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Sarcastics Anonymous: June 2011
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Sunday, June 12, 2011. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 19 3rd Graders and One Class Fish.
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Sarcastics Anonymous: July 2009
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009. I don't know what it is. I seem to attract wildlife. This would be fine normally, but I seem to attract the wildlife in places where it shouldn't be. . There are also two neighborhood. Cats, who happen to be doppelgangers. Of my two cats, that insist on sleeping on my deck. This causes much ruckus in my home and inappropriate. Why does this happen to me? 160;I never handle it well. Sure, I like animals, but generally domesticated. Wednesday, July 8, 2009. A Good Night's Sleep.
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Sarcastics Anonymous: November 2009
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Monday, November 23, 2009. Today I went to the grocery store to buy supplies for a new dip I'm trying for Thanksgiving. Per usual, I had to buy all the ingredients on the list and the grand total for this measly dip.$30! This better be some darn good dip! Granted I don't cook much so I don't already have things like balsamic vinegar and cayenne pepper, but good gravy! This is exactly why I don't cook! Friday, November 20, 2009. And it's not even Thanksgiving yet! Into the bucket. I think once you don...
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Sarcastics Anonymous: Dental Orneriness
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011. I was at the dentist earlier this week. I love my dentist and the dental hygienists. Who work there. One of the nice things about this place is that they give you the suction device to hold, so that you aren't sitting there, drowning in your own spit. But, let me ask you this.have you ever thought about, when their face is directly above yours and you're holding that suction, just sticking it to their face? Right up their nose? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Sarcastics Anonymous: August 2009
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009. What's in a Name? Today, while babysitting at Jazzercise. One four-year-old girl said to a five-year-old boy, "Is it OK if I just call you Trevor? Cause I don't know your name.". I'm all for this. Let's not bother with asking. Let's just pick names for people. You- you look like a Denise. Tuesday, August 18, 2009. I'd Like to Give a Shout Out. And then comes the robot with the Asian accent. I had to repeat it about four times before I finally figured out what the heck the name...
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Sarcastics Anonymous: March 2010
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Saturday, March 6, 2010. Making Something Out of Nothing. I babysit every Friday at Jazzercise. Doing so allows me to get my Jazzercise classes for free. Normally I only have two kids and they are very self-sufficient with the occasional sibling quarrel. Yesterday I showed up and their mother, the instructor, said, "Good luck with that babysitting room." Hmmm. I entered the room and, you can see from the picture, good luck indeed. Or maybe they just didn't care. I took this one as a compliment. Come to m...
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Sarcastics Anonymous: Violation?
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Sunday, May 29, 2011. Yesterday I was at Wal. Mart In a miracle of miracles I was able to walk out with only a package of dental floss. This has never happened to me before. My measly purchase came to a grand total of $0.96. I handed over my dollar, thinking of where I could go next to spend the money I didn't end up spending at Wal. I should feel violated? Because I did. I laughed uncomfortably and answered no, I did not need a bag and left. This seems like something they should address in Wal.
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Sarcastics Anonymous: October 2011
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Saturday, October 1, 2011. Somehow I got sucked into babysitting/housesitting for the past 24 hours. It didn't sound like such a bad deal when the mom said that I could stay out as late as I wanted and "even bring my boyfriend." Yeah, right. Did I mention it beeped once a minute? I held my breath to snatch the jelly out of the fridge, made my sandwich and was about finished when I noticed mid-chew that I had been eating half-moldy bread. Gulp. In the trash, off to play soccer mom. We didn't win the game ...
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Sarcastics Anonymous: Awkward!
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011. So I'm walking into Target, my third one of the day (hey, when you're on a mission, you're on a mission! When I approach the automatic doors. I'm being followed at an appropriate pace by a gentleman about my age and about three feet taller. I always use the automatic doors because, why not? Ward" We giggle and step to the left to enter through the self-service set of doors. If you want something done, you have to do it yourself. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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