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press — Jamie Loftus
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JAMIE LOFTUS IS FUNNY. COMEDIANS TELL US ABOUT THEIR WORST HECKLERS. COMEDIAN/AMERICAN PATRIOT SELLING SHREK NUDES FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD. WHY THIS COMEDIAN IS SELLING SHREK NUDES TO BENEFIT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. COMEDIAN SELLS SHREK NUDES ON ETSY TO BENEFIT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. A COMEDIAN IS SELLING HER SHREK NUDES TO BENEFIT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THE LOCAL SANDWICH CRITIC AND THE COMEDIAN WHO WON'T STOP TORTURING HIM. PETITION GIVES ALL WOMEN THE CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE TO SETH ROGEN.
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animation — Jamie Loftus
http://www.jamieloftusisinnocent.com/illustration-animation
THIS IS THE PAGE WITH MY * *ANIMATIONS AND ILLUSTRATIONS* * ARE. IF U WANT TO COMMISSION SOME WERK, JUST EMAIL ME HERE. Turkey Club Club: Potbellys. VAMPIRE WHO EATS ASS. Santa University Teaser Trailer. BOSTON PD: ZAMBONI CRIMES DIVISION. Affirmations with Jamie (Episode One). A helpful breathing exercise for those who killed our dads. Talking About Death With Children (Parts 1-3). The jamie and grig show: virgins. We need to stop trump. The Turkey Club Club: The People's Organic Cafe. Blud of da lamb.
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blog — Jamie Loftus
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Jail dispatch #5: proust questionnaire from mark. January 19, 2016. Hi everyone, it's me, jamie, from jail, where i live. i was framed for f'ing a kid that i didn't f by this messed up guy named mark who is the owner of the jail (called chili's for mark) and the warden of the jail my prison cellmate who types these things up for me and it turns out my mom, which is like, idk, messed up. GUEST POST FROM MARK. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT STATE OF MIND? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCCUPATION?
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writing — Jamie Loftus
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Here is my writing. Most of it is humorous, some of it is jarringly serious or even boring journalism. I tell people I have a journalism degree a lot, but I don't. THOUGHTS ON INTERNET BAD, THAT SHOW ABOUT THE EVILS OF TECHNOLOGY THAT IS STREAMING ONLINE. Adults Can Go to Chuck E. Cheese Alone So I Stayed There All Day. Attention Passengers: The Baldwin Brothers are Sitting on the Wing of the Airplane. Lunch with the Moon Landing Conspiracy Theorists of LA. Comedian Ali Wong Changes Perceptions, Diapers.
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comedy — Jamie Loftus
http://www.jamieloftusisinnocent.com/comedy-1
When do i stop calling myself a horse surgeon and feel confident enough to call myself a comedian? KEEP READING ;). Here i am, standing on a tramplish fetishist's back in a dress i did not have permission to borrow. Some fun places i have performed standup include: the wilbur theater, foxwoods casino. My friend's dad's funeral parlor, the laugh factory in LA, nerdmelt showroom, ucb franklin, the virgin hotel, the improv lab,. Opened and performed with the likes of Maria Bamford, Andy Kindler, Thomas Midd...
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Contact — Jamie Loftus
http://www.jamieloftusisinnocent.com/alibi
Please send your testimony to me, jamie loftus, about whatever you want. If you're interested in commissioning some illustration, animation, or coloring books, send me a lil blurb about what you're looking for and what your price range / turnaround time is and we'll figure something out . What the subject ;) *. SPEAK YOUR PIECE *. If you dont hear from me in a timely manner, feel free to email me directly at jamieloftus8@gmail.com.
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