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Seriously Funny II: February 2013
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Life is a comedy. Again. Tuesday, February 12, 2013. Doctor visit and Valentine's Day. Good afternoon, and happy early Valentine's Day! Or as I like to call it, Remember-Just-How-Lonely-You-Are Day. I've been pondering on how Girlfriend and I will celebrate this year. She heard that White Castle has V-Day specials, so she wants to do that. Have you heard about that? I, on the other hand, would just love. To the rest of you without romantic plans and a special someone to spend the day with, I wish you the...
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Seriously Funny II: Introspective Time Travel and Pet Peeves
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Life is a comedy. Again. Wednesday, December 5, 2012. Introspective Time Travel and Pet Peeves. I've been mulling over a few difficult questions this past week. Here we go:. If you met your oldest friends today, at your current age, would you still be friends with that person? You know what I mean? If I liked shrimp, and I mean a lot. And this other guy named Appercop Johnson or whatever also. Loved shrimp, don't you think we'd form some sort of connection? Let's move away from that, though. Happy th...
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Seriously Funny II: December 2012
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Life is a comedy. Again. Wednesday, December 5, 2012. Introspective Time Travel and Pet Peeves. I've been mulling over a few difficult questions this past week. Here we go:. If you met your oldest friends today, at your current age, would you still be friends with that person? You know what I mean? If I liked shrimp, and I mean a lot. And this other guy named Appercop Johnson or whatever also. Loved shrimp, don't you think we'd form some sort of connection? Let's move away from that, though. Happy th...
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Seriously Funny II: August 2012
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Life is a comedy. Again. Thursday, August 30, 2012. Zombies, assassins, and how I wouldn't do well with either (S). It's unbearably hot outside today. Not that this is a particularly new occurrence- it's hot outside most days during the summer months. No, I only mention this because I've realized how mentally unprepared I am for surviving in the wild. That's right. I just zombie-juked this conversation. We're talking about zombies now. And here I am, whining about a little bit of heat, and planning a tri...
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Seriously Funny II: September 2012
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Life is a comedy. Again. Tuesday, September 11, 2012. Tolerance and Star Destroyers (S). Happy 9/11, everyone! That's right. Today can still be a happy day. Even though my Facebook feed is completely saturated with WTC cover photos, and long-winded speeches made to stir teenagers' passions, today can still be one of laughter and joy. But not 9/11 puns. Those are just plane wrong. Because, contrary to what Girlfriend says, sushi is fucking SMART. Here's an example, from my own family. If you can be surrou...
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Seriously Funny II: Tolerance and Star Destroyers (S)
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Life is a comedy. Again. Tuesday, September 11, 2012. Tolerance and Star Destroyers (S). Happy 9/11, everyone! That's right. Today can still be a happy day. Even though my Facebook feed is completely saturated with WTC cover photos, and long-winded speeches made to stir teenagers' passions, today can still be one of laughter and joy. But not 9/11 puns. Those are just plane wrong. Because, contrary to what Girlfriend says, sushi is fucking SMART. Here's an example, from my own family. If you can be surrou...
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Seriously Funny II: March 2011
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Life is a comedy. Again. Monday, March 14, 2011. Food Poisoning (rated PG for Pretty Gross) (F). Yesterday was one of the worst days of my young, beautiful life. And as I can't write a song about it, or make a heart-wrenching documentary, I will use my extreme blogging powers to share the tale with you. For the first time, I experienced the magical journey that is food poisoning. Let's back things up a bit. It all started with the sauerkraut. But when I tried to relieve myself,. Red flag number one.
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Seriously Funny II: October 2011
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Life is a comedy. Again. Tuesday, October 4, 2011. My Bloody Dubstep Adventure (F). So, this is exactly what's happening, right at this very moment. Anyway. I was listening to robo-dinosaurs fighting with lasers, translating ancient Greek for my homework (oh yeah, you heard me right), when my nose starts to itch. So, I simply itch my nose. No big deal. Then I get that one feeling. You know, when it feels like you have a runny nose? Bloody hand. Brain= panic mode. I'm sure I looked fantastic. So Two minut...
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Seriously Funny II: Adventures in Chinese Hilarity (F)
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Life is a comedy. Again. Thursday, November 29, 2012. Adventures in Chinese Hilarity (F). So, I have a quick story for you. It is a story of irony, the subtle hilarity of unpredictable situations, and the eternal, ridiculously cheesy bond of love. Here we go. So, she finally gets done with work. A bit early, in fact. We were both feeling rather peckish, and I found myself in the mood for some shitty Chinese food. People. The worse, the better. Owned a foreign-based food buffet, I would obtain so much que...