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Closet Space Musings: Shakespeare, but not really

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The Dex Morneau crime noir series. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. Wednesday, November 6, 2013. Shakespeare, but not really. Sometimes when I'm bored, I reimagine some of the Bard's delightful works for shits and giggles. One thing I discovered about the man while wading around in his prose is that he was kind of a wuss. I hope the subject of all his gummy sonnets whacked him upside the head at some point because, dude. Man the hell up and quit all the whining for God's sake. Soothing under pretense to abrade,.

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Closet Space Musings: Autism Videos

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The Dex Morneau crime noir series. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far away. —Henry David Thoreau, 1854. I’ve also got a husband, but he’s sort of a bit-player in the melodrama that is my life. The frog gets more screen time than he does. I have also written a humor memoir titled I Wish I Were Engulfed in Flames. A SHORT FILM ABOUT AUTISM:. JO JO ON AUTISM:.

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Closet Space Musings: The Dex Morneau crime noir series

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The Dex Morneau crime noir series. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. The Dex Morneau crime noir series. Book One in the Dex Morneau series. Six months ago, Carla Danning sauntered into his life, all tits, temperament and testicular torture, and she’s been an invective-spewing shackle around his tackle ever since. Also available on Audible. And iTunes narrated by Greg Crites. In book two of the Dex Morneau series, the private detective and his assistant come face to face with Carla Danning’s past. My name is Decl...

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Closet Space Musings: April 2013

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The Dex Morneau crime noir series. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. Friday, April 5, 2013. Musings on Menopause and Public Farting. What really got me were his shoes. I sat on a plane, staring out a rain-dappled window at a kid who couldn’t be more than twenty. He was wearing one of those fluorescent yellow vests and held up two orange batons in an X formation over his head, presumably giving some signal to the pilot. What are these people called, the baton toting people directing airplanes on the runway? I thi...

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Closet Space Musings: February 2013

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The Dex Morneau crime noir series. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. Sunday, February 24, 2013. 8230; in which she waxes philosophical regarding 50 Shades of Publishing. I get asked questions about publishing frequently, whether by e-mail or at book signings and events. Usually I shrug and mumble something about luck, because it does feel kind of arbitrary. But I thought I’d use this opportunity to answer as many of those questions as I can. So, Fifty Shades of Grey. And put it down. That’s fine. T...An hour of ...

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Closet Space Musings: BOOKS BY KAT NOVE & ME

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The Dex Morneau crime noir series. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Having sex with a vampire is necrophilia. Bitter isn’t the new black…we are! Witty is better than pretty. If you’ve fallen and you can’t get up, we’ll laugh at you. There’s no such thing as too many cigarettes. The Amazing Race should pick us as contestants. If you’re a man and you wear jewelry… that’s gross. Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke. WAITING FOR KARL ROVE. On Blog Talk Radio.

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Closet Space Musings: THE SCREENING ROOM

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The Dex Morneau crime noir series. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. WARNING: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. This is a repository for videos I've made. Feel free to judge me; I thrive under that kind of pressure. Irreversibly Bad: A Conversation. The Curious Incident of Rick Perry in New Hampshire. Ode to Rachel Maddow. Occupy Wall Street: Listen…. The Infamous “Making Porn With Mom” Video. TRUE BLOOD SONG PARODY (for Mom’s book The Grateful Undead: They’re So Vein). BARAK OBAMA’S BIRTH VIDEO released. Yes, this is me.

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Closet Space Musings: Deadpan Karaoke

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The Dex Morneau crime noir series. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. Song parodies with a sadistic bent. *New songs added periodically. WARNING: Do not partake if you are easily offended, judgmental, or have health issues. Sung to the tune of Patsy Cline’s ‘Crazy’). WARNING: RATED ‘R’ for raunchy. I Just Shit Out Her Bathroom Window. Sung to the tune of The Beatles ‘She Came In Through The Bathroom Window’). Dirty Sanchez busts a Rhyme. Sung to the tune of Britney Spears ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time‘). Nashville t...

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Closet Space Musings: Musings on Menopause and Public Farting

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The Dex Morneau crime noir series. BOOKS BY KAT NOVE and ME. Friday, April 5, 2013. Musings on Menopause and Public Farting. What really got me were his shoes. I sat on a plane, staring out a rain-dappled window at a kid who couldn’t be more than twenty. He was wearing one of those fluorescent yellow vests and held up two orange batons in an X formation over his head, presumably giving some signal to the pilot. What are these people called, the baton toting people directing airplanes on the runway? I thi...