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Snap – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Anyway, today he reckons he’d cracked it. He was super happy. He came up to me holding the photo to his chest. “Piano Man, I did it,” he goes. I’m thinking it’s a bauble on a Christmas tree because every clown takes close-up photos of baubles on Christmas trees. He turns it over onto the counter like a child playing Snap. It’s a bauble on a Christmas tree, close-up so you can just about see the moron taking the photo’s stupid white fucking hat. 8220;That’s good!
All in the Game – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. All in the Game. 8220;G’hey,” said Enrique. He was beside me. He was also beside himself! 8221; I asked, nodding at the paper. I didn’t look up. 8221; He repeated. I looked up at Enrique. He was doing massive blinks now. Each one lasting almost a second. His face was beige and greasy as Hell. “What? 8221; I asked as Enrique pulled at the ends of his moustache with unsteady hands. 8221; Enrique asked. He blinked and smiled. 8220;Where’s what? 8220;G’hello Paula! 8221;...
Dear pauly: A letter from your father – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Dear pauly: A letter from your father. 8220;I couldn’t get a lift, could I? 8221; She was asking. Oh my God. Except of course I couldn’t give her a lift, I couldn’t even wind down the window a crack, for fear of my trumps escaping and melting her face off like a spirit long trapped in the Ark of the Covenant. I had to think and think fast. I mouth things in cars. Getting run over even once is no picnic. I’m talking inches. I drive slowly of course. They’re ...I slow ...
Ten Thousand Metres – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. This morning I cycled to work because the weather is. It’s like spring and that really got me off to a good start. Work’s been pretty cool lately too as Enrique’s been quiet since his televised disaster. I’m nearly ready to feel sorry for him, but not quite, as I think he’s just milking it. I could talk to this woman. Something about a dead man in an ice cream van, he topped himself. Is that it? 8221; I guessed. She nodded. I was in! 8220;He had everything and yet it...
Planes, Trains & Automobiles – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Planes, Trains & Automobiles. I knew that the bus would be packed and I’m not paying for a taxi so I thought about getting on Terry the Train, but in the end I decided to drive. Just like the film! 8221; I asked. He was wiping down his white suit. The back of the truck is manky, I normally only have the dog in there. I held onto the sides of the rink, every muscle in my body tensed to stop my legs from escaping. If I didn’t move I wouldn’t fall but ev...I wanted to h...
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Sunday Night – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. The old woman was coughing into her hand. Really coughing and it was disgusting. “Are you okay? 8221; I asked because she was so old it really seemed like if she continued to cough her twiggy bones would all snap and she’d crumple to the floor while still coughing. She turned her shiny red-rimmed eyes to me but didn’t try to respond. 8220;Are you okay? 8221; She asked the old woman, placing a hand on her back and leaning towards her. 8220;You okay now, love? While bein...
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JERSEY, CHANNEL ISLAND – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. JERSEY, CHANNEL ISLAND. 8220;No fucking way! 8221; I said. I meant to mouth it or think it but I said it. If she heard me she didn’t let it show. 8220;Ve are marching on St Helier,” announced Gertrude the Whore who’s now fully German. 8221; I said. 8221; She said with a clenched fist. I couldn’t believe she was still alive. 8220;This about that painting? 8221; I asked and Gertrude spit on the floor. It was. 8220;Come, come! 8220;I can’t, I’m working! 8221; I said.
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The Talking Dead – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. Early afternoon a coach pulled into the car park. A big blue Tantivy one. The shop had been pretty busy anyway as it always is when there’s low clouds. Fog means there’s no newspapers and so people hang around in the shop waiting for them because they’ve got nothing better to do. So I watched the coach pull in and thought about how packed the shop was going to get. 8221; I heard one of them moan and I again went for my St Christopher. “Eye brains meat in us a...8221; I...
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The Wollit – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. 8221; I said looking at Paula. She was dumbfounded and staring right at it and I nodded because her staring was the right thing to do. You could do nothing but stare. My mouth was suddenly dry. “Fucking hell, eh? 8221; I said, my voice clicking slightly. I was now looking to Enrique whose mouth was turned down at the sides. He was nodding and looking at it and then he smoothed down his moustache. I looked at it. “Fucking hell! 8221; I said. 8220;Who carries that around?
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Mad – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. 8220;Fucking Paula,” I muttered just loud enough so she could hear as I picked up the Snickers wrappers. 8221; She asked from behind her counter, immediately on the defensive. 8220;Why don’t you put them in the bin? 8221; I asked. 8221; She asked directly and so I headed to her with the evidence. I dropped them on her counter. She looked at them and then up at me. 8220;You’re snaffling Snickers! You must snarf a few before you leave.”. 8220;It’s not me! I was about to ...
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Misery Guts – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. 8220;Oooooh,” I moaned. The fuck did I do last night? My head was killing me. Must’ve been a two bottler. Must have drunk two bottles of wine. I couldn’t move. I could hear a loud tocking. I ripped my lips apart and licked them but my tongue was dry. The fuck did I do last night? I didn’t remember even starting to drink wine and why was it so hot? We haven’t got anything that tocks. And what did I do last night? The fuck did I do last night? I asked myself realizing my...
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jamiepbarker – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. 8220;This is a joke, right? I mean, you’ve gotta be fucking joking.”. 8220;S’no joke. Sirus.”. It’s fucking bullshit is what it is.”. We were in Enrique’s office. It hadn’t been used for a while and smelt musty. The stain from the squashed squirrel was still there. Enrique pressed the remote and the TV went off. He lit a cigar and leant back in his chair. 8220;What are you going to do? 8221; asked Paula. 8220;I sell it.”. 8220;Why chu so jelly, man? 8221; I shouted at ...
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The One Where Enrique Got a Moped – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. The One Where Enrique Got a Moped. 8220;Oh my fuck! 8220;That’s red hot,” I said looking down at the bonnet as if it had punk’d me. She smiled at me and then she turned back to Enrique. 8220;How fast does it go? 8221; She asked over a hubbub. Enrique looked over and did his thinking face, but it was the foreign one, not the honest one. 8220;Hundred.”. 8220;Kph or miles? 8220;What does it run on? 8220;That’s a hell of a machine,” she said to Enrique and then...8217; Enr...
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Inception – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. 8220;Milk, man! 8221; Said Enrique at me while he stood outside his office door. He clapped his hands when he said it. I shrugged. “Da milk! 8221; I knew what he was alluding to. Milk fridge needed filling. In my job description does it say I have to fill the milk everyday? 8217; and everybody would stand and clap, apart from Paul Merton who only laughs at his own stuff. Happen if I didn’t have to restock the milk like an idiot. 8220;Do you know any bands? I left my no...
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