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Don’t Piss Her Off | The Second Side
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I haven’t a single thought . . . but I anticipate one soon. Don’t Piss Her Off. You could be next . . This entry was posted on Thursday, November 6th, 2008 at 8:36 pm and is filed under Spooky. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Feed You can leave a response. From your own site. Laquo; Previous Post. Don’t Piss Her Off. November 14, 2008 at 12:41 pm. You are posting again! This is creepy. really creepy. November 14, 2008 at 12:54 pm. Hahaha, that is so scary and silly.
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My Buddies Behinds | The Second Side
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I haven’t a single thought . . . but I anticipate one soon. Sitting at the wireless phone store yesterday, I did a double-take when the TV next to me-advertising some “buddy” program for cell phones-said, “don’t leave your buddies behind.” I just want all my buddies out there to know that I will never leave your behinds. Now, on with the link dump:. A California court orders homeschooled kids. A student. Glad to see they’ve got it all sorted out over there. Now you can’t even eat the white snow. Leave a ...
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The Second Side | I haven’t a single thought . . . but I anticipate one soon. | Page 2
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I haven’t a single thought . . . but I anticipate one soon. Ice Cream for Feet. January 31, 2008. From the “Kids Don’t Come With Instructions”department: I had to intervene in an argument between my 4-year-old daughters. The beef? One of them said, “Sissy took the ice cream away from my feet.” I responded with Churchillian eloquence: “I don’t want anyone stealing ice cream from feet! 8221; That’ll teach ’em. I laughed at this. I passed a car wash yesterday. The sign said “Don’t Drive Dirt...I noted my de...
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Yummy | The Second Side
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I haven’t a single thought . . . but I anticipate one soon. Created by OnePlusYou – Free Online Dating. This entry was posted on Thursday, March 20th, 2008 at 11:03 am and is filed under Silliness. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Feed You can leave a response. From your own site. Laquo; Previous Post. Next Post ». March 21, 2008 at 12:19 am. I feel inferior… I could only feed 14 cannibals. Who thinks up stuff like this anyway? April 9, 2008 at 2:48 pm. Little Ol' Me.
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You Can Still Fart in America | The Second Side
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I haven’t a single thought . . . but I anticipate one soon. You Can Still Fart in America. Alas, the rumors aren’t true. It was reported that Camden-Rockport Middle School had banned intentional flatulence. Says student Jordan Taylor: “They [eighth-grade students] would do it [heiney honk] in science class and other places. It’s a natural occurrence, and we all do it 16 times a day.” Hey, maybe you. Only do it 16 times a day, my little eighth-grade leprechaun, but a real man does it 16 times an hour.
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Leave Them Kids Alone | The Second Side
https://thesecondside.wordpress.com/2008/02/11/leave-them-kids-alone
I haven’t a single thought . . . but I anticipate one soon. Leave Them Kids Alone. In my local paper, I spotted an ad for an ADHD study conducted by a local research consortium. And just what, exactly, might indicate ADHD in your 6-12 year old? Has difficulty paying attention at home or in school. I say, who doesn’t? I had teachers who could make sex ed boring. Can’t sit still and is easily distracted, can’t play quietly. I say, kids who play quietly belong in horror films. Leave them the f*ck alone!
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“I wanted a new leg, and all I got was this lousy anus.” | The Second Side
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I haven’t a single thought . . . but I anticipate one soon. 8220;I wanted a new leg, and all I got was this lousy anus.”. You’ve probably already heard about the poor woman who went in for a leg operation and got a sphincter switch. If she likes the new butthole, does she get to keep it? How much does a new butthole cost? Where is the butthole store (and I don’t mean Wal-Mart)? Did they cut the tags? I’ll bet they didn’t even cut the tags. Really, folks, it’s not funny at all . . . From your own site.