness, chock full for every possible contingency. Safety pins, band-aids, hand sanitizer, lotion, bug spray, first aid, ibuprofen, nail clippers, tweezers.etc. However, nothing in my purse can prepare anyone for the flu. This is where I come in. I've prepared a small checklist so you will be fully ready for anything flu-like that comes your way this winter season. Grab ...
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Bee Repartee: September 2013
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Gastronomically Rended, And How Are You? Okay, this means nothing but I got your attention. A lot better than telling you tired and busy reasons for being tired and busy like every other tired and busy person on the tired and busy planet also doing tired and busy things. Plus, chocolate cake.YUM, right? How often do we say, "I've been so busy."? Is this a valid excuse anymore? Do we throw that out there because we really are tired and busy or because we are too lazy to make conversation? Aside from my al...
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Bee Repartee: November 2012
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Once upon a time, before the last moon, New Moon, full moon, or blue moon, I was born. It wasn’t such an exciting day. You’d think I’d remember it if it was. September in So. California guaranteed that it was hot and muggy and really.my poor mother. Being pregnant in the summer is like swimming while wearing a bear skin rug after downing a bottle of ipecac. I like organizing my organizing books. Yes, that too. Except for Doctors. They can go be smart college grads and make bank because if I'm ever in...
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Bee Repartee: June 2012
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There Is Always Room For Pie. I won a book on Goodreads today. Yay. The whole idea of free books for reviews is almost as good as employment as a dessert taste-tester for The Cheesecake Barn but with less chocolate sauce and far less guilt. No, not pants optional. What kind of girl do you think I am? Keep eating. It's tradition.and ignore your Uncle unbuttoning his trousers.". Room for pie.". Will ever go mainstream. Especially when cafe sofa upholstery is involved. Cool Take off your pants.". Those poor...
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Bee Repartee: Chicklet Teeth
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Who here has veneers or white composite fillings? I've had composite white fillings on my two front teeth since grade school. In the early 80's, composite white fillings for tooth repairs were a new and progressive idea. They were offered as an alternative to caps which are now no longer universally used. I've always had tooth issues as I chipped my teeth when I was 7 or 8 doing something really stupid. Blanket on head roller skates in grass charging into metal tree support = something really stupid.
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The Lazy Gnome...: November 2005
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Deep thoughts from the world of the vertically-challenged). Monday, November 28, 2005. I should be studying. Dear Fans of The Land-O-Gnome,. I had all of these great plans to reorganize, write my paper, study for math, and catch up on sleep over Thanksgiving break. So, I went hunting with Tom instead. Shiooooot! I cannot wait for this semester to be over! PS I strongly recommend all of y'all (especially Mikey) to check out PIB's (Blinky Moments) memorial to Tinkerbell. R.I.P Tinky. Red, Red Wine. Other t...
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impatient chicken: January 2013
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Thursday, January 24, 2013. In which I implement yet another strategy for becoming an early riser, which will probably fail like all the rest. I've thought for awhile now that I should order a daylight alarm clock (a/k/a sunrise alarm clock). I am not a morning person. It's possible that Adam Dachis. Made this image to describe my reaction to someone waking me up. It's not something I'm proud of. But I'll probably try it anyway because I cannot resist new gadgets. Wednesday, January 23, 2013. I would rat...