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Eschewing Obfuscation: October 2006

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C" is for "cookie." That's good enough for me. Thursday, October 19, 2006. Because I can't end the day on such a downer . . . . From an e-mail sent to me by my lovely wife. Q How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a lightbulb? One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;. One to viciously smear #7;. Why do you hate freedom? So I was r...

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Eschewing Obfuscation: LOL

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C" is for "cookie." That's good enough for me. Thursday, January 19, 2006. And I were getting our nightly fix of "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" this evening when Jen wondered aloud what sort of thing makes people like Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert completely crack up. I couldn't say, although shortly afterward Colbert was interviewing author Frank McCourt and totally broke apart when McCourt made some offhand crack about nuns. So, there's part of your answer. To himself. That would be sil...

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Eschewing Obfuscation: Frank Stanley Harris (1912-1994)

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C" is for "cookie." That's good enough for me. Monday, March 27, 2006. Frank Stanley Harris (1912-1994). Now that I have been called out by my. For my lack of posting, I suppose I must remedy the situation before her former Significant Other, now Fiance (congratulations, guys) jumps on the bandwagon and really lays into me with his. So, here goes. And I have kids, I fully expect to mess with their minds in just such a fashion. WheneverI walk into a hardware store (a. But, again, only in a real hardware s...

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Made in Richmond: Personal Space

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One doesn't *become* a Southern lady. You either are, or you are not. No amount of acclimation will make up for a lack of upbringing based on bare feet, good manners, and the mastery of "puddling" rather than sweating. Thursday, May 10, 2007. That doesn't even make any sense! Awkwardness ensued and I kept my eyes on the floor and hurried out of the store with my bag 'o' shirts. Seriously, I should be kept in a basement somewhere. That is too funny! Did he hear you? Did he say anything? Here, read these.

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Made in Richmond: Appetizing.

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One doesn't *become* a Southern lady. You either are, or you are not. No amount of acclimation will make up for a lack of upbringing based on bare feet, good manners, and the mastery of "puddling" rather than sweating. Saturday, May 12, 2007. Upon pulling up to the drive thru window, I had this conversation. Cashier: Here ya go. I'm trying to hurry because I really have to take a sh*t. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm left handed. Consequently, I always have an ink smudge on my pinkie. Well, Ill be.

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Made in Richmond: Well, I'll be...

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One doesn't *become* a Southern lady. You either are, or you are not. No amount of acclimation will make up for a lack of upbringing based on bare feet, good manners, and the mastery of "puddling" rather than sweating. Thursday, May 10, 2007. Well, I'll be. I like that your blog just landed you a job and my blog just landed me an e-mail entitled "Bigger Nerdgasm: Anderson Cooper or Mo Rocca." Anderson Cooper.duh. Hey thanks. Yeah, seriously. Mo Rocca? Oh, and I love you too. And really, Mo Rocca? TMJ upd...

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Made in Richmond: TMJ update (because I knowing you are all dying to get the latest)

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One doesn't *become* a Southern lady. You either are, or you are not. No amount of acclimation will make up for a lack of upbringing based on bare feet, good manners, and the mastery of "puddling" rather than sweating. Thursday, May 17, 2007. TMJ update (because I knowing you are all dying to get the latest). Http:/ organizedlifemmh.blogspot.com/2007/05/ive-been-tagged.html#links. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm left handed. Consequently, I always have an ink smudge on my pinkie. Here, read these.

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Made in Richmond: Facing the Consequences

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One doesn't *become* a Southern lady. You either are, or you are not. No amount of acclimation will make up for a lack of upbringing based on bare feet, good manners, and the mastery of "puddling" rather than sweating. Friday, May 11, 2007. I woke up this morning feeling like I had gotten punched in the face I knew it couldn't have been Ross (this time, at least) because he was off saving Richmond. Last night. I spent all day trying to figure out exactly why it hurt to both open *and* close my mouth.

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Made in Richmond: Butt Status: Kicked

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One doesn't *become* a Southern lady. You either are, or you are not. No amount of acclimation will make up for a lack of upbringing based on bare feet, good manners, and the mastery of "puddling" rather than sweating. Thursday, May 17, 2007. I went to BodyCombat at Gold's Gym tonight. It's basically a lot of shadow boxing and jumping around and kicking and what not. Oh, and dying. Did I mention the dying? Dying for a solid hour and then much soreness follows the dying. It was great. Here, read these.

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Made in Richmond: Things I remember from when I was little...

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One doesn't *become* a Southern lady. You either are, or you are not. No amount of acclimation will make up for a lack of upbringing based on bare feet, good manners, and the mastery of "puddling" rather than sweating. Wednesday, May 09, 2007. Things I remember from when I was little. When my sister and I used to take baths, she would always make me sit in the part of the bathtub that was more shallow while she lounged in the deeper part that held more warm water. We were only allowed to have three Oreos...