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BONO'S BLOG: February 2009
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009. It that time of year again! One week a year I become a Redneck Republican Southerner. This is the week. Why this week? NASCAR is town, that's why! You turn left you idiot, left! Tony Stewart, you have bigger tits than my Mama! Tuesday, February 10, 2009. I thought I was dreaming. Try saying "a la modies! Then you'll figure you what it means. You'll also get weird looks, but you will figure out what it means. Mixing fried chicken and waffles. Creating the comedy that is white...
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BONO'S BLOG: July 2009
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009. Latest trip to the vet. I was just reading Cindy Dean's blog. She was talking about how she had to go to the emergency room. Then I remembered. Hey I didn't blog about my last trip to the vet! 7:04pm.The moth flies right by me. I catch him in my paws, an kill the S.O.B. Trust me he was asking for it. He was a threat to my family. My actions are completely justified. 7:30pm.Me and Carty go to my our buddy Simba's for our usual Thursday night poker game with some friends. 12:15am....
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BONO'S BLOG: May 2009
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009. Start spreading the news. She's leaving today. We'll not today. But sometime this weekend. Who you ask? Cindy Dean. She got my Mama into blogging(at least for a brief period) which got me into blogging. So you can partially blame her for all this bullshit. Where is she going? I was like, What? Was the Four Seasons Beirut booked up? Wednesday, May 6, 2009. Happy Cinco De Mayo. Then I was like "Damn, your right! I'll be there in 15 minutes! Anyway here is my top 10 list of the best...
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BONO'S BLOG: Where the hell is my healthcare?
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Friday, February 5, 2010. Where the hell is my healthcare? I feel obligated to complain more now when things don't go the way I think they should. Anyway, we dropped about $3 Trillion on the stimulus. I thought we should have just jacked it up to $10 Trill or so. What the hell, $21 Trillion deficit or $28 Trillion deficit, will we be any less screwed at 21 rather than 28? They feel bad for insurance companies? They like not having coverage when they are laid off? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Gambl...
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BONO'S BLOG: February 2010
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Friday, February 5, 2010. Where the hell is my healthcare? I feel obligated to complain more now when things don't go the way I think they should. Anyway, we dropped about $3 Trillion on the stimulus. I thought we should have just jacked it up to $10 Trill or so. What the hell, $21 Trillion deficit or $28 Trillion deficit, will we be any less screwed at 21 rather than 28? They feel bad for insurance companies? They like not having coverage when they are laid off? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Gambling on s...
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BONO'S BLOG: November 2009
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Sunday, November 1, 2009. Bono predicts the world will end in 2011. I watched a special on the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. They had some scientist boldly stating that there is going to be another big earthquake in San Francisco someday. Thank you, Professor Obvious. What's your next prediction? The Cleveland Browns are going to suck again next year? Why do we give ancient cultures so much credit? You know they used to sacrifice their own children to try to make it rain so crops would grow right? That ...
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BONO'S BLOG: Bono is very sick in the hospital. Please pray for him.
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Monday, July 19, 2010. Bono is very sick in the hospital. Please pray for him. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Gambling on sports(mostly football, horse racing and NASCAR), journaling, making lists(top ten, best of etc.) fighting with my brother, raising ant colonies, licking myself, watching tv, blogging, minature golf and reading scripture(if Jesus doesn't wash all this away I'm screwed). ART JEWELS BY JEN (MY MAMA). People/Animals I most admire. Lakers, Dodgers and Cowboys.
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BONO'S BLOG: August 2009
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009. Week of Bon Day 7:Finally Done. My Mama is just a case of acne and two bra cup sizes from being a teenager again. Thank You, I was here all week.Anyway you can find her on Facebook now. You can try to be her friend. She's not very friendly though so don't be surprised if she tells you to piss off. Good luck. Monday, August 24, 2009. Week of Bon Day 6: Get Off My Lawn. Then one of them flipped me off. Then I was like "Get the hell out of here"! I'll go Gran Torino on you bastards!
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BONO'S BLOG: April 2009
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Thursday, April 30, 2009. Wake up you idiots! Open the freakin door! I'm gonna piss on your cars if you don't open the door! Open the damn door! Finally, roughly 11:30 my Dad heard me. He was like was that you? I was like "No you freakin idiot, It was Santa Clause. Mama, wake up. Make me something to eat! So that was my lovely evening. Thanks for letting me vent. Tuesday, April 14, 2009. Facebook: It's not just for pre-teens and pedofiles anymore. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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BONO'S BLOG: January 2009
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009. BONO'S BEST OF VEGAS '09. BEST PLACE TO STOP TRYING TO REVITALIZE:PLANET HOLLYWOOD CASINO.The place went bankrupt when it was the original Aladden. Then they tore it down built a new Aladden that went Bankrupt. Naturally the people that took it over partnered with Plant Hollywood. A restaurant chain that has filed bankruptcy(twice! BEST BLOG THAT HAS NOT BEEN UPDATED IN SIX MONTHS:ART JEWELS AND TREASURES BY JEN.Really Mama! Put something on there, anything! My goodness. I...