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Tristan - enter the madness...: November 2004
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Tristan - enter the madness. Monday, November 29. Long Time No Sea. It's been aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages since I went to the seaside. At least a few months. And not quite as long since I last updated my blog. I can't really be bothered to tell you. Thing that's happened since then. I've been praying and thinking a lot about Something mostly - suffice to say that if I want you to know what Something was, then you'd probably know by now. I hope I made the right choice. My parents are in Kenya! Frustrating and c...
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Tristan - enter the madness...: March 2005
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Tristan - enter the madness. Thursday, March 24. Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least Evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners. So, ladies and gentlement, without further ado, the nominees for the 2005 Darwin awards:. The chef's claim was approved. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that h...
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Tristan - enter the madness...: Buying Stamps On The Net
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Tristan - enter the madness. Tuesday, September 19. Buying Stamps On The Net. You can now buy stamps on the net! What will they think of next? Ha, seems so strange. View my complete profile. Dirty Jones we call her. Just read it; you'll like it. Trust me. Come into her world. Goodwhen he updates ;). Possibly the best blog in the world. The Solar System Just Lost A Planet. Its Been A While. Apologies.Ill Post Soon - I Promise! This Is Why England Should Win The World Cup.
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Tristan - enter the madness...: Arachnids
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Tristan - enter the madness. Friday, October 20. I think that spiders must be getting bigger as time goes on, because every time I hear someone say they saw a spider, it's always "the biggest spider they've seen in their life". On this basis, I estimate that next one I see will be the size of a small elephant. I saw a spider in my bedroom yesterday it was tiny, the tiniest spider I'd ever seen lol. So it was only the size of a horse then ;-). I have the internet at home! Man This was 4 months ago!
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Tristan - enter the madness...: It's Been A While
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Tristan - enter the madness. Thursday, August 17. It's Been A While. Sn)adv. soon er, soon est. In the near future; shortly. Without hesitation; promptly: came as soon as possible. Before the usual or appointed time; early. With willingness; readily: I'd as soon leave right now. Okay, so 2 weeks and 1 day isn't exactly 'soon' by any stretch of the imagination and I am truly sorry. Things have been busy - honest! Right, so what's happened to me! For honeymoon we went to Fuertaventura which was HOT HOT HOT!
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Tristan - enter the madness...: Lunchtime
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Tristan - enter the madness. Thursday, August 31. Mmm, lunchtime is one of my favourite times of day. It's a chance to switch off from work and just relax (yes, I. Work sometimes). In the past I've taken the time to blog, read, research, sleep, do stuff (like nip to the bank), Christmas shopping, meeting people for lunch and, occasionally, I eat. But, last week, I drove into work a couple of times (for the first time in 6 months) and discovered that the docks/harbourside are right behind my work place.
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Tristan - enter the madness...: Three. Whole. Years.
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Tristan - enter the madness. Wednesday, October 20. Three Whole. Years. Wow, it's been three years since I last blogged. Three years to the day! Well, what was I on about. Wow, off-roading, sitting in a fast jet, going to a comedy club and making cake! That'll be hard to beat! Well, let's see what I've been up to in the last few years. I went to Ireland and Mexico for the first time. I went to Mexico again. Was best man for my best mate. Saw my brother get his wings. Went to New York, New York! While my ...
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Tristan - enter the madness...: The Solar System Just Lost A Planet
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Tristan - enter the madness. Thursday, August 24. The Solar System Just Lost A Planet. They can't do that! That's just wrong.poor pluto. I know I heard it on the news earlier. I was like NOOOOOOOOOO WAY Pluto was my favourite planet just a head of uranus. ;). D* * * * Jones we call her ;-). That was tristan :). Wel we havent technically lost the planet! View my complete profile. Dirty Jones we call her. Just read it; you'll like it. Trust me. Come into her world. Goodwhen he updates ;). Its Been A While.
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The Zoos Shave All the Animals: May 2005
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The Zoos Shave All the Animals. My blog. I think. Thursday, May 26, 2005. I should be either in bed. With 4 down and 2 more to go, I figure I can take a little bit of a break. I was just watching Big Brother's top 20 contestants on E4, and I have to say, some of the top 10 was ridiculous. I mean, Victor was only at Number 9, Ray was at number 5 (he was boring! And Stuart and Michelle were 6th and 4th respectively. What the hell? Oh, wait, he's down in 15th. Rubbish. Anyway, I can accept the top 3. So I'm...
