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Aliyah by Accident: The Park Ranger Comes to Live with the Ants; PLUS Free Parenting Advice!
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Wednesday, January 21, 2015. The Park Ranger Comes to Live with the Ants; PLUS Free Parenting Advice! Not gonna mention names) had spit up on me again. And then by the time I got back to the computer, two or three days later, I had forgotten what I was going to say. In fact, I'm not even sure sentences sense that make can write I. And: am I still funny? The park ranger is blissfully unaware. However, our park ranger got a glimpse of frantic ant life over these past few months. And he's gotten rea...Ive d...
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Aliyah by Accident: A Simple Guide to Getting Out the Door in the Morning
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Thursday, February 19, 2015. A Simple Guide to Getting Out the Door in the Morning. Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup. Eventually give up on the sleeping beauty; she’s on her own. (Where “on her own” = “gets to school late”). Thought: If we could combine the tween’s sleep with the twins’ sleep, we would have kids that slept all night and woke up on time. A person can dream.). Eat breakfast. Pick out the pecans from your cereal. Request bowl wash in between cereals #1 and #2. Get dressed. Find only one s...
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Aliyah by Accident: February 2015
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Thursday, February 19, 2015. A Simple Guide to Getting Out the Door in the Morning. Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup. Eventually give up on the sleeping beauty; she’s on her own. (Where “on her own” = “gets to school late”). Thought: If we could combine the tween’s sleep with the twins’ sleep, we would have kids that slept all night and woke up on time. A person can dream.). Eat breakfast. Pick out the pecans from your cereal. Request bowl wash in between cereals #1 and #2. Get dressed. Find only one s...
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Aliyah by Accident: This is Where the Title Goes
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Tuesday, November 25, 2014. This is Where the Title Goes. I want to blog. I really do. But every time I get a few free minutes and sit down at the computer, my head feels fuzzy and foggy and I only have brain capacity to read recaps of Scandal. The babies watch SUCH inappropriate television.) Scandal. By the way, takes a lot more concentration than you might think. I would make a terrible Gladiator because even after It All Becomes Clear, I'm still going, "Huh? The possibilities are endless! I left it he...
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Aliyah by Accident: April 2014
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Thursday, April 24, 2014. This post is dedicated to my children. Whom I love, though Loyal Readers of this blog may have the opposite impression. And one day, if they (my children) read through this blog, perhaps they will feel insulted. But then they will have their own kids and say Ohhhh, now I get it. Because that's the thing. It's an unwritten rule (I think - hope? And, is that snot or saliva in her hair? See, I can't even through a pretend beautiful thought without snarking it up.). So we write abou...
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Aliyah by Accident: April 2015
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Thursday, April 16, 2015. It's a post-apologetic world we (I) live in, so I don't need to start by apologizing for the infrequency of postings, blah blah blah. Let's just jump right in. State of the Blog, April 2015; Or, A Healthy Dose of Ramblings. I've lowered my standards from "I hope no one ends up in jail." I'm just hoping it's not a life. Of crime.) So, in my know-nothing state, I've become less judgy. Also, I've realized being judgmental is just. We used a sticker chart and our child never ever mi...
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Aliyah by Accident: The S Word
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Tuesday, February 3, 2015. One of the most popular words to use in regards to babies is "schedule." What is my. Baby's schedule, what is your. Baby's schedule, what should. My baby's schedule be, how do our schedules compare. Etc etc etc. Getting a baby on a schedule is super easy, since anyone who has had a baby can attest to how eagerly they adapt to doing the same thing at the same time every single day. This makes it a breeze to plan time for outings, making dinner and peeing. 5:00 am - 9:00 am.