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Tom Henry: November 2010

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010. Death Of A Sailsman. Tuesday, November 2, 2010. For those of you who don't know, I've spent the last two months writing my very own Halloween joke book. This past Saturday, October the thirtieth, I sent it in to the publishing company, right on time for Halloween of course, and it was rejected. Why do vampires always check their hair on Skype (or other video chat programs)? Because they can't see themselves in the mirror. He didn't like being on the web. Ok, which joke?

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Tom Henry: Hollywood Insider Secrets

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011. I've been reading this book called Hollywood Insider Secrets, and I thought I'd share with you what I thought are some of the most interesting tidbits. Brad Pitt didn't get famous from acting talent or good looks. A producer actually spotted him riding his bike with no hands. It turns out, it actually was as impressive as he thought it was. Similarily, Tobey Maguire was not recruited for acting talent or looks, he was spotted on the subway, drumming on his lap along to his iPod.

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Tom Henry: Masterpiece (Sarcastic)

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Friday, April 22, 2011. This is my newest movie (film). April 27, 2011 at 4:31 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tom Henry (I (me) writes jokish type things and says jokish type things in Toronto. Send me email if you like. tomdhenry@gmail.com. View my complete profile. What I Did And How I Am. Slim Twig Shoots The Shit. No One's Laughing But You. Chris Locke's Comedy Blog. Aaron Eves Types Words.

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Tom Henry: January 2011

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011. A Letter To Ebert. Dear Mr. Ebert,. As Oscar season approaches, I realize the workload of a professional film critic can be daunting. This is why I'm prepared to offer you my services, I being an aspiring/professional film critic (references available upon formal request*). In the unlikely event you choose not to use any of my writing, well, I would hate to think of you having new competition in the movie watching and reviewing circuit. Black Swan is in the black! Tim (Allen)...

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Tom Henry: Interview: Sofia Coppola

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Monday, April 4, 2011. This winter I had the oppourtunity to sit down with one of the best filmmakers, Sofia Coppola. Her new movie, Somewhere. Is in theaters now. It stars Dakota Fanning's sister and Andrew Dorff. Tom Henry: Hi Sofia, it's a pleasure. Sorry, what's going on? TH: I'm here to interview you. SC: Oh right, ok, everyone's always pulling me in so many directions. TH: That must be hard. SC: It is, that's why I do what I do for people. SC: What are you kidding me? SC: Oh, you know him? SC: Of c...

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What I Did and How I am: RIG THAT DYNAMITE SO IT GOES OFF WHEN HER BUM IS ONSCREEN

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May 27, 2013. RIG THAT DYNAMITE SO IT GOES OFF WHEN HER BUM IS ONSCREEN. What's in Dan's trunk? I was in the store, happy as a pig in Rome. I went to the soup aisle first because I knew that I'd go buckwild, and sure enough, five minutes in I have an assortment of condensed delights as well as some of Chef Boyardee's finest and 4 of those hearty classics, un-condensed. I'm a variety man so I got one of each - Chicken Barley Disaster with Oat Slivers. Beef and Kidney Utah-Style. You're probably wondering ...

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What I Did and How I am: DON'T STOP UNTIL THE COW CAN AT LEAST SAY "MAMA"

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June 5, 2013. DON'T STOP UNTIL THE COW CAN AT LEAST SAY "MAMA". It's singing a Busta Rhymes song. Time isn't the only factor though. If you've read this blog regularly over the last 10 years (it's probably been around for less time, but I didn't feel like checking, mostly because I don't want to stop the flow here. Have you seen how infrequently I've been writing lately? God creates man, man creates this. So I won't get into too much depth, but here's what I've learned about smoothies:. I'm Glenn Macaula...

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What I Did and How I am: A HOTEL WHERE ALL THE ROOMS ARE UNDER THE STAIRS

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February 1, 2013. A HOTEL WHERE ALL THE ROOMS ARE UNDER THE STAIRS. We get into the meat of February and I start waxing poetic on the. Socioeconomic implications of "Family Day" and how the Polish government has just as much to do with Leap Years as the cosmos themselves, let's talk some pop culture. Has a Halloween costume of a Bruce Willis character (bonus points for baby from Look Who's Talking). Can open a beer using yarn. Kirstie Alley falling in love with Mark Harmon? Has been picking up a lot of s...