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Boots and Birdcages: Huzzah for self-confidence!
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Because things change, y'know? Friday, December 6, 2013. I wrote this when I was in Nottingham, and incredibly homesick. I was in a very antisocial and destructive period in my life, and I was so afraid of my friends finding out how very badly I was handling everything that I stopped talking to them completely. Anyway, after some intense self-pity, and the realization that no one really knew anything about me at all, I decided to write down a few things I knew were true about myself. Who the hell was I?
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Boots and Birdcages: October 2011
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Because things change, y'know? Thursday, October 13, 2011. BACK FROM THE DEAD. I work at a fruit stand now. Go me. THIS FRUIT STAND IS A LIE! Oh, by the way. We don’t have any plums left because I ate them all. You can have an apple, though. Mmmm. Hollow substitutes are delicious. PS Also, I think I have pink-eye. Or eye cancer. Jesus Christ, this is a fun day. I’M DYING OF SOMETHING STUPID. Nobody laugh at me. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). BACK FROM THE DEAD. I work at a fruit stand now. G. John F. O'...
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Boots and Birdcages: 4:20 AM, and I'm only writing this to myself, I swear.
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Because things change, y'know? Tuesday, November 11, 2014. 4:20 AM, and I'm only writing this to myself, I swear. I found my blog, and it let me back in. Blah blah I'm so awful at blogging blah me me me. I'm not sorry. I'm a terrible writer, in most senses of the word. I have things to say that are worth the exercise of writing them down, and I swear none of them are very important. I'm a vain motherfucker. I'm also sort of a different person than the one who blogged here before. You'll see. I really dis...
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Boots and Birdcages: November 2014
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Because things change, y'know? Tuesday, November 11, 2014. 4:20 AM, and I'm only writing this to myself, I swear. I found my blog, and it let me back in. Blah blah I'm so awful at blogging blah me me me. I'm not sorry. I'm a terrible writer, in most senses of the word. I have things to say that are worth the exercise of writing them down, and I swear none of them are very important. I'm a vain motherfucker. I'm also sort of a different person than the one who blogged here before. You'll see. Comics and o...
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Boots and Birdcages: I'd rather cut it off entirely, to be honest.
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Because things change, y'know? Friday, August 16, 2013. I'd rather cut it off entirely, to be honest. Insert clever comment here). In other news, I mangled up my arm pretty good. And then again a few more times. And now I think my bones are infected. The orthopedic people at the hospital agree with me. God, narcotic drugs are fantastic. Oh yeah, fuck you, Karma. You goddamned axe-wound. I sometimes wonder how many orphans I'd have to save to not come back as a fucking Banana slug in my next life. Be a Cr...
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Boots and Birdcages: Not that I'm begging or anything...
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Because things change, y'know? Sunday, December 8, 2013. Not that I'm begging or anything. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Not that Im begging or anything. Places to Go (with things to see). Keith and the Girl. My favorite things right now. Fire and pointy things. Quill and ink pens/fountain pens. Staying out all night. Hanging out with smokers. Filling up on gas. Mountains of dirty laundry, 2 closets of clothing, and no fucking underwear. View my complete profile. Comics and other people I like.
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Boots and Birdcages: August 2012
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Because things change, y'know? Wednesday, August 1, 2012. As long as I'm dreaming, I'd like a new bike. 8220;I don’t fail. I re-define success.”. I'm going to pretend I was the first person who said that. I'm brilliant, I know. I'm also going to pretend I have a hat that magically fills up with $100 bills whenever I decide I need more $100 bills. I'll be a multi-katrillionaire, and that'll be a real thing because I'm that damn awesome. I'll also be half a foot taller. Nah Who am I kidding? Powered by pre...
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Boots and Birdcages: August 2013
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Because things change, y'know? Friday, August 16, 2013. I'd rather cut it off entirely, to be honest. Insert clever comment here). In other news, I mangled up my arm pretty good. And then again a few more times. And now I think my bones are infected. The orthopedic people at the hospital agree with me. God, narcotic drugs are fantastic. Oh yeah, fuck you, Karma. You goddamned axe-wound. I sometimes wonder how many orphans I'd have to save to not come back as a fucking Banana slug in my next life. Travel ...
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Boots and Birdcages: March 2014
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Because things change, y'know? Saturday, March 22, 2014. But hair. Yes. Wigs are fucking awesome. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). But hair. Yes. Places to Go (with things to see). Keith and the Girl. My favorite things right now. Fire and pointy things. Quill and ink pens/fountain pens. Staying out all night. Hanging out with smokers. Filling up on gas. Mountains of dirty laundry, 2 closets of clothing, and no fucking underwear. View my complete profile. Powered by prescription meds and sheer panic.
