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The Customer Is Always Right: Hejch Dee
http://jakeellis01.blogspot.com/2010/06/hd-picture.html
A client phoned a colleague of mine. He was complaining that he bought an HDMI cable, connected it, and picture still remained the same. After a minute or two on the phone, my colleague asked how he connected the HDMI cable. Apparently, he connected one end to the LCD and the other end hung up on the wall so his reception would come in High Def. Awesome! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All characters appearing in this work are kinda fictitious. Gilbert and Goodall for helping out with the posts.
The Customer Is Always Right: Smoothi3
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I received a call from a client complaining that an option from the menu of the PlayStation 3 was not working correctly. I asked the client what the problem is; he told me that he switched the PS Smoothing option to 'on' (which basically makes the older PlayStation Games a bit smoother), but the cooling fan is still loud and noisy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All characters appearing in this work are kinda fictitious. Gilbert and Goodall for helping out with the posts.
The Customer Is Always Right: Top Up
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A customer just used the word 'top up' in reference to a chipped/bricked/modded PlayStation 2 Console. Example: "Don't worry about it, my PS2 isn't topped up! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All characters appearing in this work are kinda fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. for the most part. Gilbert and Goodall for helping out with the posts. Dan for inspiring me in creating this blog. All the viewers for keeping this alive.
The Customer Is Always Right: Imodium
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I had a client phone call asking for help regarding a network connection problem. Hello, how can I help you. I bought a device, I'm trying to connect to the internet but no luck. No, I'm just trying to set it up from scratch. My Internet provider just brought over the Imodium. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All characters appearing in this work are kinda fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. for the most part. Dan for inspiring me in creating this blog.
The Customer Is Always Right: Wii Pwotectiv Covews
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This is actually how a Wiimote came in last week. I'm liking the Jacket design better this way ;P. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All characters appearing in this work are kinda fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. for the most part. Gilbert and Goodall for helping out with the posts. Dan for inspiring me in creating this blog. All the viewers for keeping this alive. Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.
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The Defiant One: The beginning of the end
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Tuesday, February 28. The beginning of the end. In 1950 the world population was less than 3 billion. Now it exceeds 7 billion. The human race continues to grow exponentially because of economic and scientific progress. Resource-wise this is a problem in itself; that we are intent on raping the planet to make a buck does not help one bit. In the early 2010s. Rules and taxes were introduced, but according to them the expiry date of the human race remained 2050. Next on the list will be water. Oil baro...
The Defiant One: The Theatre Scene in Malta
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Saturday, October 20. The Theatre Scene in Malta. I watched a play this weekend at the Manoel Theatre. It was opening night and the stalls were packed. Yet again, there was an astoundingly low number of attendees under the age of 35. Maybe two dozen in total, three at most; surely less than one in ten people. I could not have felt younger in the waiting room for a prostate exam. Or is it a case of that. And if so, what is wrong with the Manoel? Http:/ www.elanguest.com/. Thursday, January 31, 2013.
The Defiant One: Nevermind Kony 2012...
http://keithchircop.blogspot.com/2012/03/march-of-2012-which-will-go-down-in.html
Thursday, March 8. How did the people not hear about all this sooner? Let us put things into perspective. 5 and a 1/2 million people were murdered between 1998 and 2007 in the Congo where mass public rape is used as a weapon of war to break the will of the people. This barely gets a footnote in the mainstream newspapers, if that. Because that is where the US Government buys its oil from. That is 200 core fighters, a far cry from 30,000 as the famed YouTube video claims. Kony was at his most active ov...
The Defiant One: Make way for the Thought Police
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Sunday, February 12. Make way for the Thought Police. Those who pull society's strings do not care about white people, asian people, black people, and what not. The only colour they care about is dollar-green. As Tony Montana said, " You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. No, they will indoctrinate you when you are young and watch you turn into a sheep as you grow older. It is plain to see that the fragility of the human mind was studied in depth to be later abuse...
The Defiant One: Your job sucks
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Monday, February 20. Back in the 1970s, when it was clear that computers would soon help almost everyone in their life at work, most people wrongly assumed employers and corporations were happy with the profit they were making at the time, and that the end of the five-day-work-week was nigh. It was their rude awakening into the capitalist world. The most common deathbed confession is still: I wish I had not worked so hard. Oooh, that is a tough one. I will take boredom every time. The boredom that co...
The Defiant One: The Legacy of Mintoff
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Saturday, April 14. The Legacy of Mintoff. The Maltese people have a knack when it comes to turning everything political into a lowest-level-possible, gossipy debate. I gather this week it is the turn of the controversial documentary about Dom Mintoff. Let me chime in. The factual horror-stories of the 80s will become less and less relevant. It will not be a documentary or a book that changes this. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe to RSS Feed. Reflections of a World Citizen.
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The Customer Is Always Right
It took me a while on the phone to realize the customer's son so called "calculator" was actually a PlayStation Portable. I'm pretty sure the PSP doesn't have a calculator utility. Yesterday I had a call from a client stating she just purchased a brand new PlayStation3 console and wasn’t reading any discs. Today she came to my office, unpacked the box, and put the console on my desk… upside down. Why am I surrounded by idiots? Here's another example of a typical dumbass client:. I just love it when I tak...
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