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You're All Whores: December 2007
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Thursday, December 20, 2007. Keep on Truckin.FOREVER! So on ESPN radio, a commercial for the Toyota Tacoma comes on. In said radio spot, the aptly official sounding radio announcing pro narrated the catchphrase "With the Tacoma, the adventure NEVER ENDS! I was taken back by this fact. Like, seriously, that sounds terrible. I can only imagine the ways in which the Tacoma ensures an adventure is happening. I get flats in the middle of the ghetto section of Jersey City? My gas tank explodes?
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You're All Whores: March 2007
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Friday, March 30, 2007. More Like Dane Sucks! Dane Cook really sucks. Dane Cook really really really sucks. If there's something that sucks more than Dane Cook, I'm not sure what it is. If you're not a female under the age of 23 or a relative of Dane Cook's, there really is no excuse for not realizing that Dane Cook sucks. If Dane Cook sucked any more than he does now, he'd have to change his name to Dane Sucky Suck Shit Sucker. Dane Cook is in better shape than me. He still manages to suck. Well fuck yo...
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You're All Whores: April 2007
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Tuesday, April 10, 2007. Senility Is No Excuse. First things first, I don't listen to Don Imus very often. On occasion when I'm flipping through the radio dials on my way to work I'll check it out for a few minutes, but I'm no fan. In fact, I'm a huge Howard Stern fan which virtually makes it impossible to be an Imus fan. I've drawn up a chart for those who are confused so far. Of course not. Just a fun little factoid. Why isn't there an outcry against racist old people? Because, at some point people jus...
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You're All Whores: February 2007
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Friday, February 9, 2007. I really wish I lived in Alabama. And there you have it. I looked around the internets a bit and was able to find out that evidently this video was brought to the mainstream by sassy lesbian daytime talk show host Ellen Degeneres, but if you're one of the VERY FEW. Unlucky people who have to WORK. When daytime TV is on, I figure you may have missed this. I would say there's a very strong possibility this is long lost father of Detroit MC/Celebrity Fat Club contestant Bizzare,.
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You're All Whores: February 2008
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Thursday, February 14, 2008. The Chubi Report Report. First off, lets break down the term Chubi. If you don't know what it means, look it up on urbandictionary.com. I personally do not use this term because I feel when used in written prose it can be easy mistaken for "chubby". So lets get that out of the way. Probably. Did the vast majority of players from this era do the same? Probably. Did Derek Jeter? Of course not. Is Curt Schilling a jackass? I rest my case. Pfft Whats that, your IQ? And by the way...
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You're All Whores: March 2008
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Monday, March 3, 2008. You Could Be Lebron James If You Weren't So Damn Lazy! 8220;All men are created equal”. I heard that somewhere. I think its in the constitution or something. I can’t be bothered to check. Where it comes from is unimportant. I just wanted to make the point that this statement is complete and utter bullshit. And grammatically incorrect to boot. Hey founding fathers- got a problem with adverbs? Then you got a problem with me. If you put your mind to it, ANYTHING is possible! Lets take...
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You're All Whores: The Chubi Report Report
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Thursday, February 14, 2008. The Chubi Report Report. First off, lets break down the term Chubi. If you don't know what it means, look it up on urbandictionary.com. I personally do not use this term because I feel when used in written prose it can be easy mistaken for "chubby". So lets get that out of the way. Probably. Did the vast majority of players from this era do the same? Probably. Did Derek Jeter? Of course not. Is Curt Schilling a jackass? I rest my case. Pfft Whats that, your IQ? Furthermore, a...
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You're All Whores: Joba Chamberlian - better than Jesus? Yes
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007. Joba Chamberlian - better than Jesus? We all know he's a great guy. Is he better than Jesus? Consider the following facts about Joba Chamberlain:. He throws baseballs really fast. Unlike a man with a similar name, Jaba The Hut, he has legs. He once saved a whole fleet of babies from a burning building just by throwing fastballs at it. He found Bin Laden several weeks ago. He invented the internet. Kanye West lost an MTV award to him. He's not as fat as Tyra Banks.
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You're All Whores: October 2007
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Friday, October 26, 2007. Canada - Pal Sitting On Our Shoulders or Man Eating Toupe? For reasons non existent other than boredom and the severe oddballness that exists in my DNA, me and my brother had a debate over the pro's and con's of Canada. My brother: canada really sucks. My brother: have they ever been in a war? Me: they produced some pretty cool stuff. see zack. This is why you're so lost in life. If anything, not being in a war, is a positive thing that a country can do, not a negative. My broth...
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You're All Whores: Breaking News - Steve Kerr's Got Gigantic Balls
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008. Breaking News - Steve Kerr's Got Gigantic Balls. I'm a Phoenix Suns fan. I'm a bigger fanboy for the Suns than I am of any other sports franchise. I am utterly confused. On the other hand, balls don't always do great things. Look at Isiah Thomas's balls for instance. You can smell them from any seat in The Garden. Who knows where to upload the film Avatar? Men, advise where to normal as quickly download film avatar? January 24, 2010 at 7:38 AM. February 3, 2010 at 11:45 AM.