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ParrotLine: I have a bit of an upset tummy ...
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Wednesday, September 20, 2006. I have a bit of an upset tummy . Probably some Muslims poisoning the water supply. Oops gotta run. I just hope the Muslims didn't use all the toilet paper. Posted by AssParrot @ 11:13 PM. William G. Henders. Friends Kept Close . Dead, Dead, Dead-Enders Beware! Two for the Price of One. Project for the New American Empire.
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ParrotLine: Your sniglet for the day
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Thursday, May 04, 2006. Your sniglet for the day. As a side note, for those of you who are either too young or too old to recall the meteoric rise to fame of. And their equally meteoric fall to obscurity - there is even a sniglet for your condition: "luckyasfuckitude". Thankfully, we no longer call funny made-up words "sniglets". In that sense, we can have our "truthiness" and eat it, too. But back to "parodynoia". In the wake of the.
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ParrotLine: Sorry 'bout the lack of posting
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Wednesday, May 10, 2006. Sorry 'bout the lack of posting. Uh, not much else to say. The hair of the dog ate my homework. Posted by AssParrot @ 6:11 PM. William G. Henders. Friends Kept Close . Dead, Dead, Dead-Enders Beware! Two for the Price of One. Project for the New American Empire.
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ParrotLine: Two Announcements
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Friday, August 25, 2006. As some of you may know, I'm working on a project with Gavin M. Of Sadly, No! Called "Ultimate Wingnut Fantasy Wankball". It's a contest modelled on the various fantasy sports games out there, where you are given pretend money to draft various wingnuts like Glenn Reynolds or John Hinderaker to form a team under a salary cap. Work basically, you get to make funny shit up to describe the wingnuts you know and love.
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ParrotLine: ParrotLine
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Monday, May 08, 2006. ParrotLine 'Circular Firing Squad'. Is so boring . Go to Liberal Avenger's space age bachelor pad to memorialize your dying words. Posted by AssParrot @ 8:47 PM. William G. Henders. Friends Kept Close . Dead, Dead, Dead-Enders Beware! Two for the Price of One. Project for the New American Empire.
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ParrotLine: Eek! A Muslim!
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Wednesday, September 20, 2006. It must be weird to see the diabolical hand of Islam behind everything that ever goes wrong in the world. To stumble on a crack in the pavement and look around frantically for the jihadist who tripped you. Perhaps you caught Pamela's predictable response. To the military coup in Thailand. Well, let's dip our toe in the LGF cistern . where the pearl-clutching is even more ill-informed and inane. Ahem I will...
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ParrotLine: The Dave Barry of sports writing, but dumber
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Wednesday, August 23, 2006. The Dave Barry of sports writing, but dumber. More of teh silly, courtesy of ESPN's 'The Sports Guy'. SG: Glad you brought up Big Mac - I stumbled across some highlight of him and Sammy doing their complicated/awkward handshake thingie and found myself thinking, "Was that really only eight years ago? But nobody had a clue that something fishy was potentially going on. Professional athletes were using steroids?
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ParrotLine: Going on Day 5 of no DSL
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Thursday, May 25, 2006. Going on Day 5 of no DSL. Earthlink, I hate you. I hate spending money I don't have on Internet Cafe rip-offs. Things I could have blogged about in the past week:. How much Earthlink sucks. How much I hate American Idol. Cuchullain vs. Muhammed Ali in Pattaya. Not being able to send or receive email. Thanks to fucking Earthlink. Also, thanks to the SBC-AT&T merger fucking providers down the pipeline.
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ParrotLine: Turdblossom's chutzpah
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Thursday, September 21, 2006. Can you get any more brazen than Karl Rove. Karl Rove Promises October Surprise. WASHINGTON - In the past week, Karl Rove has been promising Republican insiders an "October surprise" to help win the November congressional elections. As for the October Surprise, Rove said, "I'd rather let the balance [of plans for the elections] unroll on its own.". You plan to do it. Posted by AssParrot @ 11:10 AM.
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ParrotLine: O! Asshat! My Asshat!
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Demanding Satisfaction at Sunrise from Leftist Poltroons since 1973. Thursday, May 11, 2006. So Better late to the party, then never to arrive that’s my philosophy. And a pretty handy one, seeing as how I go days between posts and would never get to partake in any of the hip jokes if I subscribed to the momentarian ethos of the blogosphere. Plus, there’s usually a few half-drunken rappin’ 4tays still laying around to swig from, and some crusty spinach dip. Ed] to show up a couple of years. It's a good th...