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Ranting in the Dark: Top 10: Most Quoted Movies of all Time
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Ranting in the Dark. Friday, May 13, 2011. Top 10: Most Quoted Movies of all Time. With help from my facebook friends). 9 A Christmas Story - I thought (for years) that this movie was a special part of my upbringing, but turns out, it was a special part of almost everybody’s upbringing. I love this movie. I have seen it no less than 100 times and my family can not stop quoting it every year from about September to mid February. 7 This is Spinal Tap - (and it goes up to 11). 4 The Wizard of Oz - Okay, I k...
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Ranting in the Dark: How's That Hopey-Changey Thing Working Out?
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Ranting in the Dark. Tuesday, January 25, 2011. How's That Hopey-Changey Thing Working Out? Excuse me while I step up onto my liberal soap box and exercise my freedom of speech. Let's talk about bumper stickers for a bit. It seems I see more and more every day, and I think they're maybe getting more and more ridiculous each day. I guess its the easiest way to let everyone know exactly what type of person you are with a 10in x 3in quirky quote. Who comes up with these things? Here's a few of my favorite.
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Ranting in the Dark: B-movie Review: Teeth
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Ranting in the Dark. Monday, February 21, 2011. Starring: That girl from "Guiding Light" and That guy from "Nip / Tuck". Favorite line in the movie: "I haven't even jerked off since Easter! Favorite prop made for the movie: A detailed sketch of a hairy vagina. Flash-forward to present day and we see Dawn (our hero) giving a speech about the importance of abstinence more cheesy than I ever thought possible. Much to my surprise (really), we learn that she is actually serious. In the middle of his chest.
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Ranting in the Dark: My Days Without The Internet
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Ranting in the Dark. Saturday, November 6, 2010. My Days Without The Internet. So, what have I been doing with my time? Again, I failed to get that idea from my head to my laptop. So, What have I been doing with my time? Thinking about blogging. How can I get people to read my blog? What is interesting to other people? Why do I even write a blog (three blogs, actually)? When will I finally feel great about a blog that I’m writing? Who reads these blogs anyway? Yes Have I crossed it? To quote the timeless...
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Ranting in the Dark: February 2011
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Ranting in the Dark. Monday, February 21, 2011. Starring: That girl from "Guiding Light" and That guy from "Nip / Tuck". Favorite line in the movie: "I haven't even jerked off since Easter! Favorite prop made for the movie: A detailed sketch of a hairy vagina. Flash-forward to present day and we see Dawn (our hero) giving a speech about the importance of abstinence more cheesy than I ever thought possible. Much to my surprise (really), we learn that she is actually serious. In the middle of his chest.
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Ranting in the Dark: May 2011
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Ranting in the Dark. Friday, May 20, 2011. If tomorrow is the end of the world, my daughter won't make it to her first birthday and this troubles me. If I am raptured tomorrow, I assume my daughter will come with me, which is more than we can say for my husband. Now, Heaven is supposed to be a pretty amazing place, right? You'll never go hungry and all your wildest dreams come true in the presence of God, or so I've heard. How can this be? Then who will pay our Social Security? Won't we get over-crowded?
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Ranting in the Dark: Cliché? Touché!
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Ranting in the Dark. Tuesday, August 24, 2010. Oh, I never thought this post would come out of me, but here it is. My, how my life has changed. I never wanted kids. They're messy and loud and you have to watch them 24/7 and sometimes they're even . sticky. Gross. Who would want that? Two weeks later I got my period. Then it stopped an hour later. Then I started getting a little sick and my bra was suddenly painful. I found myself googling "period blood blocked? I didn't rule it out. To the clump of cells...
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Ranting in the Dark: Rapture Thoughts
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Ranting in the Dark. Friday, May 20, 2011. If tomorrow is the end of the world, my daughter won't make it to her first birthday and this troubles me. If I am raptured tomorrow, I assume my daughter will come with me, which is more than we can say for my husband. Now, Heaven is supposed to be a pretty amazing place, right? You'll never go hungry and all your wildest dreams come true in the presence of God, or so I've heard. How can this be? Then who will pay our Social Security? Won't we get over-crowded?
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Ranting in the Dark: April 2010
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Ranting in the Dark. Friday, April 16, 2010. Deep Thoughts (Without Jack Handy). I miss that segment. Along with the good old days of SNL. Those two thoughts are unrelated to the post. According to this cool app I have on my phone, I'm going to have a baby in 7 weeks and 2 days. Doctors agree that's about the right amount of time, though it could be more or less, but that's not important. Point is, my life is going to change. Let's focus on that statement for just a second. Really? I sat down to write th...
