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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke: Pooping with Indiana Jones
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke. Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Pooping with Indiana Jones. 160;Of course he'd boorishly barge through the door while I sat with the porcelain princess. Of course Indy would with his big, lumbering boots slapping the wet tiles of the restroom floor. I can tell it is him right from this tiny stall, without even seeing his face. You know how? The well-rounded door opener:. The jerky, jackass door opener:. The lackadaisical slug door opener:. So, you get what I am talking about no...
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke: Our Neighbor Jim
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke. Thursday, October 1, 2009. Jim moved in to the neighborhood in the year 2005 with his frail, old mother. Jim's mother passed shortly thereafter. Jim was left to the four-bedroom house all alone. Jim has never been married. Jim is in his late sixties now. Jim likes pianos- player pianos, that is. Jim bought multiple player pianos of all different ages and sizes and makes. Jim filled the house with these pianos. Jim listens to these pianos play ragtime tunes every day.
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke: Beneath the Fold
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke. Sunday, February 8, 2009. I like that unexpected treasure in the small fold. I like the unexpected, great or small. That reminds me this poem by ee cummings:. Somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond. Any experience,your eyes have their silence:. In your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,. Or which i cannot touch because they are too near. Your slightest look easily will unclose me. Though i have closed myself as fingers,. February 10, 2009 at 11:31 AM.
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke: October 2009
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke. Thursday, October 1, 2009. Jim moved in to the neighborhood in the year 2005 with his frail, old mother. Jim's mother passed shortly thereafter. Jim was left to the four-bedroom house all alone. Jim has never been married. Jim is in his late sixties now. Jim likes pianos- player pianos, that is. Jim bought multiple player pianos of all different ages and sizes and makes. Jim filled the house with these pianos. Jim listens to these pianos play ragtime tunes every day.
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke: Generational Gaps
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke. Sunday, March 15, 2009. His grandma bought him the Encyclopedia Britannica for his ninth birthday after she found out that his grades were slipping. That's a very "grandma" thing to do. . The 15th edition. 32 volumes. He also got a set of Hot Wheels toy cars, and those plastic, orange tracks you could link together to make all sorts of loops and bends and dips. . Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Day 19: Jeremy and Claire Weiss. Stuff White People Like.
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke: You Ewe
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke. Tuesday, January 27, 2009. I like you, ewe. You stand like a ewe should stand. You eat like a ewe should eat. You look like a ewe should look. Keep doeing what you're doeing. January 28, 2009 at 1:35 PM. You're fawny, Tim. Let's go to Fawntana. I know a place with good fawndue. January 28, 2009 at 6:19 PM. Shut the buck up! January 29, 2009 at 11:01 AM. That's funny I just got a birthday card that said. Hippo Birdie Two Ewe. Hippo Birdie Two Ewe. Hippo Birdie Deer Ewe.
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke: July 2008
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke. Monday, July 28, 2008. Smell the skin of this. Smell the skin of this fruit, it smells like Mexican laundry detergent. listen. Saturday, July 26, 2008. Sunday, July 20, 2008. Open Nuevo. When tract homes fill it up, I will weep. Tuesday, July 15, 2008. While penciling in the empty bubble next to the letter C. But when I think about the word "place" I then start to think, "when does a place's boundary end and a new place begin? Campus, in classroom 120, in the 6 th. After...
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke: August 2008
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The Rants and Ramblings of Locke. Friday, August 29, 2008. Just some completely random clips from the digital camera. Lots of Bubes and Simkos. Wednesday, August 27, 2008. I walked outside with a leg of chicken and noticed that my dachshund. Was following me intently. She goes gaga for the pollo. Monday, August 25, 2008. The Refrigerator Spoke to Me Today. I could not imagine being limited to what grew in Nuevo. A nice big bag of salt for working all day. History has a funny way of giving you perspec...
