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Teapot Dome Scandal
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Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Monday, August 20, 2007. EA Sports NHL '97 breaks down the NHL trade deadline. So you haven't kept up with the NHL since the days when you unironically had a Genesis strapped to your main household tv? Big deal. GMs practically treat the NHL trade deadline like a video game anyway, plus with the amount of old fogeys getting dealt around yesterday. Scored big with their pickup of Peter Forsberg. From Florida...
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Teapot Dome Scandal
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Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Monday, August 20, 2007. People of New Orleans awaiting next football season so they can resume being inspired. The Saints' brutal 39-14 defeat at the hands of the Bears Sunday left the players scratching their heads - and the people of New Orleans without a source of inspiration. Other fans are depressed at the thought of returning to a reality without a Saints season to occupy them. New Orleans City Counc...
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Teapot Dome Scandal
http://teapotdomescandal.blogspot.com/2007/01/steelers-down-to-final-three-candidates.html
Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Monday, August 20, 2007. Steelers down to final three candidates in search of coach for Pittsburgh dads to complain about. Looking to uphold Bill Cowher's. Legacy as the most. Complained-about-by-dads coach in Pittsburgh history, the Rooney family has presented the following questionnaire to the Steelers. 1 Are you Chuck Noll? Circle One: ( / NO). 2 When will the Steelers win the AFC North again? 5 How visi...
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Teapot Dome Scandal
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Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Tuesday, May 08, 2007. Update Update: MLB Draft Being Televised Is Still Not News, Even Nine Hours Later. ESPNcom still has this poll up about the MLB Draft nine hours later, obviously to continue to promote the fact that it's being televised on ESPN2 this year, regardless of the fact that 125,000 people have declared they are not going to be watching it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Teapot Dome Scandal
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Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Monday, May 07, 2007. Update: MLB Draft Being Televised Is Not, In Fact, News. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Sega NHL '97 breaks down the trade deadline. Allen Iverson is talented! Now who's gonna inspire New Orleans? Carter rips Strahan for ripping Burress about ripping Manning. Flyers finally fire Clarke, get to Home Depot. Archive (aka Timeless Hilarity). Just Call Me Juice. A Week of Kindness.
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Teapot Dome Scandal
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Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Monday, August 20, 2007. Provisions in the new MLB Collective Bargaining Agreement. MLB and the MLB Players' Association. On an extention of the CBA through 2011. Here are some of the new provisions contained within:. The Sexson / Glaus Clause. The Beltran / Beckett Clause. The Beltre / Soriano Clause:. The Chan-Ho / Burnett Clause. The Byrnes / Eckstein Clause. Marginally talented white players shall be ov...
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Teapot Dome Scandal
http://teapotdomescandal.blogspot.com/2007/05/ex-steeler-tommy-maddox-shoots-75-all.html
Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Wednesday, May 09, 2007. Ex-Steeler Tommy Maddox Shoots 75. All I'm saying is, the headline caught me a little off guard. It actually seems more likely that Tommy Maddox would shoot 75 people than him actually being good at a sport, let alone a sport in which he was not a first-round draft pick. Or maybe I'm an idiot. But it's probably the first thing. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Just Call Me Juice.
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Teapot Dome Scandal
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Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Thursday, November 30, 2006. Carter rips Strahan for ripping Burress about ripping Manning. Left guard, punter also criticized for some reason. Earlier today, Giants #2 receiver Tim Carter blasted defensive end Michael Strahan after his comments. Criticizing receiver Plaxico Burress for making negative statements about Eli Manning's leadership and his own lack of effort. The emerging Carter-Strahan animosit...
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Teapot Dome Scandal: April 2007
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Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Wednesday, April 25, 2007. Dan vs. Bucci: Playoff Edition. As often as I poke fun at John Buccigross. In this space, I will admit that his predictions have certainly been a fuck of a lot better than mine so far this NHL season. Looking back to my NHL Regular Season predictions. That puts the total playoff score at Dan 6, Buccigross 2. I can't believe he only predicted two series correctly! I've underestimat...
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Teapot Dome Scandal
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Sports satire sharper than Alvin! Alvin Sharper, not the chipmunk Alvin. But sharper than him too. Monday, August 20, 2007. Provisions in the Penguins' arena deal. Needless to say, I was happy as could be when the Penguins announced their arena deal. Ensuring once and for all that they'll be staying in Pittsburgh permanently! Unlike myself, my brother, 2/3 of my high school classmates, Andy Warhol, and anyone aged 24-38 who would like a job and also like to be paid for that job! The state will destroy al...