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Chapter 14
I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school. I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school. I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school. I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school I hate school. 8220;What’s that little red book, Jackson, you weirdo? Let’s take a look”. 8220;Hey look at this, boys.” Bailey scrambles to stand on the seat of his desk so I can’t get him. His friend Wilkinson grabs me ...Then my Coup De G...
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Chapter 15
TAKE OFF FROM THE ROOF OF THE HOUSE, LAND AT THE ENTRANCE TO DOWNING STREET. AND WALK THROUGH THE USUAL SECURITY CHECKS. PM’S ANGELS FRISK THEM BEFORE THEY TAKE OFF THEIR JETPACKS AND WALK UP TO THAT FAMOUS FRONT DOOR. AT THE DOOR A VANGUARDIST. ENJOYS A GUEVARA WITH A ROBOCHICK. IN THE FETCHING UNIFORM OF THE ANGEL BRIGADE. SIDEKICK. RECOGNISES HER AS A CUSTOMER AT THE KEEP AND THEY START TO RAP. GOOD AFTERNOON PRIME MINISTER. PM, I HAVE YOUR TRUST, DON'T I? NO YOU WOULD OR NO YOU WOULDN'T? YOU'LL FIND ...
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Chapter 15a
Fabulous Free Bonus Background Info Chapterette! In the beginning was the Word and the Mum and the Dad and the Stories at bedtime. Then came prehistory with Dinosaurs and Stig and Ursula Andress in a fur bikini. Then the Ancient Days when elves and hobbits and piglets and wizards and tiggers ruled the earth. His father read tales of these times to Young Tim, in the days before the Many Arguments and Tears and The Leaving. The Age of Aquarius dawned and men walked on the moon and everything was liberated.
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Chapter 16
Back in London now, drowning in paperwork and a feeling paper thin. I’m positively glad to escape to my mother’s and show her photos she pretends to be interested in. Mum is sharp as a knife much of the time but her memory is threadbare in some places and other stories get repeated and repeated. Time bends around her a little. But what’s the point of leading a life if you can’t savour it sometimes, replay the good bits, try to edit out the bad? 8220;Oh, yes dear.”. 8220;Oh heavens – was I?
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Chapter 17
Micro-skirted, big-eyelashed, karate kicking, beautiful-bosomed. Oh Jesus you again. And turning pornographic now. This is too much. The hair is white now and the legs you’d find less tempting. But you are her, aren’t you -. Why won’t you own up? You have to tell me: where’s Lord Tim? Look, I really don’t know what you’re talking about. But you’re sure as hell stuck in the past. Well, get over it! What is nostalgia but one. Endless, pointless sigh? Our society's sick with it.
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Chapter 18
THE END OF A LONG HARD DAY AT THE HOUSE. LORD TIM AND SIDEKICK WALK BY THE RIVER TOWARDS CHELSEA BRIDGE. DEEP IN CONVERSATION ABOUT THE INCREASINGLY ANGRY DEBATES AT THE HOUSE, THEY FAIL TO NOTICE A MAN ON THEIR TAIL. THEN THE MAN STEPS FORWARD, CALLS OUT:. WHAT DO YOU WANT? I THOUGHT I’D BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU: YOUR TIME IS UP. LORD TIM AND KICK TURN TO FACE THEIR NEMESIS, FIXING HIM WITH STEELY GLINTS. SO - MISTER B. WE MEET AT LAST! NO DARK SECRETS, YOU SAY? BUT HERE I AM! TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS T...
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Chapter 19
MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURIZER:.
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Chapter 20
Now my grief is entirely mine - the anger too. And I’ve even laughed at the irony: my husband, the professional Futurist, no inkling in advance of the heart attack that felled him, oh so so suddenly, unprepared, uninsured, mid-stupid tiff about getting the car fixed.
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Chapter 20a
Lord Tim, still no sign of you but I’m sending you this report just in case. The man walks in, takes off his coat, farts, then looks over the top of the sofa and sees me. 8220;What the fuck you doin’ in my room, man? 8220;You burgling me? Still I held my tongue. But then I decided I ought to pretend to be an ordinary boy. So I burst into tears. 8220;Hey - I didn’t realise it was you – you’re the posh kid from over the road with the nice mum.”. How dare he bring my mother into his fiendish plot. 8220;Like...
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Chapter 21
Futurolutions can help your company join the new MEE Generation:. Move on from the past, Embrace the present, Envision the future. 10146; We built our reputation during the credit crunch of the Late Noughties. 10146; We offered new solutions to small businesses struggling to cope with global warming and rising food prices; we predicted the breakthroughs in global thermostat technology. 10146; Seize the Time: Let Futurolutions Futurize You!
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Chapter 22
LORD TIM AND SIDEKICK ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM THE HOUSE ARE STOPPED, ASKED FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPHS BY A MAN CALLED BARRY. DO I KNOW YOU? OH WE GO WAY BACK.
