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Christopher Walken Blogs: Lindsay Lohan Tells People “Hey, I’m Gay Too!”

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Lindsay Lohan Tells People “Hey, I’m Gay Too! Now, while I have never had lesbian sex, I have seen it in person. And I have to say, it's underrated. To learn more about girl-on-girl fornication, go to: HotNakedBattleLesbians.org. Posted by Christopher Walken. SPONSORED BY ASS CORK. WORLD'S #1 PANTS KEEPER-CLEANER.

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Christopher Walken Blogs: David Mamet Arrested For Writing While Intoxicated

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David Mamet Arrested For Writing While Intoxicated. I was there, when they searched, his rectum. Which they do, to all Jews, who use complicated, grammar. Then came, the light spanking. Because he’s Hollywood too. His children, were watching. So I had to explain, to them, that here, in America. One is only allowed, to write at the tenth grade reading level. Or you face, anal misconduct. Posted by Christopher Walken. SPONSORED BY ASS CORK. WORLD'S #1 PANTS KEEPER-CLEANER.

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Christopher Walken Blogs: I Still Get Flashbacks

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I Still Get Flashbacks. Late one night, in my Walken Room. I was touching my nuts. As cashews relax me. When I smelled it. And I clenched. And that’s when it happened. Britney Spears raped me. Anally. With her pinky finger. I was powerless. I wept. Like a crack baby. And I don’t know why. But when it was over, I thanked her. Posted by Christopher Walken. SPONSORED BY ASS CORK. WORLD'S #1 PANTS KEEPER-CLEANER.

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Christopher Walken Blogs: Christina Hendricks Of Firefly Fame Wins Mad Men Emmy For “Best Breasts In A Supporting Role”

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Christina Hendricks Of Firefly Fame Wins Mad Men Emmy For “Best Breasts In A Supporting Role”. Rumor has it, she also won, recently, one of the key roles in “Hot Naked Battle Lesbians.”. Posted by Christopher Walken. SPONSORED BY ASS CORK. WORLD'S #1 PANTS KEEPER-CLEANER.

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Christopher Walken Blogs: Kim Jong Il Recites Erotic Haiku For Anne Hathaway

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Kim Jong Il Recites Erotic Haiku For Anne Hathaway. Posted by Christopher Walken. SPONSORED BY ASS CORK. WORLD'S #1 PANTS KEEPER-CLEANER.

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Christopher Walken Blogs: John McCain Asks “Is Racism Bad, Or Sometimes Good?”

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John McCain Asks “Is Racism Bad, Or Sometimes Good? Only read this post if you are my grandma, on my mother’s side]. And I will respond to John McCain with that famous quote: As Shakespeare said, racism (or reverse racism), like incest, bestiality, and hairy lesbianism. Posted by Christopher Walken. SPONSORED BY ASS CORK. WORLD'S #1 PANTS KEEPER-CLEANER.

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Christopher Walken Blogs: Study: One-Legged Women 50% Hotter In Bed

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Study: One-Legged Women 50% Hotter In Bed. New Federal Survey Documents U.S. Sex Behavior and Illegal Drug Use Of One-Legged Women. The question often prompts a boastful answer or a bashful blink: How many fornication partners have you enjoyed today? Now a thirty billion dollar federal government research team claims it has the ultimate statistics related to the sexual habits of one-legged women, who were split into the categories of hot and not. Posted by Christopher Walken. SPONSORED BY ASS CORK.

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Christopher Walken Blogs: Scientists: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Increasing At Alarming Rate (Includes Chart)

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Scientists: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass Increasing At Alarming Rate (Includes Chart). Click her fat ass to download full size chart]. I was looking at this chart, while stroking my nuts (as cashews relax me), when I realized, my mighty schlong had shriveled by three and a half international units. I believe the time is long past, where we can stare at Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs, and forgive the rest. Will someone please put her on the “No One Loves A Fatty - Badass Diet.”. Posted by Christopher Walken.

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Christopher Walken Blogs: Rumor: Sarah Palin To Bring Massive Cleavage To Vice-Presidential Debate (Updated: Palin Pledges To “Slap Joe Biden Around With Her Breasts”)

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Rumor: Sarah Palin To Bring Massive Cleavage To Vice-Presidential Debate (Updated: Palin Pledges To “Slap Joe Biden Around With Her Breasts”). I got this smokin’-hot Sarah Palin flyer from Robert Duvall at a secret fundraiser. For Hollywood Republicans. Turns out it’s been digitally distributed to over thirty-five million “fiscal conservatives who appreciate boobies.”. Posted by Christopher Walken. SPONSORED BY ASS CORK. WORLD'S #1 PANTS KEEPER-CLEANER.