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Amy's Misc. Ramblings: September 2008
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Friday, September 19, 2008. And her baby brother is going as a soy sauce packet. I realize that when you publish a magazine with home made Halloween costume ideas in it, that after a few years you’re going to be searching for something new and exciting to feature rather than the cliché pig costume made from pink sweatpants. However, I think this costume featured in the recent edition of Family Fun Magazine is a little odd:. Chrissie is going as Sushi! Wednesday, September 10, 2008. Best and Worst List.
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Amy's Misc. Ramblings: January 2009
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009. Ladies, put on your camo undies and dab some "Doe in Heat" on your wrists! I don't think any further comment is needed on this one. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). About Me and this Blog. Ladies, put on your camo undies and dab some Doe . Embracing my inner feminist. The devil is expecting me.
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Amy's Misc. Ramblings: December 2008
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008. So much for the spirit of the season. Some Mother Fucking, Son of a Bitch is going to die! Die a horrific death. If only the fury of my hatred could be fired out of me like a bullet out of a gun, and magically seek out the asshole who has done this, it would be a thing of beauty! Gone Stolen. I haven’t been this pissed for months, years maybe. Monday, December 22, 2008. Tacky Treasure time - cast your vote! The tacky treasures are awaiting your vote! To cast your vote! We rece...
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Amy's Misc. Ramblings: July 2008
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008. The fruits of my very minimal labor. I planted a cherry tomato and a grape tomato plant in a huge pot on my patio this year. It was my way of connecting to mother earth, and enjoying tiny tomatoes on my salad without having to pay $2.99 every 2 weeks. Monday, July 21, 2008. Creative Writing 101 - Character Development. I attended a creative writing class once that suggested taking a situation or scene that you witness (a couple sitting at a café, a group of people having an animat...
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Amy's Misc. Ramblings: July 2010
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Saturday, July 17, 2010. Let me set the scene:. I’m at Wal-Mart standing in the checkout lane waiting for a Mexican midget* to pay for his fishing lures (seriously – I can’t make this stuff up! Anyway, at one point I happened to turn my head to the side and witnessed a kid about 15 or 16 two aisles over who was aiming his cell phone camera in my direction – actually , right at me. Upon my turning towards him he embarrassedly flipped his phone shut and put it in his pocket. And do you know what he said?
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Amy's Misc. Ramblings: Onion Hands - Look for the Las Vegas show soon!
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Thursday, August 12, 2010. Onion Hands - Look for the Las Vegas show soon! You know how some people have special gifts like being double jointed or having a pouch that they can carry their young around in – no, sorry, wait – those are marsupials. But anyway, my point is that some people are special. They have gifts that others do not and they use those gifts to further their fortunes or help others. Well, do your hands still smell like onions 5 days later? After repeated hand washings and showers? I̵...
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Amy's Misc. Ramblings: August 2008
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Friday, August 22, 2008. Confession - the Kit Kat incident. Forgive me Super WalMart, for I have sinned. This is my first confession. She was a force to be reckoned with. She scoffed at the confines of the cart. She spat out the pacifier with her shrieks of anguish. She mopped the floors with a face full of tantrum tears. Other mothers embraced their children lovingly and vowed to be forever grateful that they had such an easy child. Was it embarrasment, frustration? Tuesday, August 19, 2008. About Me an...
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Amy's Misc. Ramblings: Probably
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Saturday, July 17, 2010. Let me set the scene:. I’m at Wal-Mart standing in the checkout lane waiting for a Mexican midget* to pay for his fishing lures (seriously – I can’t make this stuff up! Anyway, at one point I happened to turn my head to the side and witnessed a kid about 15 or 16 two aisles over who was aiming his cell phone camera in my direction – actually , right at me. Upon my turning towards him he embarrassedly flipped his phone shut and put it in his pocket. And do you know what he said?
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Amy's Misc. Ramblings: November 2008
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Monday, November 24, 2008. Why she’s on the short list of people I’d give a kidney to. A recent email conversation between me and my friend Shawna:. Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:49 PM. Have you ever used a nasal spray? I don’t generally like squirting stuff up my nasal passages but at this point I’d just really like to breathe. Was wondering if you had any recommendations. At this point, it’s worth the risk. Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2008 1:40 PM. Subject: RE: Had enough. I hate that question.