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Arse About Fez: 10-Oct-2011

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Monday, 10 October 2011. My name is Death. Yes, it's that time of year again. I've got man-flu. And, as any woman will know, man-flu can seem to be almost life-threatening. When I was a child, my mother gave me a little bell that I would ring any time I needed something. She knew the power of man-flu. One thing that always trips me up linguistically is that, in the Turkish language, you don't 'have' an illness, you 'become' one. So, currently, I am a cold. Strange, I know. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Arse About Fez: 23-Jun-2011

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Thursday, 23 June 2011. The Easiest Way to Stop Smoking. Though this post may appear a little off topic, it is loosely related to living in Turkey and absolutely related to my life here .or anywhere. It started about a month ago with a regular cough and cold. Something that I've become accustomed too since choosing a career as a school teacher. The cold came and went but I was left with a hacking cough that refused to budge. Great, I thought. Nothing serious then. What the fuck is going on? Do you have a...

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Arse About Fez: 19-Feb-2012

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Sunday, 19 February 2012. I saw this ingenious invention in a friend's car the other day. For drivers who don't want to be disturbed by some pesky alarm warning you of your precarious position when you're not wearing your seat belt. I give you the danger neutraliser. Simply plug this device into your seat belt socket and cleverly fool your car into thinking you actually give a shit about not hurtling through your windscreen. Cheaper solutions are also available:. Wearing your seat belt. Deal or no deal.

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Arse About Fez: 21-Mar-2011

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Monday, 21 March 2011. Hold the front page! I would have liked to have posted this on the day of publication so you could have had a chance to go and buy the paper, but I got interviewed for the Hurriyet Daily News (previously the Turkish Daily News). The fabulous Jane Akatay, wrote a super article on blogging in South West Turkey and I, along with Jack from Perking The Pansies. Karen from Being Koy. Julia and Barry from Turkey's For Life. And Ayak from Turkish Delight. Go read all about it! Oh, and if y...

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Arse About Fez: Fezaurus #11

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Thursday, 9 February 2012. Karpuzun hamı. Topalın amı. A ripe watermelon. A lame girl's twat. Both extremely sweet apparently. The watermelon is fairly self-explanatory. The girl with a limp? Due to the fact she don't get out much. It is assumed she would be equipped with, what Mike Reid might describe as, a mouse's ear 'ole. In her downstairs department. BTW good to be back :). Glad to see you back! Welcome back, and what an ummmm. or should I say am.entrance. Watermelon still bewilders me.

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Arse About Fez: 27-Sep-2011

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Tuesday, 27 September 2011. Can you find Tesco Value Doner meat. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Search Arse About Fez. Arse About Fez Mobile. View my complete profile. Best Thing I've Read All Day. Biting the Big Apple. Bo - My lovely friend from Norway. My Company - Hasirci Ltd. And the band played waltzing matilda. At yarana kelebek konmus. Deal or no deal. Father of the Turks. Glow in the dark. Moments of Turkish Genius. Queen of Turkish Pop. Shake it up sekerim. Shitting in the same cup.

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Arse About Fez: 28-Apr-2011

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Thursday, 28 April 2011. Putting the 'Man' in 'Manisa'. At the end of March, a small city on the outskirts of Izmir hosts a rather unusual festival. Welcome to Manisa, known for mental hospitals and, possibly related, the craziest drivers in the Aegean region. The festival is a week-long celebration with appearances by minor celebrities and politicians. But the city is really celebrating another local claim to fame. I had been counting down the days to this event since April last year. I knew this wa...

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Arse About Fez: Safety Last

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Sunday, 19 February 2012. I saw this ingenious invention in a friend's car the other day. For drivers who don't want to be disturbed by some pesky alarm warning you of your precarious position when you're not wearing your seat belt. I give you the danger neutraliser. Simply plug this device into your seat belt socket and cleverly fool your car into thinking you actually give a shit about not hurtling through your windscreen. Cheaper solutions are also available:. Wearing your seat belt. This gadget is th...

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Arse About Fez: 03-Oct-2013

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Thursday, 3 October 2013. Which Side Are You On? Let me see it again" asked the barber after a few minutes. Sure" I said and showed him the following picture:. I don't know why it struck me as something to blog. The thought of me trying to explain who Billy Bragg was perhaps. The fact we shared the same name. That a Turkish barber should be studying and trying to emulate the cut of Billy Bragg's hair. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Search Arse About Fez. Arse About Fez Mobile. View my complete profile.