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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: May 2011
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Wednesday, May 11, 2011. Women have a nasty habit of turning jealousy into the destructive emotion of envy and then, eventually, seething, passive aggressive hate. Hate that is born on Competition Island and raised in Insecurity Village. So in an attempt to appease my jealousy monster before it turns into a demon of hate I have decided to ‘fess up, for the good of all mankind. Dear Zoe Foster,. Or do they live in cryogenic freezers overnight, only to be thawed out each m...
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: July 2011
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Thursday, July 7, 2011. The break-up template and the bald monkey. I have to break up with this girl I’ve been dating. How do I break the news gently? Our relationship is not that bad, am I crazy to even be thinking about it? Better that than the awkward, painful, gut wrenching, heart wrenching and in some cases of IBS sufferers bowel wrenching process of confrontation. Who likes confrontation? 8221;, I would lie and say:. Maybe you should break up. Ok, if you do decide ...
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: April 2014
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Tuesday, April 1, 2014. The blog where I talk about coffee addiction and use the word "ne'er" a couple of times also. I think I have an addiction to the small lollies you get in jars. I like to have them with me at all times, or I get a little nervous. Sometimes I just like to touch them in my bag to calm me down. Is it really so bad? Or should I get help? Example of a tasty, tasty coffee in case you've never seen one. Yesterday I missed my coffee. He hands over a small ...
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: March 2013
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Sunday, March 31, 2013. How to be a Nancy- Girl. In response to your previous letter:. I think you are being a bit sensitive. Sensy. A bit of a flower. Wo-man up woman! Put on your marmalade overalls and sharpie on some chest hair. It's time you learnt the harsh realities of life and gave birth to a six pack of beer. It's time you learnt some lessons from my new friend Nancy. No biggie. Get over it you Willy. Thursday, March 21, 2013. If only I had a time machine. 8220;O...
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: If only I had a time machine..
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Thursday, March 21, 2013. If only I had a time machine. Recently a “friend” of mine (obvi, it's me. Overstepped that delightful threshold of human decorum, left polite converse in the lavvy and made a titting tit of herself.or himself.since it wasn't me (it was). There was silence and then a glorious symphony of unsympathetic crickets. Then came the fall out of judgemental “wows”, accompanied by a chorus of horrified stares. Oh the luck of those bloody blushers! Anyway&#...
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: December 2013
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Thursday, December 26, 2013. What to do when the Cray at the Christmas table is you. This Christmas is the first time I've ever been responsible for hosting the family lunch. I've always thought my mum was prone to hysterics around this time of year, but as the day approaches I find myself staying awake at night thinking about fairy lights and menus and I'm beginning to know how she feels. How do you stay sane at Christmas? We haven't eaten in ages! Another interesting h...
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: Train Spotting and the Self Obsessed Furby.
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Saturday, June 1, 2013. Train Spotting and the Self Obsessed Furby. My happy “Danny Katz wannabe”, yet tiny advice blog might give you the impression I am not stymied by fear, plagued by neurosis and interested in shiny, superficial obsessions. Wrongopongodrongo. Currently rating high on my fairly extensive worry list (not in order of importance):. 8221; (It's an annoying rhyme.). Hugs and hand holding. Toys and bed jumping. Then a bit later on, if you're lucky, you'll b...
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: How to eat pancakes forever.
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Monday, January 26, 2015. How to eat pancakes forever. I'm having trouble with getting my jam to set. My husband complains every time a batch comes out slightly foamy or runny. Any advice? Thank you for your question, it's been a while since I've been called upon to solve the great quandaries and conundrums of modern living and jam production. I've gone through my stock footage and found some beautiful photos of jam to kick us off for 2015. Picture #2: Good jam. Perhaps ...
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: May 2013
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Friday, May 10, 2013. A step by step guide to achieving celebrity-like popularity. Last night I went to a work party and felt invisible. There were some amazingly beautiful women there and I just stood in the corner alone, feeling like a walrus. How do I become more popular? I know you'll help me. The work party is a ruthless beast and it can leave you feeling like a lonely fisherman made of carrot in a sea of watermelon garnishes. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I’m n...
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady: March 2011
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Musings of a lacksadaisical lady. Friday, March 11, 2011. Can you have swollen adrenal glands? Firstly, I am not a Google search engine and no longer wish to enable your hypochondriacal addiction to medical searches. Please stop emailing me with these kinds of questions, especially the one about your brothers’ warts (that one wasn’t even about you Jackie! Our society doesn’t look kindly upon slackers Jackie. I’m too shy to approach women at the pub. Um, abdominal cramps and have to rush to the toilet.
