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Guest Post 2: She Lied to Me | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? Guest Post 2: She Lied to Me. 8216;Tis me again. I hope you enjoyed the first Guest Post? Because I have another one. The writer calls it a poem, but I think it reads more like lyrics to a song. I’ll let you be the final judge. Lest I forget, I opened a new blog today. It’s called: “ The BlankCzech. About…well, stuff. This basically means I’ll be talking in. SHE LIED TO ME. You say you still love me. But it’s hatred in disguise.
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What is A.g(r)eek? | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? What is A.g(r)eek? A little etymology, class…. In the Sixteenth Century, in the reign of Gaspode the Ghastly, there was a small crop of Irish peasant farmers who, in spite of much haranguing for nonconformist actions and the uprising of individualistic machinations, kept on doing a very clichéd thing. They kept growing potatoes. Irish potatoes for that matter. The Irish farm boy developed an uncanny disdain for Irish potatoes and the...
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The End of All Things | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? The End of All Things. He was interesting because he had that drive, that passion peppered with a dash of adventure that told me that while this was business for everyone else, to this kid – this black boy with the yellow wrist band there was only fun to be had here. Why should I employ you instead of the 23 other people currently waiting outside? Because I will fondle your breasts for free,. Not a bad face, considering. Also, I am f...
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Guest Post 1: Brew | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? Guest Post 1: Brew. If you can imagine me cartwheeling, that is how you should imagine my entry into this blog today. So I’ve, over time, accumulated a number of guest posts, and I’ll now drop them here arbitrarily. (Damn, I totally love that word. Arbitrarily. So arbitrary.). Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Brew. Yes, I am cartwheeling out of the blogpost as well). 8211; BREW –. Clarity berths the clandestine,. Pay me no heed,.
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Blue Balls and Angry Vaginas: Fact or Fiction? | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? Blue Balls and Angry Vaginas: Fact or Fiction? Baby, you’ve gotta help me out here! There has been a lot of controversy about the blue ball syndrome or blue balliosis as it is called in the Urban Dictionary. And if you are a real guy (with one sausage and two meatballs), you should listen. What is Blue Balls, first of all? WHICH THE WORD BLUE. BALLS IS A STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT LIE just to get in girls pants. Is Blue Balls Real? This is...
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How to Tell If Your Guy Is Gay | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? How to Tell If Your Guy Is Gay. Did he start looking like this AFTER you said “yes”? Who would have thought I would be writing a post for the lady folk this year? Well, shit happens, and this is mine. I am going to write two articles. This is the first one, and it’s for the girls. If you find yourself in a relationship with a guy you’re beginning to suspect is gay, here are some pointers to help you put that doubt to rest. Here are t...
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Getting a Babe From The Club: Free Guide (Don’t Be Silly) | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? Getting a Babe From The Club: Free Guide (Don’t Be Silly). You can’t get the girl? You don’t deserve to live. The fact that I have to write a guide for this shows how far the human race has sunk in the last – what five minutes? Like, seriously, should you be taught how to ‘chyk’ a babe? I bestow my shame give you. Licks tortoise shell* , Feel lilaxed. WANKERS GUIDE TO PULLING. First, definitions are in order. Pulling is a word wh...
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The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: A Latecomer’s Note | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: A Latecomer’s Note. There are classics which are alluded to in contemporary culture, often referenced in today’s literature and are often effortlessly summoned in arbitrary verbiage that, for the present-day man, it may appear as though he knows everything about aforementioned classic without having ever consumed the classic in its original form. I thought wrong, for it took me well over a...
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Lo, He Cometh, Cap in Hand… | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? Lo, He Cometh, Cap in Hand…. Before we begin this armchair discussion, gaze upon this link. It will come in handy as we go http:/ prize.etisalat.com.ng/these-words-i-do-not-speak/. I literally expected to find roots and herbs at the bottom of the can. Long story short, Ned Stark/Goodluck Jonathan died, and it’s all because of Orijin. But – wait – before you yell “OFF WITH HIS HEAD! I’ve not been entirely the lazy-ass you know m...
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#ThrowBackThursday: For the Lovers of DOOD! [Free Download Here] | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
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Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? ThrowBackThursday: For the Lovers of DOOD! Photo credit: Shutterstock (duh). First, I must apologize on behalf of me for the tardiness in posting today. It is easily explained, but I’d rather not. Instead I’ll blame some random unconnected entity (GEJ, anyone? For the series of events that have led to my late post. On the plus side…. I have another book! The story that wouldn’t let me write it? Did you like this? June 26, 2014. You a...
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