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Skankopolis: People Wore Stuff: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Jesse J, Hilary Duff

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Monday, May 09, 2011. People Wore Stuff: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Jesse J, Hilary Duff. I'm with her in spirit. In eyeballs, I'm really not. Sometimes it's really just too much. There. I said it. Um, I'm not rich, by any means, but I can afford the 10 it costs to hem my pants. And make them not look like weird worms, or uncircumcized penises. I mean, oh. God. Now I can't even look at them anymore. Sometimes she looks batshit crazy. Other times she looks flat out gorge. This is one of those gorge times. Lady G...

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Skankopolis: Newsworthy This Week: Lindsay Lohan's Busted Teeth

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Monday, October 17, 2011. Newsworthy This Week: Lindsay Lohan's Busted Teeth. I worked in bars and restaurants for many years before finally settling in on my career in fashion.and in that time I knew some people who really abused cocaine and this is what their teeth looked like. Prepare your barf bag for this answer:. In other news, bitch hasn't been keeping up with the terms of her probation, once again throwing her sentence in the face of the legal system.she goes to court Wednesday where it's pos...

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Skankopolis: The 2011 Golden Globe Awards

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Monday, January 17, 2011. The 2011 Golden Globe Awards. It's the Golden Globes! The pre-cursor to the Oscar's! The winners who come out of this show more often than not hint at who will win at the Oscar's, unless there is some insane chain of events where nominees turn into major jerks. Let's see what everyone wore and if the gunmetal craze of the Critic's Choice Awards continued. I feel like she's worn this before. Hasn't she? Like, maybe it was green? I love being right. Have you seen 'The Fighter'?

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Skankopolis: People I hate: Kat von D

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Friday, March 21, 2008. People I hate: Kat von D. I hate Kat von D. I hate. Her There isn't a word strong enough to express what I feel for this girl. I hate everything about her: her voice, her hair, her stupid spare tire/love handles that she INSISTS on showing off all the time.She is also a HUGE MORON. I have no problem with people dropping out of school, but I really do not feel they should be on TV showing how stupid they are. It makes me so angry. Oh my god. HIS HAIR. FUCK OFF KAT. WHY IS SHE S...

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Skankopolis: Amanda Bynes Sideswiped ANOTHER Car

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Monday, May 07, 2012. Amanda Bynes Sideswiped ANOTHER Car. Further confirmation that Amanda Bynes is a total asshole in need of an intervention and/or rehab. This past weekend, she sideswiped yet another car (though, this time, not a cop car) and the guy called the cops and pursued her instead of pulling over. The cops took this claim SO seriously that they had a police helicopter pursue her and eventually caught up to her. No tickets, not arrests, just an agreement to pay for the damage. Some loser who ...

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Skankopolis: Dave Grohl - And Some Site Updates

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Saturday, June 13, 2015. Dave Grohl - And Some Site Updates. So sorry it's been a while. Life has been a real crazy bitch lately. My hubs and I bought our first home and we're moving next week, so the past month has been total madness with signing documents, cleaning, packing, moving stuff, painting, etc. Life should get back to normal after we move. Please check the Facebook page. For more frequent updates.it's just easier to update there. Now, onto the real stuff:. There are a lot of Dave Grohl haters ...

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Skankopolis: Conan Drinking Game

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Saturday, August 13, 2011. Last night my husband and I were bored. We decided we should get drunk together, because good couples do things together. Rather than risking our sanities and lives outside our home (drinking and driving is not cool, dudes), we looked up a Conan Drinking Game on the internet. Unfortunately, it was posted in 2002, so it was a little out of date. Here is what we're proposing:. This list (keep in mind the 'anytime' section at the bottom). Copious amounts of beer. Conan does an imp...

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Skankopolis: Jennifer Aniston's boobies 2

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Saturday, February 17, 2007. Jennifer Aniston's boobies 2. Some loser who works at the studio that released 'The Break-Up' released my friend's boobs! Click on the pic to see them. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click on the image to reach the site! Conan Drinking Game Rules. Here are the rules! Gripe, compliment, do whatever: skankopolis@gmail.com. People I hate: Kat von D. Steven Tyler's Chiquita Banana. Oscars - Initial Red Carpet Post! Ok, here is the first go! Jennifer Aniston's boobies 2.

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Skankopolis: BREAKING NEWS: Miss Piggy & Kermit Announce Their Split

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Wednesday, August 05, 2015. BREAKING NEWS: Miss Piggy and Kermit Announce Their Split. It what can only be described as the best news I've ever heard: Miss Piggy and Kermit have announced that they are breaking up. He's single for me now! 8220;After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, we have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship,. This is our only comment on this private matter…unless we get the right offer.”. Conan Drinking Game Rules.

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Skankopolis: Steven Tyler's Chiquita Banana

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Sunday, April 15, 2007. Steven Tyler's Chiquita Banana. I didn't think there was much to add to the list of things that I wished I'd never seen. Apparently there are. I never, ever wanted to see Steven Tyler's penis. In fact, I wasn't sure if I even wanted to post this.but then again, how can you not post celebrity genitals? Unless, of course, they are Paris Hilton's and you fear getting herpes just from seeing them. Take a look. Click on the pic for the uncensored (NSFW) version. His penis is hottttttt!