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Everyone Should Talk Religion at the Dinner Table - Pretty Bad Dad
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December 27, 2012. In There Are OTHER Places Out There? December 27, 2012. Everyone Should Talk Religion at the Dinner Table. A particularly pinkish pork chop tonight prompted me to accuse the InstaPrincess. Of attempted mariticide by trichinosis, which then found me declaring I was now Jewish as self-defense against any future pork chop aggression (or meals), at which point our four year-old piped up with a “What’s ‘Jewish’? 8220;Do you understand? 8220;Yes.”. 8220;I’m Jewish.”. We can teach ANYTHING.
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“Thank God She Can’t Read” | Visions of Johanna
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Posted by: Hallie Levine. September 7, 2015. 8220;Thank God She Can’t Read”. Six years ago, when I was pregnant with Teddy, I stumbled across a message board post from a woman who already had a child with Down syndrome who had just learned she was pregnant with a baby with Trisomy 18. Then, a couple weeks ago, I learned Ohio was poised to pass a similar ban, specifically prohibiting abortion for Down syndrome. I was horrified and decided I wanted to take a public stand. The result is an essay pub...I fel...
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Slim Witty - Pretty Bad Dad
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September 14, 2012. In Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me. September 14, 2012. A decade ago I was dashing, a cut figure, a pirate on the sea of svelte who could out-fence Errol Flynn (backwards, on the stairs) with the pointed edge of my rapier-like charm alone. Remember: circus peanuts. And then shake your head slowly and move on.]. Ten years hence my fencing skills have devolved to just barely being able to open one, and even then with great effort and a noticeable lack of coordination. But you can’t escape!
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September 2012 - Pretty Bad Dad
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Just Another Pig In The Circe Of Life. There was one post published in September 2012. A decade ago I was dashing, a cut figure, a pirate on the sea of svelte who could out-fence Errol Flynn (backwards, on the stairs) with the pointed edge of my rapier-like charm alone. Remember: circus peanuts. And then shake your head slowly and move on.]. Ten years hence my fencing skills have devolved to just barely being able to open one, and even then with great effort and a noticeable lack of coordination. 8221; I...
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November 2012 - Pretty Bad Dad
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Just Another Pig In The Circe Of Life. There was one post published in November 2012. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hyde Park Pilgrim Run. Today I entered my first 5K and knocked it out of the ball park. First place, even. Those of you who were with me might be questioning my sanity right now. “First place? In what, the line to the bathroom? All true, I admit. But those other people in the race? They don’t count. 8221;), and, and…. Which left ten people and me. 8220;Velcro’s untied! 8221; I...
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hyde Park Pilgrim Run - Pretty Bad Dad
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November 22, 2012. In There Are OTHER Places Out There? November 22, 2012. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hyde Park Pilgrim Run. Today I entered my first 5K and knocked it out of the ball park. First place, even. Those of you who were with me might be questioning my sanity right now. “First place? In what, the line to the bathroom? All true, I admit. But those other people in the race? They don’t count. 8221;), and, and…. Which left ten people and me. So, two enemies left. And me. 8221; I ye...
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October 2012 - Pretty Bad Dad
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Just Another Pig In The Circe Of Life. There was one post published in October 2012. Romney Loves You, Big Bird. There wasn’t much. What Romney did leave behind was a warped sense of violent justice. “You have problems,” he sneered from under his wavy hair, “you take them to the Arena. Anything goes.”. And that was how they lost Snuffleupagus. Elmo, who had been one of the first to have his strings cut, had gone crazy. Yeah There were worries. Besides, the muppets knew that it’d be over in a fe...Later o...
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Key - Pretty Bad Dad
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Just Another Pig In The Circe Of Life. InstaPrincess – My wife. Evil Holland – Our son. I didn’t say it was. Sorry, no refunds.). People I Want to Punch in the Throat. The Art of Bryan Fyffe.
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December 2012 - Pretty Bad Dad
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Just Another Pig In The Circe Of Life. There was one post published in December 2012. Everyone Should Talk Religion at the Dinner Table. A particularly pinkish pork chop tonight prompted me to accuse the InstaPrincess. Of attempted mariticide by trichinosis, which then found me declaring I was now Jewish as self-defense against any future pork chop aggression (or meals), at which point our four year-old piped up with a “What’s ‘Jewish’? 8220;Do you understand? 8220;Yes.”. 8220;I’m Jewish.”.
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August 2012 - Pretty Bad Dad
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Just Another Pig In The Circe Of Life. There were 6 posts published in August 2012. Biking for Dummies, Part VI. Two Two inner tubes flew on winged rubber horse to Vahalla, leaving me stranded just ten miles into a 45 mile ride. The rear tube grew a hole and just because it felt like it, its replacement caught the same disease. 8220;Damn you, Craig! The other bikes were doping. The Giants, the Cannondales, the Specialized(s? I’m passing you! Whoever heard of such a thing? Biking for Dummies, Part V.
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