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"I have nothing to declare but my genius": June 2006
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I have nothing to declare but my genius". Wednesday, June 21, 2006. My first ever football match. So last night I went along, with everyone to the pub to watch the England match against Sweden. I've never been to the pub to watch football before, and I think I've only ever watched a handful of matches before. so clearly, this was a new experience. When they scored the second equaliser I wanted to shout rude things, but refrained. All in all, I got very excited. Posted by Culinali at 12:25 pm. So I did wh...
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"I have nothing to declare but my genius": February 2006
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I have nothing to declare but my genius". Sunday, February 26, 2006. And blonde moment of the day goes to. Actually there are many (oh so many) blonde moments today. Number one has to be when i thought Jack had a picture of George Clooney as his msn picture, i asked him why he had a pic of GC and he didn't follow, i wouldn't tell him then because it was blatant i'd got it wrong. I found out that actually it was a picture of Roger Taylor (Queen drummer).how stupid do i feel? Otoru blinfu tuna bello! And I...
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"I have nothing to declare but my genius": January 2006
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I have nothing to declare but my genius". Sunday, January 29, 2006. So i've created this blog. I've never had a blog before, but i was feeling left out- everyone seems to have them. I'm not a person who's great with words- i often make them up randomly, esp if there isn't one to say what i want to, but i figure this will be a good laugh anyway.who knows, you might see some of those words on here! So here's raising a glass to a future full of blogging (and ranting). Posted by Culinali at 6:27 pm.
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"I have nothing to declare but my genius": November 2006
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I have nothing to declare but my genius". Thursday, November 16, 2006. I asked Tim to have a look at my hair straighteners". Because they aren't working, they've sort of.died". Right, and why did you ask Tim to do this? Because he's an electrical engineer". Yes, to do with Helicopters, not hair straighteners". Wellyou know" I shrugged my shoulders as Mike looked at me pathetically "Turns out it didn't matter" I continued. I blew them up! I blew up my hair straighteners". How the fuck.". So," I continued ...
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"I have nothing to declare but my genius": April 2006
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I have nothing to declare but my genius". Saturday, April 29, 2006. Big Brother Grad Ball Ticket queuing! Ali wakes up and ponders the reasoning behind getting up at such an ungodly hour. Ali's alarm goes off annoyingly loudly. She sighs and gets up to go have a shower. Ali leaves 223's bathroom, engaging in brief conversation with Kirst as she does so. Ali has raided the cupboards and is now eating a Tracker bar in the kitchen. Kirst wanders in to find her making cheese salad sandwiches. Ali is attempti...
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"I have nothing to declare but my genius": March 2006
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I have nothing to declare but my genius". Friday, March 31, 2006. Your rabbit has devil eyes! Look at the bunny, and tell me it. See, I told you! Well, no, I told Jack actually- as awful as it may be to accept, 'Sooty' (original Jack, so original) is definately under Satan's spell. And also being attacked by a giant Mole by the sound of it too, the devil bunny is apparently confused and '. The other 'good' news, is that the back pain I have is only partly contributed by my awkward right hip that has a lo...
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"I have nothing to declare but my genius": July 2006
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I have nothing to declare but my genius". Sunday, July 30, 2006. The 6th.and 7th Emergency Services. I blame sleep deprivation for the conversations tonight, that and trauma at finding a potentially dead person and the killer and feeling increasing guilt for not doing anything, like calling the emergency services. How many emergency services are there? 6no, wait, 5: Police, Ambulance, Firebrigade, Mountain Rescue and Coastguard.but maybe there is a niche for a 6th, Gilly could be the 6th- Bear Rescue'.
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"I have nothing to declare but my genius": October 2006
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I have nothing to declare but my genius". Sunday, October 15, 2006. So Long, Farewell, Aufwiedersehen, Goodbye. I have been manning a sexual health stall today, my manager has just done her Condom Distribution Training, so we had a plastic willy to demonstrate on if necessary". Aren't banana's more accessible? The room went Silent, people looked at Helena, Helena went red. I didn't mean like that! This is by no means the end of the Parker-Evans duo of madness. Posted by Culinali at 4:44 pm. Leaving naugh...
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"I have nothing to declare but my genius": August 2006
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I have nothing to declare but my genius". Tuesday, August 29, 2006. Edinburgh is a gorgeous city, it is Georgian enough to remind me of Bath, and therefore feel at home; yet it is old enough, with it's winding streets and narrow closes to be different from Bath and therefore feel exciting and new. I want to live there, and I am already planning my move there, have been infact all weekend. You didn't see that! I threatened Jack who was, quite possibly, on the verge of wetting himself. Ali, it's a fucking ...