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Blog. Haha.: October 2008

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View my complete profile. Friday, October 31, 2008. Thursday, October 9, 2008. 1 Sometimes dog-owners dress up their dogs in human-style clothing- this is rarely a good idea. 2 There are two types of dog accessories: the practical (normal collars, leashes, canteens- such as those strapped to Swiss Alp Rescue St. Bernards) and the absurd (bejewelled collars, sunglasses, bandanas, nail polish, hats). 4 Sometimes dogs are treated like humans. Tuesday, October 7, 2008. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Blog. Haha.: September 2009

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Of a Certain Sort of Pressure. View my complete profile. Friday, September 11, 2009. Of a Certain Sort of Pressure. It throbs, bellows, burns,. Groaning whispers. Whispers. Three cups of green tea, sloshing. But there you sit, winking hair. And curly eyes. So damn engaging. Mid-story, you make me laugh. And we are at a crisis. Now or never or puddle. I stand to navigate little. Round tables. Gravity grasps. At liquid weight. Past the first. Door, into the next, on the left. I'm inside. Is this right?

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Blog. Haha.: This is what it looks like when a goose hits a jet engine.

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If Baseball Umps were more like this guy, maybe co. This is what it looks like when a goose hits a jet. View my complete profile. Thursday, February 12, 2009. This is what it looks like when a goose hits a jet engine. See more funny videos. At Today's Big Thing. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Blog. Haha.: September 2008

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Colbert is a word twisting genius. View my complete profile. Friday, September 26, 2008. The other day I participated in an impromptu-blog-response-section-debate on Proposition 8 on. Here are a few of my thoughts. The issue of homosexuality has become so political that it is almost impossible to speak to the morality of the issue without becoming entangled in rhetorical he-said-she-said. The loser of a political debate, campaign, etc. is hardly likely to suddenly see the world through the other lens...

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Blog. Haha.: June 2009

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View my complete profile. Tuesday, June 30, 2009. The old women form a circle-. Babushkas escaped from Stalin. To East Los Angeles- like buzzards. Around me: hunching shoulder. Blades, flapping neck skin,. The hopping excitement, the. Kissing lips peck flesh from. Ligament, suck marrow free. From deep, sluice lipstick-stained. Saliva, pinch skin to oblivion. Ohh, the little grandson of Moisi! I am bones; I rest in a pile. On the salt flats of California:. Baked brittle, old sock white,. When you got back.

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Blog. Haha.: The Red Duck

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Of a Certain Sort of Pressure. View my complete profile. Friday, September 11, 2009. The picture shows a red. Duck, swimming along an. Invisible pond path. Its head. Cocks intelligently to the side,. Curious of something outside. Imagine his thin legs and. Webbed feet, kicking franticly. Trace the wavering V that. Builds behind him: an arrowhead. Pressed to his back, prodding him. Towards some unknown. To what? Unknowable beyond the red. Mahogany frame. Forever. Undefined. Perpetually indistinct.

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Blog. Haha.: January 2009

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View my complete profile. Wednesday, January 28, 2009. The man sits cross-legged, news-paper reading, too old for his skull-and-bones-slip-on-Vans. Sips his latte. Some foam slicks to his beard. I think he must have been a hippie at some point. Now he seems to be taking fashion cues from his fifteen year old son. Oh yeah. Look at this guy. Cool guy in tie-dye. Two ladies are frumpy. The businessman wants a muffin. He needs to iron his shirt. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Blog. Haha.: July 2008

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I hate Andruw Jones. Todays Big Thing was a little girl climbing up in. A Day Sometime in June. View my complete profile. Thursday, July 31, 2008. I hate Andruw Jones. Well, things are even worse than they seemed. Much worse. Jones has a VORP of -14.6. VORP stands for "Value Over Replacement Player." The number basically represents the number of total offense above or below the level that an average replacement- most likely from the minor leagues- could reasonably be expected to produce.). A Day Sometime...