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July | 2010 | Ph.Ds: Two, Jobs: Zero
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PhDs: Two, Jobs: Zero. What, oh what, will become of us? July 20, 2010. Now that’s a tall drink of water:. And so very pretty! This is also a tall drink of water (less pretty though):. Here is pretty and tall:. July 19, 2010. My dearest Stephanie,. So maybe I don’t want to satisfy them by committing them to paper even though I would have liked to reply, Oh don’t worry. ‘Someone’ will. But you probably won’t like it. I’m sitting here at this pretty little café wanting to write about my experience. So at l...
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Stand Tall | Ph.Ds: Two, Jobs: Zero
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PhDs: Two, Jobs: Zero. What, oh what, will become of us? July 20, 2010. Now that’s a tall drink of water:. And so very pretty! This is also a tall drink of water (less pretty though):. Here is pretty and tall:. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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PhDs: Two, Jobs: Zero. What, oh what, will become of us? Etiquette Lessons for Humans. May 16, 2010. My dearest Stephanie,. My morning routine begins with dropping off my little boy at school. Well, I guess technically, it begins with me getting out of bed, partaking in a series of complex grooming activities, getting my little boy’s clothes, breakfast, etc. But no one’s really interested in the minutiae, like whether I put in my contact lenses before or after I wash my face, right? Because you know what?
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Stephanie’s bio | Ph.Ds: Two, Jobs: Zero
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PhDs: Two, Jobs: Zero. What, oh what, will become of us? Hi I’m Stephanie. I used to teach writing, then I left to follow my own writing dreams, and now . . . well, frankly, now I’m broke. I’ve got a shiny Ph.D, a love of the absurd, and time on my hands. And we all know time means mischief! And oh, yes, existential crises galore. But I’m optimistic. I see my situation as an opportunity to get to all those things I never got the chance to do while working full time:. Why am I here on this earth? Jemima B...
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April | 2010 | Ph.Ds: Two, Jobs: Zero
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PhDs: Two, Jobs: Zero. What, oh what, will become of us? I have no killer instinct. April 29, 2010. My little boy went to Minnesota for the National Scholastic Chess Championships a few weeks ago. I don’t know why the tournament was held in Minnesota in particular. At any rate, I did not attend this tournament, so I was left home alone with the cat. Catch it then, I demanded of the cat, attempting to deflect attention away from my ineptitude. She had by now shifted her position on the pillows by 180 ...
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Stella’s bio | Ph.Ds: Two, Jobs: Zero
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PhDs: Two, Jobs: Zero. What, oh what, will become of us? I’m Stella. I too have a shiny PhD from a brand name university. Currently, my diploma is framed and propped up against a wall in my living room, where I can contemplate it while on my hands and knees dusting the baseboards. How apropos! This might be the right place to mention that one of my biggest regrets is not having learned a trade. I am not a Gemini, and I’ve always found this sort of wrong. I would have made a great Gemini! Follow “Ph...
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Wildlife 101 | Ph.Ds: Two, Jobs: Zero
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PhDs: Two, Jobs: Zero. What, oh what, will become of us? June 7, 2010. You don’t know what it’s like to be stared at until you are stared at by one of these:. And one of these:. And one of these:. The first is a great horned owl, the second a barred owl, and the third, the amazingly seemingly pre-historic raptor. Oh look, he likes me. He wants my attention. I feel giddy with excitement and nervousness about my newest adventure. I’ve been here before, haven’t I? Apparently, 90% of the injuries the wildlif...
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May | 2010 | Ph.Ds: Two, Jobs: Zero
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PhDs: Two, Jobs: Zero. What, oh what, will become of us? May 22, 2010. I’ve got some funny habits. For example, before work, when I’m running around the house frantically gathering my shit (and it’s always a frantic endeavor no matter how many hours I’ve had to get ready), I say to myself, “Get it together, Hopkins, get it together.” And it helps! The shit comes together, I get out of the house, and maybe I’m just a bit less nervous. It’s so quiet outside my window tonight. And this three story...This th...
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Already over it | Ph.Ds: Two, Jobs: Zero
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PhDs: Two, Jobs: Zero. What, oh what, will become of us? July 19, 2010. My dearest Stephanie,. You’ve perhaps noticed that though I’ve been bartending again for the past few months, I’ve yet to write about my experiences. It might be that I’m shell-shocked. It might be that during my first few weeks there, the regulars told me (many times more than once), It’s like Cheers here. Someone should write a book about us! I’m sitting here at this pretty little café wanting to write about my experience. Actually...