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smug bastard | MY PEN IS HUGE
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MY PEN IS HUGE. I think it was Kinky Friedman, novelist, musician, and self-styled sleuth, who said that no one can be smugger than a writer who has just written. If it’s not the Kinkster who said that, then somebody else surely did, and let me just say that I totally dig that twisted little wisdom. Fact is, I am feeling smug today, Palm fucking Sunday. I actually started writing fiction again, which is after all my first love. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Notify me of new comment...
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something to chew on | MY PEN IS HUGE
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MY PEN IS HUGE. Something to chew on. Re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery – isolation. Novelist, poet Charles Bukowski. August 16, 1920 March 9, 1994. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public). They say, I say.
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el niño ii | MY PEN IS HUGE
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MY PEN IS HUGE. Some billboards are meant to cause heavy traffic, not to mention panting spells. Something to chew on. Mar 19, 2010. Am straight. but off the record am kind of a lesbian. Like a scenario when angel approaches me, at first i will resist, but when she insist and becomes a little aggressive i think i might give in. Well that’s off record. I am Denise Katipunera. Mar 19, 2010. Whoa, Denise . . . Mar 22, 2010. Is her waist real? Mar 24, 2010. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here.
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new look | MY PEN IS HUGE
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MY PEN IS HUGE. Let’s face it, looking at two girls tonguing each other can be a drag, especially if it’s only on pictures. So, a return to the old look. Kissing Booksale’s feet again for this cheap —. The book’s about the so-called New Journalism Revolution as pioneered by the likes of Tom Wolfe, Norman Mailer and —. I wish I’ve a nice vacation story to tell those suntanned assholes who will tell me theirs. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public). They say, I say.
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April | 2010 | MY PEN IS HUGE
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MY PEN IS HUGE. No dice. Now matter how hard I tried assembling a bomb of an opening paragraph about my Summer Slam experience, the thing would just explode on my face. Screw Testament and Lamb of God and copious amounts of Red Horse beer for that…. The rest of my take on last night’s Summer Slam here. Yep, it’s bye-bye WordPress. For now. Let’s face it, looking at two girls tonguing each other can be a drag, especially if it’s only on pictures. So, a return to the old look. 4 am Maundy Thursday. Jus...
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January | 2010 | MY PEN IS HUGE
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MY PEN IS HUGE. New place, new life. Coming this February. Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fuckin’ life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I’m always the fucking asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fucked-up than I am. 8212; Hank Moody (David Duchovny) in. Sex, sex and more sex — not to mention dozens of boob shots and pumping scenes —. Is all things Karl (to use Charmaine’s word). A favorite scene from the first season:. Harry, look at me’. On her delecta...
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Last kiss | MY PEN IS HUGE
https://karlkaufman.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/last-kiss
MY PEN IS HUGE. No dice. Now matter how hard I tried assembling a bomb of an opening paragraph about my Summer Slam experience, the thing would just explode on my face. Screw Testament and Lamb of God and copious amounts of Red Horse beer for that…. The rest of my take on last night’s Summer Slam here. Yep, it’s bye-bye WordPress. For now. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). They say, I say.